THIS IS IT! LAST CHAPTER! I'M SO HAPPY YOU GUYS LIKED IT, ASIDE FROM ALL OF THAT BAD CONTENT. THERE WILL BE ANOTHER ADDITION TO THE SERIES, AND POSSIBLY LONGER THAN THIS.
The four ponies and Prince Drake walked towards the Crystal Kingdom almost reaching its shiny hue. They were all tired, weak and exhausted after walking all day to the kingdom. They had burns all over them and sweat from walking in the heat. Princess Twilight Sparkle watched her aura glisten in the sun's ray as it carries the beautiful yet untouched plant.
Pinkie Pie stopped jumping up and down because she grew tired after running all day. Her pink hair is all gray and so is her coat with lava ashes. She didn't talk or smiled at all, just long and tired sighing. Prince Drake was slightly slouching as he walked and as well as the others, can't wait to get to the kingdom.
Shining Armor walked by his wife as close as possible so she can feel comforted. Princess Cadence had her head down while huffing and puffing tiredly each step she takes. She almost fell asleep a few times herself, but Shining Armor nudged her to keep walking and stay up as long as she can. She glanced at her blank flank and let out and annoyed grunt.
"What's the matter Cadence?"they all asked in unison. Her eyes widened as she stopped walking to lie down. "What the fuck? Are you all, that bored? Damn, I'm just missing my cutie mark guys."she said gently.
"Of course your missing you cutie mark Princess, remember it was right, there? No no no wait it was there! No! Um, it was a cookie right? So it should be here." Pinkie Pie said while giggling. Twilight waved her hoof around so Pinkie could stop talking.
"Cadence I understand you miss your mark. Perhaps if you did the thing you um...did, it will come back. Try that."suggested Twilight. "You guys don't understand how special my mark is. The heart mark was very special to me. I earned it with the greatest power of all-" she said lowering her ears and a frown crept on her face.
"Love?"everybody said. Cadence stood up and laughed wickedly. "Love? Ha, that was a good one. Very cute. Do you think a heart is always a symbol of love? It secretly means um...I mean...yes. The power of Love...right."she said looking down at the ground.
"Cadence, then how about we do our Sunshine Dance. That had love in it because you made it up yourself."said Twilight sitting on the ground.
"You still remember that? That's adorable but no thank you. That song is mildly for foals. I made that song up because it sounds foalish. Wanna hear the real meaning in it?"asked Cadence.
Twilight lift one hoof up and closed one eyes. "Uh...alright?"she said. Cadence stood up and stretched a little. "Darkness, Darkness Death is right here. Trot far away, before you get a scare!"she yelled scaring everybody to back away. She laughed loudly while rolling on her back.
"I'm such an asshole. I'm sorry everypony I had to. Is it Nightmare Night already? No? Oh..."she said wiping the tears out her eyes from laughing so hard. "Cadence, that was not funny! You scared me!"said Twilight walking ahead of everybody. Cadence walked beside her and chuckled.
"Oh come on Twilight, I'm just fucking with you. See, that's why I don't like you at all. Okay...fine. Let's do the Sun Dance Chant or whatever; Sunset Sun rays...wait that's not right."she said. Twilight continued to walk without a word. "Geez tough crowd."said Cadence. Everybody followed the two Princesses into the kingdom.
"My loyal subjects I have returned. Along with the plant, I promised. May the beaver that sent me on this horrible quest show his fucking fuzzy face and stand before his rulers. Come on Shining Armor."said Cadence pulling him close to her. The crystal ponies moved out of the beaver's way as he walked toward the two royalty.
Princess Cadence looked down at the snickering animal as he approached them. "I'm glad your happy to see his stupid ass plant. This little shit was quite the traveler. But its back safe and sound. Princess Twilight Sparkle. May you please give him his plant, please."she said as Twilight landed the plant in front of the beaver.
"Oh thank you Princess Sucker!"the beaver said laughing loudly. Cadence gasped in shock after he beaver said that. "What the fuck did you just say to me?!"yelled Cadence. "Uh, Mister beaver, what do you mean by, 'sucker'."asked Shining Armor. The beaver laughed some more as he dug at the plant's dirt.
"I didn't need his plant! It was just a prop that I invented so she can spent her precious time chasing it. And guess what, my buddy was moving the plant. And guess what, what?"said he Beaver. Cadence stomped her hooves angrily at the crystal ground and snorted.
"What the fuck can be worst than that?!"said Cadence seething. "That note was fake! Ahaha! Princess Celestia didn't send it, I made you spent your time trying to play goodie horse shoes for a long time. And guess what, you failed!"he laughed.
