Shining looked down at the ground and let out a grunt. Cadence ran up to Shining and hugged him again, followed by a punch. "Why don't you talk to me? You know where it is, don't ya?"she said looking in his eyes. Shining's eyes spotted the plant tilting on the edge of the cliff.
He broke a sweat and used his eyes to give her a signal. "Tell me where it is! I know you see it...fine, be that way! You are so annoying with this little game of your. And what is wrong with your eyes?"she scold. Shining couldn't help himself but went after the plant that eventually dropped
. "Oh no!"he said as the plant descended into the forest. Cadence walked up to him chuckling. "Damn...did it fall?"she said looking over the edge. "Yes..."he growled. Cadence burst into tears. "I knew I couldn't do it myself, my aunt is probably laughing at me...(sob) you know what...I got this! Shining stand over by the edge real quick."she said pushing him.
"Cadence what are you doing?"he said. Cadence ran to him and she knocked them both off the really high cliff. Shining screamed with terror. "C-Cadence! I still can't fly!"he yelled. Cadence hit her hoof on her horn. "Oh yeah..."he said as he teleports himself to land. Cadence dropped, landing on her hooves, to the land.
"Whoo! Nothing like risks to put some excitement in your blood huh, Shining?"she said. "When are you going to let go of that falling habit of yours one day, Cadence, you're going to get yourself killed doing these stunts."he said.
"That's what I'm aiming at Shining, I rather die doing something exciting, like exploding, or falling to my death from the highest place in the world. I thought I made myself clear last time we had this discussion at the wedding."she said.
FLASHBACK: "Hey Shining, you don't mind if I do some wicked cool stunts do you? Probably so risky I would die, when I do I don't wait you to forget me either."she said. "Oh I won't Cadence, what stunt do you want to do in bed?"he said. "Um...an actual killer pillow fight!"she answered. Shining Armor snicker mischievously.
The flashback faded.
Shining Armor smiled weakly when he now realized what she meant that day. "You see Cadence...I thought you meant something else..."he said nervously. Cadence's grin turned to a frown.
"So, let me get this straight...you thought I was talking about sex?! Oh you pervert!"she said as she whipped her tail at him. "No I'm not, aren't we married then, and now?"he pointed out. "Shut the fuck up, I don't want you talking to me unless you accept my dreams."she said looking yonder.
"Ah ha! See I told you I can find it. Here it is."she said levitating the flower. "Whoa, look at it shimmer."said Shining. "Yeah, and I found it, alone."she said kissing Shining on his nozzle. "Heheh great, uh congrats sweetie. Can we be on our way? How do you feel doing something by yourself for once."he said.
"You asshole...be glad that I love you Shining, because your tongue won't be there anymore."she said. "I'm hungry as hell."she continued laying on the grass slowly, the sun was high in the sky, pointing out that it's about twelve at noon.
Calm breeze blew past her mane making her shudder. "Shining, come sit here, with me. I want to talk to my handsome, husband."she said with a relaxed tone. Shining knew that every time in the afternoon, his loving wife become tranquil and calm. She's not rude like she is everyday, and she's very reasonable.
He can say anything he wants without getting yelled at for nothing. "Yes Cadence?"he said as she laid her head on his back. "The subjects...why do they like you so much. I mean I try to be as kind as I could but...they are afraid of me and they never cheer for me when I come to the royal balcony."she said rubbing her hoof up and down his back. "Why you say?"he answered trying to think before saying anything wrong.
"I believe your behavior lately is harsh and merciless, is there something going on in your head? I noticed ever since we been married...ever since the subject became use to you...ever since they disliked you and honored me, your very risky and suicidal. I'm talking about jumping from cliffs and threatening your limbs off.
Seriously Cadence what's bothering that mind of yours?"he asked. Cadence broke out in tears. "Can we get out of this subject now...please."she cried. "No, Cadence I must know the truth...I can help you."he said rubbing her back. "No you can't help me...I can help myself...you shall never learn the truth Shining Armor, NEVER!"she exclaimed.
