Far away in the Everfree forest a few stallions and the Prince gathered to have a meeting. They sensed danger, and needed to discuss about it. The first pony spoke silencing the side conversation, while pulling up a picture of Cadence on a screen behind him.
"Prince Drake we are here to talk about Princess Cadence, Princess of Love, and Compassion. That is what you see here right? A recently married mare who can spread love everywhere she goes. After closely watching her you could observe that her heart and veins cold as ice, half of her is dark and evil, the other half is bubbly and sweet as apple pie.
No, sweeter, like sugar. Her coat is pink as tulips, her mane colorful like petals. She is a mysterious mare, she can make you believe she is innocent, but if you get on her bad side she turns completely psycho, and damage anything in her path. We will for now name that side of her DeCadence, which is meaning evil. We must control DeCadence before she destroy the Crystal Kingdom, and possibly all of Equestria. "
The ponies at the meeting agreed and fled out the door to find anything to keep Cadence happy. Prince Drake stood up from his seat and started to the door. "Except you, we need to do some serious research on DeCadence, I heard you went on a journey with her, is that true? "said the stallion. "Yes, that is correct, what about her? W-we're not going to hurt her, right? "said Prince Drake.
"Of course we have to Prince, there is no other way. Her evil side is continuing to feed on her hatred and jealously, which causes her to snap and act up. The best thing to do, which is your mission, is to find her perfect weakness, use it against her and capture her so she can be properly executed."said the stallion.
"N-no...what I mean is..."said the Prince as the stallion put his hoof on his shoulder. "I know what you mean Prince, for an Anti-Alicorn guy you developed feeling for her, she's dangerous unless you have anything better to do I would like to hear it. "said the stallion. The Prince was still his mouth was open but words didn't come out.
"That's what I thought you would say, now you find out her weakness. And use it against her. Then bring her to me. "said the stallion. "I have an idea...its Valentine's Day, isn't it. How about I find lots of people to give her love and maybe light up the darkness in her heart. "said Prince Drake.
"Okay, I'm counting on you, I will be watching her actions some more as you do this. If I see no change she will be brought to me, and executed. Got it? Now be on your way." said the stallion. Prince Drake sighed and walked out the door with thoughts in his head.
In the Crystal Kingdom its finally Hearts and Hooves Week and Princess Cadence was awfully joyful today with a small bag in mouth. She waved to the crystal ponies, who is sprucing up the place for the holiday, and confusedly waved back. She was humming and jumping up and down gleefully but eventually slowed down being tired.
"Hello Princess, would you like to buy flowers for your Prince?"said Roseluck, a pony who owned a flower cart with roseprinted designs. "No, I am not going to buy some fake flowers you made from plastic. Your wasting your time, and mine, now move out the way."said Cadence pushing her aside, Roseluck fell into her cart busting her wheel off.
Roseluck sighed sadly and fixed her cart's wheel. She put her hooves to her face and the tears leaked from her eyes. Her friend Daisy patted her shoulder, trying to make her feel comfort. "Hey Princess, buy some of her flowers, they aren't artificial! At least apologize for believing it wasn't the real deal."said Daisy angrily.
Cadence stopped in her tracks. Roseluck and Daisy looked at her nervously following her every movement and drooped their ears. Cadence walked backwards to the two mares slowly until she is able to look at their faces. "Did you...just told me...what to do?!"she screamed as her eyes began to twitch uncontrollably.
Roseluck and Daisy whimpered softly. "How many times do I have to tell you bitches to DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO?!"she yelled, the two mares fell on their backs as they watch the princess closed in on them. "Say your sorries before I shoot your fucking face off!"she yelled turning red.
"We're sorry, we're sorry!"said Daisy covering her face. "Woe is me...I'm sorry."squeaked Roseluck. Cadence lift them up and threw them aside. "Stay out of my way next time!"she said. Roseluck started to sob wildly. "The horror! The horror! If we don't get someone to buy our flowers we will surely get kicked out of our house. We can't afford the rent!"she said.
"Geez, she was so mean. I never though the princess of love would be the Princess of the Asses, we got to get her to buy our plants. And I know just what to do."said Daisy. "How? Our only option is to go back to Ponyville, we're not safe here."said Roseluck. "We don't have enough bits to leave. Plus we're not quitters!"said Daisy.
Zecora was dragging a cart of potions and stopped in front of the flower cart Roseluck had. "Hello mares, fair owners of this cart of flowers, may I buy one to seek my true powers."she said. "What? I didn't understand."said Daisy. "Oh my Daisy she wants to buy our flowers! How many?!"said Roseluck excitedly.
"Well I may need a dozen, so I can help my heartbroken cousin."she said with a worried look. "What's wrong with your cousin?"asked Roseluck. "You see a young colt had stolen her heart, she wants him forever and never be apart."she explained. "Hmm, well what are the flowers for?"said Roseluck.
