Ok I know the last chap was short, as in VERY short. Gomen! Forgive me. This chap will be longer and hopefully more fun... I know I had a blast writing this. Please excuse the OCs but I had them and thought I should use them. I hope you like them. I promise to bring in other standard characters. I believe after this things will be back on track. Please rate comment etc. much appreciated. And so in keeping things short (and wanting candy) here you go. Enjoy!

~The Day The PopcORN Burned~

It was a sunny day in Konoha village, when two women were spotted near the well-known Jounin Kakashi's, House. The women could be described as "A dark beauty" and "A reluctant Blonde". The dark haired woman was dragging the fair haired one along the streets, by her hands. The blonde cried out "Mimiko Makura, I will not help you with this! I swear by the Hokage's breasts!"

The other woman, Mimiko chuckled darkly "Darling Cry, I swear by Scarecrow's porn, that you will

help."

The blonde, Cry, sighed loudly "Whyyy are we doing this again?"

"Payback for the mask incident..."

"Are you still sore about that?"

"...Yes."

Cry rolled her eyes a bit, and sighed deeply "I'll be look out..."

"Great! Call me if you see tall, light, and sallow!" Mimi said happily, throwing open the door, and waltzing in. Little did she know, Kakashi was sitting in his back room, meditating. He had heard everything, and a sly grin was plastered across his face. He leaned back, and relaxed, letting Mimiko think she had the upper hand.

Mimiko had pulled the books, "Itchi-Itchi Paradise" and snickered, placing them to the side in a box, she carefully replaced them with pictures of popcorn, and female hygiene products. She left a little note hanging on the end of the bed, saying;

"Want your stuff?

I wanna see under your mask,

Enjoy the popcorn and the tampons,

Scarecrow,

you'll need 'em for the blood vessel's your about to burst!

~ Sincerely, Mimiko and kidnapped Cry~"

She snickered, and stood, taking the boxes, she stepped to the side. What Mimiko hadn't noticed, was that Kakashi had ventured into the room, and had been standing behind her. He smirked broadly, and reached out, grabbing her shoulder. Mimiko, having been startled, swirled, in the act of summoning a fire ball. She stopped, and stared, slack jawed "...Scarecrow...your here?"

"Yeah, I didn't think you'd have the guts to follow through with this Mimi..."

She sighed, crossing her arms, not noticing the fact a small flame was still swirling around on her hands. One little spark fell from her hands, and hit the books, sending them ablaze instantly. "SHIT! Mimiko yelled stomping the books out while cursing under her breath. When finished, most of the books where ashes. It was now Kakashi's turn to be slack jawed. Mimiko shrugged "Oops?" she said slowly backing away. Kakashi turned, eyes narrow, as he threw open the door, making Cry fall backwards into the house. As she did, she yelped, falling backward into him. Mimiko grinned, looking at the scene infront of her. Cry was in Kakashi's lap, and she could have sworn he had a sly grin on his face. Cry blushed lightly, and quickly scrambled up. Kakashi stood, and crossed his arms "You Ms. Makura, are buying me new books."

"Like HELL I will be." She said firmly.

"Oh you will be, Mark my words- HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" He yelled as Mimi reached into her pocket and threw a smoke bomb running out the door, laughing cackling wildly as she dragged Cry along screaming "CAN CATCH US SCARECROW!"

From above, on the rooftops, a young man, with black hair and green piercing eyes, watched them. His eyes narrowed as he sighed "Why?" he thought to himself. Turning around, he followed the two women via rooftop. As they turned to go down an alleyway he sighed and leapt down in front of them, arms crossed. They stop dead, looking at the man puzzled "Gil? What are you doing here…?"

"I was about to ask you the same thing, Ms. Makura, Cry…"

Cry held up her hands in defense "I'm innocent! I swear!"

Kakashi chuckled catching the girls attention. He was leaning against the alley wall blocking their escape behind them "Oh no Cry, you are for from innocent."

Cry smirked hands on hips "How would you know-?"

Just than Mimiko made a gagging noise, shaking her head "Get a room you two…"

"I must say I agree with Ms. Makura. Please stop this nonsense."

Mimiko grinned broadly "I didn't know ya liked me enough to agree with me, Daisuki!"

"I enjoy your company in … small amounts."

"AH… spoil sport."

Kakashi sighed "Alright Mimi, Cry, you ladies are cornered… time to pay for your crimes…"

"Literally…" Mimiko moaned, shaking her head "How much do I own yah…?"

"Oh no, you're coming shopping with me, Mimi."

"Uh…" Mimi blanched her face red "Really?"

Kakashi grinned "Really."

"Fuck you, Scarecrow!"

Kakashi grinned a bit, leaning down to her face " Is that a proposition?"

"Like hell it is." She said, glaring. Her hair had fallen from her face, revealing both of her crystal clear spiral eyes. Kakashi's own eyes narrowed, and he stepped away from her.