"So...that's how it is then...we get married and we keep secrets from each other."he said with an upset look on his face. A moment of silence flew by then it was all quiet after that. The sun warmed their coats, the relaxation spread all about the land, it was so peaceful. "It's not like that Shining, this isn't a secret as well as it isn't a lie.
I can only tell you that it's for your own good that you can't know about it. If the truth gets out we would be doomed...just believe me Shining Armor I would definitely let you know what's going on, but sadly I can't, and you have to deal with it. I would never keep any secrets from you."she said softly.
Shining Armor nodded with understanding. "I knew you would believe me...(yawn) I love you..."she said as she lightly fell asleep. He only nodded again in response then he laid his head down. Everywhere around them was quiet and tranquil, the cool breeze mixed with the warmth from the sun made it even more relaxing.
The nearby flower tree's petals drifted in the wind making a circular motion around the sleeping couple. Suddenly the beaver found them sleeping. "Ha! They make this too easy, time to mess with the princess again!"he said as he grabbed the plant and put it on the treetop. His pal the bird swooped down and met the beaver.
"Okay, wake those two jokers up once I leave and point to the tree. After their attention is on the tree I will kick the tree causing the plant to fall in this very sewer!"he said pointing the rancid smelling hole. "Got it Boss!"he said as the beaver hid behind the tree. The bird poked Cadence on her mane, he pulled and yanked on it and she opened her eyes and yawned.
"Why the fuck are you touching me for?"she yelled. "L-look princess! The plant is in the tree!"he said pointing to the tree. "Oh shit! Shining wake the hell up!"she said kicking him. Shining stood up suddenly. "Ow, the kicking needs to stop!"he said groggy, fighting his eyes to stay open.
"Shining, I want you to go get that plant!"she demanded. "Where is it?"he said. Cadence pushed his head facing the treetop. "Up there!"she said. "Are you kidding me? You have wings!"he said. "And I also have a hoof to punch you in the face, now what punk?!"she said punching her hooves in the air.
"Fine..."he said transporting himself to the top of the tree. He carefully stood up on the branch and crawled to the edge where the plant lied. Shining reached for the plant slowly, suddenly the beaver kicked the tree causing it to shake. Shining and the plant fell to their doom.
"Shining! Grab the plant!"she yelled. Shining used his magic to levitate the plant but his horn hit the rim of the hole that contained a rock and it damaged his horn. He let out a shriek of pain. Cadence jumped down into the hole and landed on her hooves. "Honey, are you okay?"she said. "M-my horn...(grunt) it stopped working (grunt) I'm useless."he said weakly.
"Would you fuck that horn already? It was useless then and it will continue to be useless forever. I will mend it when we get home! Ow!"she exclaimed when Shining pulled on her tail. "Cadence, I don't think I have enough patience with you anymore your super annoying and your reckless...y-your uncaring! I broke my horn can you at least pretend to feel sorry?"he said.
Cadence put a hoof to her chin. "No because I seriously don't care and if I pretend to care i will practically say the same thing about mending your horn so...what?"she said. Shining tried to use his magic again but nothing happened.
Cadence sucked her teeth and looked around for the plant. "Your such a baby Shining, it's just a little damaged horn,it's still attached to you nothing special."she said. Shining Armor growled and sighed. "Cadence...look!"he said looking at the water they are standing in. "What now? Do you want your bottle?"she said.
A huge wave of sewer water splashed around. "Holy Shit!"she screamed as she ran off. "Cadence! You have to fly!"he yelled at her. "Um...no...I don't have to do anything!"she yelled. Shining Armor picked her up,spread her wings, ran backwards then ran towards the edge and jumped off of the waterfall.
"Wahooo! Now that's what I'm talking about Shining you are exciting! Whoo! Aawweesssoomme!"she yelled out in the echoing sewer. Cadence was flying so fast she did the Sonic Rainboom. "Whooo this is my dream now being fulfilled!"she screamed with happiness. Shining nervously held onto her as they flew down the tunnel.