"I must pour the potion, just a drop, too much and death will make the love stop."said Zecora sadly. Roseluck nodded as she gave Zecora the bouquet. "Hold on Roseluck, what do she mean?"said Daisy. "Let me speak in terms you may know, listen to me well and the knowledge shall flow."said Zecora.
"Daisy, don't you get it? She's talking in rhymes. What don't you understand, she's speaking in English just like you."said Roseluck. "I never learned how to rhyme duh!"she said admiring her cart of potions and humming.
"My potion you see works in a mysterious way, once gulped down your heart will beat fast and but you are okay. If you drink too much, you will kiss and such. The hug is most dangerous and deathly you see, you must separate them which is the key. It is important you must know, it may not always work their answer must be no. "said Zecora.
"I understand that, how interesting! "said Daisy staring at Zecora's cart. "That's amazing how your potions work Zecora, but...do you think that potion will help the princess be in a good mood for the week? "asked Roseluck starting at the princess. "Princess Cadence?! She is to not be tested with this she'll lose her cool, I don't understand why you would think like a fool. "said Zecora.
"I-I'm sorry, its just...we need her to buy our flowers then maybe if everypony sees her buying our flowers they will like it too. But I understand, we won't be able to save ourselves. "said Roseluck. "Selling things may take some time, take this clock, sell it, it can chime. "said Zecora handing her a beautiful clock with gold frames.
"Thank you Zecora, have a nice holiday. "said Daisy pushing Zecora quickly in a direction. "Oh Daisy, this is terrible... I can't stand being this depressed I'm so desperate to do anything to save our plots! "cried Roseluck. "Really? I know just what to do Roseluck. "said Daisy dragging a bag full of potions towards Roseluck.
"Daisy! No! We can't screw around with this stuff, I'm going to return it. "said Roseluck closing the bag and carrying it with her mouth. "Roseluck come on! You know this is our only way to get that rent money, can you for once listen to me, I promise this will work. Are you in? "said Daisy as Roseluck stopped walking.
"But... Zecora said -" Daisy interrupted. "Roseluck, Zecora is lying to you, so you won't try her tricks into having a better life. Just think about it, why do you think she don't have to pay for rent while people who actually work like us do. Open your eyes and smell the goddamn coffee Roseluck. "said Daisy.
"Oh alright, Daisy I swear to Celestia if this screws us up-" Daisy snatched the bag from Roseluck. "Don't worry about it Rosie, I got it under control. "said Daisy smiling at the glowing bottles in the bag.
"Ugh, my hoofs are fucking killing me...where the hell am I? "said Cadence as she looked through her tiny book.
"Princess Cadence, hello what are you doing here? "said Octavia. "Ugh, lets get this shit over with Octavia. "said Cadence whipping her tail at her face. Octavia squealed with delight before closing the door. "Octavia! Can you remove this over-sized guitar out of the way?! "yelled Cadence.
"Many, many apologizes Cadence, and that's a cello-" Cadence stomped her hoof. "I know what the fuck it is, damn does everybody want to fucking correct me today?!" she said angrily. "Oh dear I'm sorry Princess, would you like to sit somewhere? "asked Octavia.
"Fuck yes! I've been walking these damn miles just to get to your fucking house. "she complained. "I'm sorry, did you injured your wings?" said Octavia staring at her wings. "Why the fuck would I fly? Your house isn't in the clouds. Oh, now you think I'm disabled?! I can walk, I was born with hooves for two reasons, to kick ass and walk! I hate to run, unless its for my life. "she said.
"I see, well would you like tea? And care to tell me your purpose of being here? "asked Octavia. "Do you want me to leave or something?! Fine, I just wanted a pony to talk to. I have no friends! I tried to talk to the crystal ponies but, they all hate me. I don't give a shit, I hate them back. This is the shit I get for helping their asses! "said Cadence as tears rolled down her eyes.
"Oh Princess Cadence, they do love you, if they hated you, well they would leave the Crystal Kingdom. "said Octavia. Cadence blushed. "I wish you didn't live so far, your so very kind to me, your gentle. "said Cadence smiling happily. "Thank you, Vinyl will be home very soon, you'll like her she's my bestfriend ever!"said Octavia.
Cadence sighed sadly and stared at her teacup, Octavia watched her mood grayed and a frown forming. "Is everything alright Princess? "asked Octavia. "Nothing, its nothing do I look like I'm sad or something? Can I be tired of smiling for a second, sorry for taking a break being happy and all. "said Cadence.
"I wasn't thinking that at all, you seem mindful of something, Princess Cadence, you can talk to me that's why you came here right?" said Octavia as Vinyl opened the door and yelled happily for her arrival. "Hey, what's up, everypony?! Tavi! Where are ya?" said Vinyl. "I'm in here Vinyl, the princess and I are in the sun room. "said Octavia.