"Alright, come along." He says, simply, before turning, and walking away.

Mimiko groaned loudly, while Cry sighed "See? This is what happens when you drag me into this stuff Mimiko!"

"Ah shut it, Blondie, I'll make it up to yah later."

Gil sighed a bit, tailing after them "Aren't you forgetting someone, Ms. Makura?"

"Shut it Gil, I'll get to you later, I mean, you can't go making out in the streets now can you?" She said, playfully. Gil turned his head away, like he's coughing, but in reality, he's blushing slightly.

"Ms. Makura, may I ask for you to please keep your mind from the gutter?"

"You can ask honey, but it ain't gonna happen."

Gil signed again, rubbing the bridge of his nose "Dear lord…"

As they approached the shop where Kakashi was waiting, Mimiko felt her stomach drop in dread. He had a sly grin on under his mask, she could tell. "Ah, welcome to my favorite shop…Mimiko, please step this way…"

Several hours later, Mimiko was still trying to find every one of the books she owed Kakashi.

"No, that one." He said, pointing.

Mimiko muttered "Dammit, it's more expensive…."

"Well, you did say you'd buy…"

She turned, throwing the book to the side "Fuck you and your books!" she says loudly, grabbing Cry around the waist, and tossing down a smoke bomb. In an instant, the store was filled with smoke, and She and Cry where running out of the building.

As the smoke cleared, Gil and Kakashi looked at each other "…you know where she's going, Mr. Daisuki?"

"Indeed I do…To Mimiko's mansion..." Kakashi nodded, and disappeared in a puff of smoke. Gil simply left via the door, to meet the silver haired man, on the front steps of the Makura home.

Once they arrived, they saw Mimiko through the front window. She was hiding Cry under her bed. They chuckled a bit, and knocked at the door.

"In a moment!" called a disgruntled Mimiko. Throwing open the door, they saw she was adorned in nothing but a small robe, which didn't hide much. She was holding it closed in front of her chest, and smirking "Can I help you boys…?" She says, in a smooth, sultry voice. Gil looked away, hiding his blush, and Kakashi simply stared, slack jawed.

From under the bed, Cry let out a yelp "Fuck it! There's a dead cat under here!" She says, flipping the large bed from off of herself. She glared, and pointed right to Mimiko "We're cleaning your house."

Mimiko clenched her fists to her side, yelling "You were supposed to stay hidden!" In her act, she let her robe fall open, revealing her dark body. Gil turned right around, and Kakashi's nose gushed blood. Cry walked over to Mimiko, and grabbed her by the robe, pulling her inside.

"Spring Cleaning!" she called, as she made Mimiko get dressed.

The men looked between each other, and nodded, the same thought passing through their minds. It was a silent agreement to walk into the house, and help the girls calm down. Gil stepped in, and grabbed Mimiko around her waist, and slung her over his shoulder. She yelped, and wiggled, but sadly, he was stronger than she was. Kakashi did the same to Cry, who was just crossed her arms, and pouted. She pointed to Mimiko and said, in a whiny way "She started all of this! And her house is filthy! There was a dead cat under her bed!"

"It wasn't a dead cat it was a stuffed rabbit! Get it right yah dumb blonde!" Mimiko called back, pouting, her arms crossed.

Both men carried their respective women to the small lake had near Mimiko's home, and tossed the women in. As they landed in the water, both ladies yelped. Mimiko surfaced, and glared, Grabbing both men by their legs, and yanking them in.

Both men made sounds of fright, and anger, as they were pulled under the water. As they surfaced, they saw the two women giggling. Mimiko's mask had fallen, and her hair was pushed away, revealing her burnt, but lovely face. Gil couldn't help but stare a bit, and when Mimi caught this, she instantly yanked her mask up, glaring "What? Something wrong with my face? Or do yah got a staring problem?"

Gil blanched "Erm, no…but…what happened?"

"None of your business, Daisy boy." She snaps at him

Cry and Kakashi exchanged looks, and backed slightly away. Gil sighed, and swam over to her. Grabbing her by her face, he yanked down her mask, and mumbled "Please forgive me for this…" as he pressed his lips to hers.

Cry jumped in the air, fists raised "Woot! Woot! I knew it!" Kakashi chuckled a bit, shaking his head "Ah, young love…" he said, laced with a bit of sarcasm.

Mimi was shocked, but soon melted into the kiss, bringing her hands up to the sides of Gil's head, and kissing him back. When they broke away, Mimiko was beaming "Thanks for the kiss, lover boy."

"…You are welcome, Ms…Mimiko." He says, a light blush tinting his face.

Kakashi leaned down, to whisper "You knew this was going to happen?"

"Indeed Kakashi, I could tell by the way they acted around each other…"

As the night grew on, Fireworks brightened the sky, and Mimiko and Gil, sat under the sakura trees, talking quietly for the rest of the evening, while Kakashi, and Cry wandered the stalls and venders.

In the end, it was a good night, for everyone.