The crystal kingdom gasped in shock as the beaver revealed his plan in front of everybody. Then they looked at Cadence getting angry.
"The princess is getting mad! Everypony! Run for your lives!"cried out a crystal pony as they all scattered away from the scene. Princess Cadence's horn glowed red with a twist of orange spiraling with anger.
"You...forged Princess Celestia's name!? I fell off three motherfucking cliffs! Got my mane wet twice! Got stuck in the fucking tunnel twice! Battled a fucking Lava Pit Monster!"she screamed loudly. "Cadence, honey calm down."said Shining Armor.
"Fuck off! You stupid motherfucker!"she screamed blasting him with her magic. Shining limped away from him to protect his sister and friends. "Cadence you seriously need to calm down."said Prince Drake. Cadence roared at him, and he ran off. The dark magic spun around her as her anger built.
Her eyes turned dangerously red and she began to levitate off the earth. The beaver started to get scared and tried to run off but she grabbed him by the paw and sat him still.
"I killed two people during this whole fucking trip! And worst of all...I LOST MY FUCKING CUTIE MARK YOU BASTARD! ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR GODDAMN PLANT YOU MADE ME TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD FOR THIS BULLSHIT! AND TO COME HOME TO HEAR YOU SAY YOU...DIDN'T...NEED IT!AHHH!"she screamed lifting the dark magic up high and readied it to attack the beaver.
"Nay Cadence wait!"said Luna taking away her dark magic. Cadence gasped feeling the strong magic disappearing, she fell to the ground with a thud. "W-what? Auntie Luna! Oh, I'm so glad your here! I couldn't control myself."said Cadence laying on the dirt where the grass was once at.
Luna ran over to Cadence and laid beside her, rubbing her head on Cadence's. "Cadence, what hath happened to you?"asked Luna. "I-I...I'm so sorry Luna...she came out again. I couldn't control her any longer. I really didn't want to show my subjects that I'm nothing but a monster."she said covering her face with her hooves and sobbed.
"My dear niece, you fret not what the subjects think. They love you for your kind side. What makes you believe the subjects think your a monster?"said Luna comforting her again.
"I am! A monster! Everypony loves Shining Armor more than me! I been here longer than he has, but ever since we got married. They become happy and lively around him, but scared and afraid around me!"the crystal ponies gave each other a sad glance as they heard the princess spoke.
"Shining did you ever notice Cadence being sad when the whole entire kingdom don't cheer for her?"asked Twilight. "No...I haven't. She's always wearing a mad expression on her face, its hard to tell how she's feeling."said Shining Armor.
"I know, how about you gather all of the crystallized ponies to give her a great big Hip Hip Hooray! She will be so happy. And her cutie mark will re-appear. If she don't have her mark the kingdom won't be able to protect itself either! Come on everypony! Let's gather up some ponies!"said Pinkie Pie.
Twilight and Shining Armor looked at each other with a smile agreeing to Pinkie's idea. "It seems, you hath care for thou subjects am I correct?"said Luna. "I love my subjects dearly, but my subjects hate me, I have to show them another kind of love...and its fear."said Cadence.
The ponies hid deeper in their locations when they heard Cadence said the word fear. Luna gasped and looked down. "I see..."she said before standing up and helping Cadence rise. Princess Celestia landed down at the Crystal Kingdom and all bowed before her. "Cadence, I heard about your confessions is this all true?"asked Celestia.
Cadence burst into tears. "Yes! How many times do I have to fucking repeat myself! Damn!"she yelled turning her back at Celestia. "Cadence. I can help you get your cutie mark back. Only, and only if you agree to this simple task."said Celestia. Cadence wiped her eyes and sighed.
"Tell me what I have to do."she said. "I want you to defeat DeCadence by telling me about everypony you love."she said. Cadence's eyes blackened briefly once she understood the mission.
"Okay, Dear Auntie Celestia before this trip, I envied my husband. I figured everypony thought I was a terrible leader, and didn't want me around much. Then instead of being a nice person I became very mean in hope they would be forced to love me." Celestia and Luna had a surprised look on their face.
"It worked but I got bad feedback. I noticed horrible fear when I pass them and felt some sort of guilt that I didn't pay any mind to. Then the fake note I was received said I had to be nicer and my first thoughts were I'm being too harsh."she said taking a breath. "Fake note? From me?"said Celestia.