Vinyl rode her skateboard in the room and chuckled. "Oh its just Cadence, I thought it was Celestia or somepony important. "said Vinyl digging through a dresser in the room. Cadence stomped her hooves on the ground causing the room to shake and thunder. "Am I not a princess nor important?! "yelled Cadence.
"Relax your flank Cadence, I didn't say all of that. Your important and all but not as important." said Vinyl going to the fridge. Cadence gasped and growled. "I am the Princess of Love! What is more important than love? Without love...there's chaos, and mayhem." said Cadence.
Vinyl kicked the fridge door and walked to the table while laughing. "Oh Cadence...even Princess Twilight Sparkle is important than you and she been a princess for a while now. She's the Princess of Friendship, that is stronger than love. Do you know what love does to ponies? Its completely evil, love is so easy to master, but on your good side of love it spreads joy or whatever. "said Vinyl eating her sandwich.
"Vinyl, this is a princess your saying this too, have respect please. "said Octavia. Cadence lowered her ears and blew her hair out her face. "No, Octavia she's right about that, about everything. I've did noticed love brings the wrong kind of attention. "said Cadence sadly.
"Don't pay no mind to that jazz Cadence. She's just a little, too open with her mind. "said Octavia as she rubbed her back. Cadence turned to face Octavia, who gasped and backed away from her with fear.
"Would it be better if I was evil, and spread pain and heartbreaks? Then Twilight will be twice more important by healing them?! Yes, that is what you want. "roared Cadence who's horn glowed red with anger and her coat turned light green and she smiled widely at them.
"C-Cadence...are you feeling alright? "said Octavia. "She looks fine to me. "said Vinyl. "Your right about that too Vinyl! Geez, somepony's a smart ass today! Wanna see what I do to ponies I really, really REALLY hate?! "said Cadence as her voice deepened and echoed slightly. "Cry about it? "said Vinyl finishing her sandwich.
"Vinyl shut your trap."said Octavia. Cadence laughed loudly making their ears feel like its bursting. "Oh, no Vinyl. Crying would be the last thing I would do. "said Cadence as her magic dug through a knife drawer.
"Princess Cadence...how's Shining Armor? "asked Vinyl nervously. Cadence blinked and shook her head. "He's fine...why are you so far away? You show no respect for your princess. "said Cadence pouting.
"Are you ill? You seem a little green. "said Octavia. "Green? Ha, that is what my coat color is. Do you not like it? In negative colors green is the opposite of pink. "said Cadence checking her coat.
"Maybe you want to go home, you look tired, and worn out. "said Vinyl. Cadence looked in the mirror and smiled. "Oh those dark circles in my eyes, its how I tend to look when I, feel depressed. Why am I discussing this with you two. You guys don't understand me. "said Cadence as her tears fell.
"Cadence, you don't have to be depressed. "said Octavia. "What? Hold on what did you call me? Cadence? Ha, the name's DeCadence. No difference I know, but it fits my mood right now. Hey girls, do you want to be the first to feel my new way to show love? "said DeCadence spinning the perfect sharp, cooking knife in the air.
"I-I hope your using that knife for making a decent meal. "said Vinyl nervously. "Hahaha, oh Vinyl your so funny, I mean, who fucking ever uses knives to cook anymore, come on, seriously, you know I'm going to kill you with it. Learn acceptance for once in your life. "said DeCadence brushing her hair back with her hoof.
The two girls screamed for help and DeCadence bought the knifes close to their throats. "Mm. I love it when you scream. Its music to my ears, but don't scream yet girls or I will have to kiss your neck with my knife."said DeCadence.
"K-kiss...?"whimpered Octavia as DeCadence put her hoof to her lips making her jump. "Yes darling kiss...but you have to wait for it I can't
give only you two love, that's selfish, and stupid. Do you agree?"asked DeCadence.
"B-but Cadence..."said Octavia. DeCadence put her hoof on her lips again and her other hoof on her own lips. "Shhh, I know, I know...you want the love to yourself...you can't. You have to make a decision, both of you right now, tell me do you you want my love now or later?"said DeCadence.
"Okay, when you say love, it means your going to kill us?"said Vinyl. "Kill? Who me? Hahaha, don't be silly honey, you may have a few love marks, but you will be in cloud nine to even realize it. And I will guarantee it won't leave a stain."said DeCadence smiling.
"In that case we will get ours later right, Tavi?"said Vinyl as Octavia, who is shaking nodded. "Okay, later then. I will be leaving, oh and don't bother running away. I will find you and give you the loving of a life time!"said DeCadence licking her knife and exiting the house.
"What...the...fuck..."said Vinyl shaking Octavia. "Agreed, what just happened, see Vinyl, this is why I told you to stop disrespecting her. You made her snap...go completely bonkers with your silly insults."said Octavia.
"She already was bonkers, that is why she went bonkers right?"said Vinyl. Octavia started to pack her things in the room. "Celestia needs to be informed about this attitude of hers before we be blamed for thousands of murders!"said Octavia. "No use running remember she's gonna get us."said Vinyl.