Now that I think about it, this chapter is rather inappropriately named. I've been naming the chapters after the episodes, so this one is called "Hail Doofania," even though Doofenshmirtz isn't even in it. Anyway, I've updated this pretty quickly, and I will try to keep doing so, but school is starting next week. Once that happens, I'll just update when i can, but there's no plot or anything, so at least you guys don't have to worry about following it. ^^ Okay, I think I've talked enough; onto the next chapter!

2. Hail Doofania!

It all began one normal, average, ordinary morning when Ferb and I were eating one of our favorite breakfasts: Fruity Rainbow Flakes. Isabella entered, looking stunning as ever, but never mind that… Instead of her usual line "watcha doin'?" she said, "Watcha eatin'?" Nice twist, if I do say so myself.

"Fruity Rainbow Flakes," I answered truthfully. "You want some?"

"Oh, no thanks, I already had breakfast," Isabella declined. She proceeded to pick up the box of cereal. "You know, I've never really seen one of these in real life," she added in a wistful voice. How I hate to see her looking displeased, but at the time I found it odd that she had never seen a rainbow.

"You haven't?" I asked, just to be sure.

"No, but I'd sure like to." There's that wistful voice again… I had to help her!

"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!"

Those words had barely left my mouth before our mom entered, carrying Perry. Our pet platypus had a sort of satellite dish around his neck; when I asked Mom about it, she said that it was a collar that the vet said he had to wear for the day. I only wish I knew how Perry managed to get so beat up that he would have to wear a giant collar, however cool the giant collar may be.

Then it occurred to me: I had barely seen Candace all day, and when I had she was wearing some weird black clothing.

It was a little ways into the morning when Ferb and I finally finished constructing our new machine. I could feel myself nearly shaking- but not quite because that would be a dead give away- with excitement. At last, Isabella would get to see her first ever rainbow; though the rainbow's beauty would never compare to hers… I shook my head, in attempt to concentrate.

"Is everything all set, Ferb?" I asked. When he gave me a thumbs up, I added, "Great! Now we- hey, where's Perry?"

Isabella showed up in a matter of minutes and said her usual line: "Hey, Phineas! Watcha doin'?" Is it just me, or did she ignore Ferb and address me specifically? I didn't dwell on it.

"Well how you said that you've never seen a rainbow in real life?" Try not to sound too excited…

"Well, actually I-" Isabella start, but I didn't let her finish. Maybe I got a little too excited about seeing her reaction to what I was about to show her.

"Behold!" I said, as dramatically as possible. I pushed a button on my remote and part of our fence lowered to reveal our newly made contraption. "The rainbow-inator!"

"Well, that's nice Phineas, but I-"

I interrupted her again, going deeper into my anticipation of her reaction. "Made with real crystals and super charged with Fruity Rainbow Flakes!" I handed her the box of flakes and she tried to speak again.

"You don't understand I-"

"Soon there will be a giant rainbow that will sprawl across the entire Tri-State Area!" I shouted. Suddenly realizing that I was probably overdoing things a bit, I added, "Or at least, that's the plan anyway."

At last it was time! However, I got the feeling that I was more excited that she was. "Okay, Isabella, ready to see your first rainbow?" I asked, one last time.

"But, Phineas, I keep tellin' ya-"

Now that I think about it, maybe those Fruity Rainbow Flakes pushed me a little over the edge. I'm pretty sure it got to the point where I was overly hyper, unwilling to listen, and just plain loopy. I sure hope Isabella didn't notice, especially since I kept right on talking.

"Oh no, don't thank us yet, Isabella. I only wish Perry was here to see this!" Maybe if I mention Perry, it'll help cover the tracks of my excitement rampage… "Ferb, power it up!" I shouted, back into full 'excited to see Isabella's reaction' mode. "Isabella, pour! Pour!"

They did as I said and within seconds, a magnificent rainbow had sprawled across the entire Tri-State Area. I stared in awe at its beauty, seeing that Isabella and Ferb were doing the same. I felt my eyes automatically travel to my neighbor and I had to keep myself from sighing. The rainbow was pretty, but not as pretty as her… Wait, what am I thinking?

At that moment, Perry stumbled up and rammed into the rainbow-inator, causing it to self-destruct. Thank you, Perry, for saving me from my embarrassing thoughts, once again!

I came back to reality just in time to hear Ferb say, "You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place."

After hearing a small sneeze from Perry, I chimed in, "Bless you, Perry the Platypus!"

Then I remembered the source of my excitement for that day and turned back to my best friend. "So, Isabella, what did you think of your first rainbow?" I couldn't keep the enormous grin off my face; this was it! Her reaction!

"Well, it was really pretty, but it's not my first rainbow," she replied, sounding regretful. I mentally slapped myself; I'd made her feel worse instead of better! What was wrong with me?

"But you said you'd never seen one in real life," I protested, still mad at myself.

"No, no, I've never seen a unicorn." Isabella held up the cereal box and pointed to the small creature on the front.

"Oooh, that's completely different," I said, trying not to sound too moved. But now I knew how to make it up to her! I would make my cute neighbor happy yet! Wait, did I just say cute? Ignore that… "Hey, Ferb, I know what we're doing tomorrow!" I added, making another attempt to shield my thoughts.

Then I heard Perry's chatter. Why is it that Perry shows up every time I think something awkward? "Perry, I almost forgot! It's the end of the day; you don't need to wear that thing anymore." And with that, I yanked off his giant collar. Our pet platypus looked almost as if he was genuinely elated to have his giant collar taken off. "Enjoy your freedom!"

Well, at least someone's day ended on a happy note. Not that mine didn't, but it would've been to at least make Isabella happy.

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