Title: Lunch
Theme: Dull
Pairing: None
Rating: K
5. Dull
"Why do they give us steak-"
Sam shook her head. "That's not steak. I've seen steak, and that's not it."
"I don't know what that is either," Danny agreed. "Tuck, I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
Tucker continued as if they hadn't said a word, "-and then give us those terrible plastic knives that can't cut anything?"
"Vegetarians have infiltrated the system?" Sam suggested.
"Because they think if we had real knives we'd kill each other," Danny explained. "We're lucky they don't make us cut with spoons."
"So what am I supposed to eat?" he shouted.
"Cauliflower in a strawberry vinaigrette?" Sam suggested, tilting her salad bowl his way.
"This isn't the time for jokes!"