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Dealt: *eating a bowl of cereal as he waits then a gateway opens and it spits out blaze who then lands on a large pile of leaves* Hey there.

*Dealt is then met with a pissed off Blaze* dealt: I didn't do anything *eats cereal more*

P: You have a history of messing with the gateways.

D: or that it is getting a mind of its own.

P: dealt *I glare*

D: *stares back while eating cereal.* yes?

P: I don't like the gateways being messed with

D: I did nothing, I just been sitting here, enjoying my cereal. *holding up the bowl*

P: Fine I will figure it out. Now I need to find out where we are.

D: oh I know that for a while now….*points at a road that's miles away from us and there's a telescope that's looking over it.*

*Blaze looks through the telescope*

*blaze sees a beaten, broken, and headbandless Naruto Uzumaki as he walks down on it with a look of betrayal on his face.*

P: Oh great he has been banished.

D: We don't own anything, everything that Is Naruto and every other thing we use is owned by rightful owners, except for plots and Ocs. enjoy- *sees the gateway having well, arms and holding a club.* um blaze.

*Blaze blasted the gateway killing it as it was a mimic*

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The King of Heroes Rebirth

Chapter 1

Land of fire, Road side

A young man is walking down the road as he walking with a limp, given its been days now, he hasn't gotten any rest, eaten anything, he is tired and he is cursing his former fucking village as he was loyal yet they threw him away for a traitor.

The lone man has messy blonde hair, with buries that are still being healed on his face, yet his whiskers can still be seen, a torn and beaten orange jumpsuit with holes not from time but rather from battle, more so on the spot where his chest is. Where his heart is located.

This is Naruto Uzumaki, son of Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze, former Ninja of Konoha as they banished him without thinking of what will come of this.

But that's out of the realm of Naruto's mind, as he was wondering what should, could he do? His dreams are shattered to pieces, he can never return home, never see his friends again. Naruto keeps walking on.

Until Naruto feels a drip of water on his nose, Naruto groans at this as it starts raining as he keeps walking as he mutters to himself as he says that this is the worst day ever.

Then he hears footsteps and looks to see himself surrounded, Naruto sighs as he says "really?! Gang up by what?" he looks around "some guys with swords, tools and others…sigh, can my day get any worse?!"

Naruto dodges a sword swing and then is punched in the back of his head but thanks to his thick head, he doesn't lose consciousness but that doesn't change that he is outnumbered, while Naruto himself is beaten, tired and hungry. As he says "w-well if this is my end, I might as well go down swinging!" as a guy runs up to him.

Naruto couldn't react as he is stabbed in the stomach and then in the shoulders by another but Naruto uses this chance to kick away the guy who stabbed him in the stomach and pulls out the knife and uses it to stab the other one's eye but he gets kicked down by a guy with samurai gear.

Naruto is laying on the floor as he is panting as he thinks 'so this is the end damn it.' Naruto as he looks at the cloudy sky as rain keeps dripping down from the sky with Naruto thinking 'beaten, stabbed and bleeding, yup, just the way I lived, nothing changed for me, who was I joking? I couldn't change my fate let alone break away from it…'

Then he hears in his mind 'Can't break the chains of fate! Oh you damn well can, my descendant!' and Naruto knows that is not the Kyuubi as he is thinking 'who?' then the same says 'here let me show you!'

As the Ronin is walking over to Naruto who is still laying on the floor, as he stands over the Uzumaki, ready to stab him to end his life but stops as he notices something happening. Naruto has marks that appear on his chest and back glowing red (Gilgamesh's marks from Fate/Night)

The Ronin backs away as Naruto? He gets up and speaks in a voice that isn't his "So you mongrel think that you can kill me. Not going to happen FALL TO THE POWER OF THE KING OF HEROES!" as Rain no longer touches, eyes now red, his hair spiking upward, as Naruto says "Die!" as portals open and weapons start raining down and killing the thugs that were going to kill him as they instand get killed on the spot as Naruto begins laughing.

When it is over, Naruto. Or rather, the person who is controlling Naruto's body says "now do you see my descendant" Naruto is seeing this and Naruto now asks "Who are you?"

