Hello! I'm back! Sorry for the wait! I got busy and blah, blah you know why! Thanks for all the wonderful reviews, favorites and alerts! They are are all awesome!

Side Note: I love all the truths and dares I get but some are hard for me to write so I didn't include it you know why! So please don't yell at me in the reviews about why I should have included it and such.

But Now lets get on with Chapter 6!

Disclaimer: I don't own them! DON'T REMIND ME!

Chapter 6: What the Hell is Happening?

Smiley: "We are back! Thank you for all the wonderful reviews, favorites, and alerts! So let's have another adventure!"

Everyone: *groans*

Carlos: "YAY!"

Kendall: "What happened to Duck and FandG freak?"

Smiley: "I locked them in the closet." *shrugs*

Duck: *Bangs on the door* "Smiley let us out! There is no food in here!"

Smiley: *Sigh* "Yes there is look around!"

Duck: "Never mind! I found it!"

Logan: "Is it safe to leave them in the closet together?"

Smiley: "Probably not…. Let's move onto the truths and dares!"

James: "Do we have to?"

Smiley: *Ignores James* "The first one is from whitewolf1992 and they say:

Dare for Kendall: run to James and make out with him
Dare for Carlos: give Logan puppy dog eyes to do the same
Smiley I dare you to go to the boy you like most and break them apart and slap the other boy."

Kendall: "Do really have to do this one or…?"

Smiley:"Just kiss…"

Everyone: *kisses*

Smiley: *Pushes Logan away from Carlos* "Mine!"

James: "Aw! Someone has a crush on Carlos!"

Smiley: "Can it Diamond! Now we have Kendall's Cover Star and they say:

I dare Carlos to paint his helmet pink
I dare Logan to kiss Kendall on the lips for 20 seconds
I dare James and Kendall to shave his eyebrows of "

Carlos: "I don't want to paint my helmet pink!"

Smiley: "It will only last for this chapter." *Pats Carlos*

Carlos: "OK!" *Goes to paint helmet*

Kendall and Logan: *Wines* "Do we have to?"

Smiley: "Yes now kiss!"

*20 seconds later*

Kendall: *gags*

Logan: *Washes mouth out*

Smiley: "whose eyebrows are we shaving off?"

James and Kendall: How about neither…"

Smiley: "Fine! I will be nice for once and not do anything to your eyebrows!"

James and Kendall: "Yay!"

Smiley: "Now we have dares from MrsHendersonPenaSchmidtMaslo w:

I dare James to dress up as a frog for 2 chapters
I dare Kendall and Logan to make out for at least 1 chapter
I dare Carlos to paint his helmet pink
I dare u to started a fire and burn James comb, Carlos helmet, Logan books, Kendall hockey sticks and shave the boys hair of for 3 or 4 chapters.

Smiley: "OK! Well Carlos already painted his helmet pink and Logan and Kendall just kissed only 20 seconds ago or make them shave their heads so that's out. I'm going to be nice and not make them do it for multiple chapters…"

Kendall: "Thank you, thank you!"

Smiley: "BUT! James still has to dress up and you guys still have to burn your stuff! So…" *Snaps fingers and James is in a frog costume*

James: *Glares*

Smiley: *Starts fire*

Everyone: *Burns their stuff*

James: "Now can we take this stupid thing off?"

Smiley: "Yeas James and you will have it all stuff back next chapter! Now we have a truth and a dare from FuzzyVampireNinjaTeddyBear and they say:

Truth for Carlos: did you ever have any pets when you were younger?
Dare for James: cry with REAL tears and everything!"

Smiley:"Well James! Cry!"

James: "Can't you see me crying from you killing my precious comb!"

Smiley: "Now Carlos! What about any pets?"

Carlos: "I had a German Sheppard when I was little!"

Smiley: "Cool! Now we have Savannah and they say:

Out of Kendall, Logan, and Carlos, who do you think looks the best naked?...
Oh and tell James can I marry him!"

James: "Well I would marry you but I'm being kept hostage here and I'm not answering the question because that's just not right on many levels…"

Smiley: "Alright then… Now purple butterfly says:

truth:
Kendall- who is most like a brother 2 u out of the guys?
Logan- what is ur weakness?
Carlos- Who is hotter? Mrs. Knight, Kelly or Miss Collins?
James- Y r u so self-centered?

Dare:
Kendall- prank call Gustavo!
Logan- Do some ballet dancing!
Carlos- Do a really crazy stunt!
James- Wear a tiara on your head for this chapter and the next!"

Smiley: "Well let's start with the dares!" *Snaps fingers and James has a tiara*

James: "Yay!"

Smiley: "I'm worried about you…. Carlos your turn!"

Carlos: "What do you want me to do?"

Smiley: "Here is a rubber bottle of ketchup. Go nuts…"

Logan: "Is it safe to give Carlos that?"

Smiley: "What could he possibly do with-"

*CRASH*

Everyone: "Carlos what did you do?!"

Carlos: "I uh… broke a few laps…"

Smiley:"What's a few!?"

Carlos: "I broke 5 lamps…"

Smiley: *face palm* "Don't worry about it Carlos! Logan it's your turn!"

Logan: *Does random dance moves*

Kendall: "Is that even ballet?"

Smiley: "Nope."

Logan: "I'm sorry! OK!"

Smiley: "Kendall go prank call Gustavo!"

Kendall *Calls Gustavo* "Hello is this Pizza Hut?"

Gustavo: "DOG I KNOW ITS YOU!"

Kendall: *Hangs up on Gustavo*

Smiley: "That was a fail."