Suddenly they landed perfectly on the edge of the ground, outside the tunnel and up the hill. "Wow that was exciting right Shining, I felt you getting wet on my coat, I knew this was a pleasurable ride for you."she whispered in his ears. Shining climbed off of Cadence and brushed debris off of his coa
t.
"That...was...sweat..."he breathed out, still catching his breath. "Oh poor Shining, you don't have to make your feelings for adventure disappear baby."she said whipping her tail at his face. She pushed him on his back and stood over him then sat on top of his body. "C-Cadence?"he gasped out as she laid on him.
"I automatically feel the arousal from your excitement you gave me today."she said as she kissed his lips. Shining loved the attention he been waiting for a while now, but the plant must be returned to the beaver he thought as she moaned at every cold kiss he received.
"W-wait...Cadence, we don't have time for this, I'm sorry, but we have to get your aunt's wishes on time."he said as he rolled over on top of Cadence. "Ooh, Shining, you're a feisty one aren't you? Meow."she said wrapping her hooves around his back.
Shining laughed when she giggled playfully, then he shook his head. "No! I must resist!"he said trying to stand up, but of course Magic is keeping him down. Cadence kissed him again. "Come on darling...I'll make this quick, I promise."she said hugging him. Shining nodded as he kissed her back. The beaver went in between them and they screamed.
"Hey! Your suppose to be getting my plant, not go all lovey dovey on your mission!"he yelled. Cadence sucked her teeth and growled, but smiled helplessly. "Oh, I'm terribly sorry you poor beaver, I didn't know you were going to die if I don't give you your plant, when are you due to die?"she said
. The beaver growled. "Princess...you are a kidder, but my plant went down there in Memory Lane, think you can manage that?"he said. Cadence stared at the lane and watched the plant stood motionless in her sight. "M-memory...lane..."she squealed out.
"Go on, the faster you get there the quicker I get my plant."he said pushing her towards the border if the lane. Cadence bucked him then ran the opposite. "You can't fucking make me! The only time you can let me go down there is when you bury me there asses! I'll send you all back to hell!"she screamed out
. Shining walked in the lane and his memories were everywhere in the lane. Cadence followed him for it was safe because only one memory is used at a time. "Who the fuck are you?"he said pushing Cadence. "Hey! Shining, stop being an asshole...wait...did you just..."she started as he pushed her again
. "What? you're in my goddamn way bitch! Your flank is way too big to be on this lane."he laughed as Cadence blushed and sat on the ground hiding herself. "Shining! This is not over! You here me?"she yelled. "Blah, blah, blah keep on talking bitch..."he said as he spotted the plant and his memories returned to normal.
"Huh? What? The plant!"he said as he grabbed the plant with his teeth the trotted back down to Cadence. "Cadence, I found the plant!"he said as Cadence slapped him with her hoof. "Ow!"he said rubbing his cheek. "Do you really think my flank is big..."she said blushing. "
N-no...why would you say that?"he lied nervously. Cadence stood up and turned around. "What about now?"she said teasing him and shaking her flank. "No...I like it just the way it is."he said. As the plant fell out his mouth and rolled down the hill and into the sewer again.
"Oh come the [fuck] on!"they both said, except Shining didn't swore. They both went toward the direction of the plant and look down the shrunken hole where the sewer lies. "Only you can fit through that hole."he said to Cadence.
Cadence's eyes began water. "But...Shining..."she said, then they hugged and kissed. "Just followed the sound of my voice, I will wait for you at the edge of the tunnel."he said hugging her again. "Remember to fly..."he said as he helped spread her wings. She smiled and nudged her husband passionately
. "I will...I will...I know that we are going to see each again...but this is so sad, leaving your side."she said. "You act like you wanted me out of your life."he said. Cadence chuckled. "I do...but I don't at the same time...you know I love you sweetheart."she said as she kissed him again.
"I love you too, it'll be just a second..."he said waving to her as she dug into the hole and transport herself into the tunnel. With all hooves off the ground, she flapped her tired, rarely used wings. The cave she is in was quiet, and wet. She let her horn aglow as she surfed the sewer for the treasure's key to her aunt's honor.
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