"Can it Auntie I'm talking, anyways I took Shining Armor so he can probably give me an idea on how to be nice. Then when Princess Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie came in the picture, I realized they love me and stuck by my side including the times of me being a complete asshole." Cadence turned around in hope they would be behind her but they weren't in sight. She exhaled and decided to finish her speech.
"I love you Auntie Princess Celestia and Auntie Princess Luna, I love you Princess Twilight Sparkle my sis, I love you Pinkie Pie, I love you Prince Shining Armor my hubby and every single one of my subjects. I love you all to death and I swear to everything I believe in I will protect you with the best ability I have. And I would never do anything to hurt you all!"she said bowing down before them.
"Princess Cadence, those words shall be treasured in my heart forevermore. I am truly grateful."said Luna. "As am I sister, it seems you learned a valuable lesson."said Celestia. "I sure did. Even though I was tricked that little creature deserved to be imprisoned for such crime."said Cadence. "Indeed, guards! Take away this convict!"demanded Luna.
"Well, I guess I have to go back to Canterlot to study on how to be a better princess again. And hope I can get my cutie mark back."said Cadence. "Are you sure that's what you want? Try and earn your cutie mark again it'll be easier than last time."said Celestia. Cadence scoffed.
"Yeah right..."she said spreading her wings. "Wait! Cadence! Don't leave us! We want you to stay."said a crystal filly. "W-what?! Am I hearing things? Did you just say you want me to stay?"said Cadence closing her wings. "Yay Princess Cadence!"shouted Pinkie Pie running toward Cadence. A whole crowd of ponies surrounded Cadence cheering and throwing confetti.
"Oh my...I never had so much attention like this before. I...I feel so...loved."she said smiling brightly. "Hey everypony at the count of three! One, Two...Three!"shouted Pinkie Pie. Loud confetti exploded everywhere and fireworks lit up the dark sky. "WE LOVE YOU PRINCESS CADENCE!"they all shouted and needed after. Cadence shed a tear of joy.
"Thank you everypony I love you too."she laughed happily. "Cadence..."said Shining Armor pointing at her flank. She looked at a flash of light glowing and a bigger blue heart appeared. "Yes! I got it back! Yay! Thank you everypony! Thank you all!"she said giggling. "Cadence! Let's do the Sunshine hoofshake."said Twilight.
"Okay, little sister. Sunshine Sunshine, ladybugs awake, clap your hooves and do a little shake!"they chanted then they embrace. "I knew all of this was going to happen! And it all ended just how I knew it would. All you need to do now is kiss your husband."said Pinkie Pie. Everybody stared at Pinkie and shared a group laughter. Cadence kissed Shining on his cheek and embraced.
"Yup. All of this chaos is all worth it."said Pinkie Pie. "Prince Drake, where do you plan to go while your trapped in our world? Do you wish to go through the magic mirror?"asked Luna. "Why hello there, Princess Beautiful."he said throwing his arms around her. "I will go open the magic mirror now. Sister may you join me? You too Prince Drake."said Luna flying towards the castle.
"After that day it was peaceful for a short time. Well at least when my aunts left."said Cadence
"Wow, that was an amazing tale Cadence."said the mare with a gray coat.
"Thank you Derpy. That was the best time ever at the Crystal Kingdom."said Cadence.
"Why did it end for a short time?"asked Queen Chrysalis.
"Keep it down, my husband is still mad at you for that stunt you pulled at the wedding."said Cadence.
"Oh sorry! I'm happy you forgave me, I mean, no feelings right?"said the Queen.
"Hell yeah I forgive you! Your a bad bitch! I liked your style and you gave me no reason to keep a grudge anyways." Cadence said.
"Why did it end for a short time?"asked Derpy.
"Well I can't be nice for so long. I can't help being a badass."said Cadence laughing.
"Yay Cadence is a Badass!"said Derpy.
"True."said Queen Chrysalis.
"Cadence! Was that other voices I hear?"said Shining Armor.
"None of your goddamn business! And don't you think about busting in here without my permission! Anyways, who wants their hooves shined."said Cadence levitating a sponge.
"I do, Badass Cadence!"said Derpy. Then the girls started to giggle.
OH CADENCE!
THE END! YAY! MY FIRST FINISHED STORY! I ACTUALLY ENJOYED WRITING ABOUT PONIES NOW AND WILL MAKE MORE SOON!
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD ENJOY SPOOFING A GIRLY SHOW! AND THE ACTUAL SHOW IS OKAY TO WATCH I GUESS, IF YOUR INTO IT. I FIND IT CUTE ACTUALLY!
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