Kendall: "Let's not talk about it."

Smiley: "Truth time! James tell me why?"

James: "I don't call it self-centered; I call it very into myself." *Fixes tiara*

Smiley: "Ok… Now it's Carlos!"

Carlos: "I think they are all very pretty!"

Smiley: "He's so cute and innocent! What is your weakness Logan?"

Logan: "Funny story really, its soda…"

Kendall: "Yea, we hide the soda from Logan…"

Smiley: "That's like me hiding Cherry Dr. Pepper from a certain person."

Duck: "I HEARD THAT!"

Smiley: "Anyways! Kendall tell us who is it?"

Kendall: "Well they are all my brothers and they always have been."

Smiley: "That's so nice! Now strongfighter says:

Truth for all of them: When was the last time you cried and who was the last person who's ever seen you cry? And how could you make your band mates cry?"

Smiley: "Well actually I can answer that! The last person was me in this chapter because I made them burn their favorite things…"

Kendall: "You horrible person!"

Carlos: "Kendall! That isn't very nice! Smiley is really nice!"

Smiley: "Thank you Carlos! Now SincerelyYourSecret says:

Truth for James: do you really not have feelings for Kendall or are you being defensive?"

James: "I thought we cleared this up!? I'm not being defensive! I really don't have any feelings for Kendall!"

Smiley: "I think you just g got your answer!"

James: "Shut up!"

Smiley: "Well then… Now we have Evil Riggs:

Carlos (Dare): Jump in that canal over there. Yes, that one. Of course it's black and scummed with coruscating oil patterns. What else would it be?

Kendall (Truth): In the moments before you drift off to sleep each night, what do you see?

Smiley (Double-Truth): What do you believe is the true meaning of the ending of Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining?"

Logan (Extra-Dare): Wear this mask. Do so until the end of this story. Or perhaps, the end of *your* story. Listen to its whispers. Heed its warnings. Know that it speaks true wisdom."

Everyone: O.o

Carlos: "I don't even want to do this…."

Smiley: "Look I like the effort! But this is so strange that I don't feel very comfortable with this one… Sorry…"

*Awkward silence*

Smiley: "OK! TalidaMueller says:

Kendall: How far did you go with a girl ...or guy, your choice? Be honest! :P
2:James: Just too tease a little: James, are you REALLY 100% straight? ;D
3. Carlos is just too cute, I can't be mean to him: Carlos, say what you like the most about each of the boys.:)
4. Logan: I guess little logie would look good in a hot police costume, huh? ;)"

Kendall: "Why me!?"

Smiley: "You are just that special!"

Kendall: "Fine! It was a GIRL and I'm not telling you how far I went because that is none of your business!"

Smiley: "Is there something you're not telling us Kendal?" *Raises an eyebrow*

Kendall: *Glares*

Smiley: I'm not going to make James answer this because will get even madder and he is already steamed as it is…"

James: *Steam coming off*

Smiley: "Carlos, tell us something you like about your band friends."

Carlos: "Well, they are the most awesome people I have ever met and they are my brothers!"

James: "Why does Carlos always get the easy ones?!"

Smiley: "That's because Carlos wouldn't hurt a fly!"

Carlos: *Fly passes by*"Hi Mr. Fly! Want to be friends?!"

Smiley: "See what I mean! Now it's Logan's turn!" *snaps fingers*

Logan: *In police uniform* "Oh come on!"

Smiley: "Now shush because you are stuck in it for the rest of the chapter!"

Logan: "Evil!"

Smiley: "Thanks! Now we have A Apple and they say:

I dare Logan to drink one gallon of diet Coca-Cola."

Kendall: "That's not a good idea…"

Smiley: "Let's see what happens." *snaps fingers and gives Logan Coca-Cola*

Logan: *Drinks the Coca-Cola* "OMG! THIS IS THE BEST STUFF EVER!" *Jumps up and down*

Smiley: "So that's what happens…"

Logan: "CAN I HAVE MORE?! CAN I?"

Smiley:"No!"

Duck: "Can I have some?"

Smiley: "No!"

Duck:"Why not?!"

Smiley: *Ignores Duck* "We have the last one for today! Ilovekendall says:

Truth for Carlos: Have you ever had a crush on a boy
and It would be cool if I could pop in and kiss Kendall...just sayin."

Carlos: "You silly person! Why would I have a crush on a guy?"

Smiley: "Yes Ilovekendall, you can kiss Kendall!" *Snaps fingers and Ilovekendall is in the room*

Ilovekendall: *Kisses Kendall*

Kendall: *Smiles*

Smiley: Bye Ilovekendall! *Snaps fingers and Ilovekendall is gone*

James: "So are we done?"

Smiley: "Yea, that's all we have fo-"

*CRASH*

FandG freak: *Out of the closet* "Why would you lock me in a closet with her!"

Duck: "Hey! Not my fault! It's not like I chose to be locked in a closet!"

*FandG freak and Duck fight*

Smiley: *Face palm* "I have to go get rid of them before one of them breaks something…"

*CRASH*

Kendall: "Too late."

Smiley: "Someone else do the ending…."

Logan: "PLEASE SEND SMILEY A REVIEW WITH A TRUTH OR A DARE FOR US OR SMILEY! OR YOU CAN JUST FAVORITE AND ALERT BUT IT'S UP TO YOU! BYE!"

Again I want to thank everyone for the amazing review I've been getting! (I eat the reviews for breakfast! Haha!) But as always please review, alert, and favorite. You can do one or all three, whatever float your boat! Maybe I will see you soon!

Much Love!

~Smileyface519