"I'm a man who once lived from a long gone era, I go by a couple of names, king of heroes, the golden ruler, but for you my dear Descendent, it's Gilgamesh!"

Time skip Ten years

Ten years passed by for Naruto and the years have been kind to him, very kind.

Why? He is the King of an Empire in the west, he is also a father to a princess and with a few wives, and speaking of which.

At the royal bath house

A older Naruto, with more a muscle build, taller as well, and he is in the water of a very large bath and he's not alone, Naruto has his arm around his first wife shoulder as she leans her head against his shoulder, a woman with blonde hair with green eyes with a curvy figure with large breasts of Double J, who is she? She is Artoria Pendragon Uzumaki, Naruto's first wife and they have been together the longest as it has been 8 years now.

"Oh I am enjoying this so much my love. So where are Arturia, Sapphire and Emerald?" asked Artoria, Naruto says "no idea, all I know they went out hunting some bandits" then they hear someone walking in and it is a woman "My king and queen there is a group from a place called Konoha here to see you."

There's a few minutes of silence when Artoria says "Naruto?" Naruto slowly turns his head and his blue eyes are now red and says "who are they?"

"They are Sasuke Uchiha who is demanding to see you like he has the right to order anyone around. His wife Sakura Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake and Sai no last name with Jirayia the Toad Sage." Artoria says "I will see them myself, Naruto dear, you don't have to go see them if your no-"

"You will not at all as the King and Queen must meet all guests plus I want to see how those mongrels are doing without the allies I got for them all." says Naruto then he looks at Artoria and adds in "but after this" he wraps his arm on her and gives her the biggest kiss. She moans into the kiss. The messenger runs out as she does not want to see this as Artoria blushes as no matter how many times they kiss, Naruto would always make her blush.

Timeskip 30 minutes later

In the throne room two people are steaming mad as one is trying calm down them down while the last two showing no clue about them, then one asks "Where the fuck are they as they are wasting my time!" demands the brooding Emo as a man with one eye says "well, they are the rulers of this land Sasuke"

"I don't care, I am an Uchiha and my time is precious!" shouts the now named Sasuke Uchiha as he said that, a couple guards appeared with the first one saying "her royal highness, Lady Artoria, now entering" Artoria walks in with royal outfit on.

The man with the one and other with long white hair are thinking 'hot damn! This is one of the wives of the king?!' then just one thought 'just look at that body! She will be perfect for my new book!'

As he was about to pull out a notebook a spear appears stabbing it into the ground making him scream in horror as Queen Artoria says "whatever you were doing, you might as well forget it" with coldness in her eyes. Which everyone can sense are the eyes of a warrior.

Then another guard says "His royal majesty King Gilgamesh is now entering the throne room." and they turn to see Naruto standing there but they can't tell it is him as his whisker marks are covered up.

Naruto sits upon his throne as he says "speak your business here" Artoria sits in her throne as the spear is removed and brought to Naruto as it came from him and a portal opens and he puts it inside. And taking the notebook along with it.

This makes the long white hair man cry in despair. As the first one to speak is the man with one eye, his name is Kakashi and says "you see your highness, we have come to seek an alliance of your kingdom."

Artoria asks "And why should we agree to the alliance? Our informants tell us that Konoha has not been doing well in ten years." as she has her hands on her armrests and Kakashi explains what's going on.

"We are looking for allies as the sound village is planning to gain allies to attack us as we lost ours after an incident." Kakashi explained as the king crosses his legs and places his head onto his right hand, this means that he is bored and very much had heard this before "old news, is there anything else you like to tell us?" asks the king, Kakashi shivers as a goblet of fine wine appears in Naruto's left hand as Sasuke is glaring at him.

Kakashi looks at Sasuke and knows what he's going to do which is why he whispers "Sasuke don't you dare! We talked about this! You not going-"

"I don't care but that bitch should be my wife as she will give me strong children!" shouts Sasuke as Sakura glares at Artoria then Naruto snaps his fingers and golden portals appear with weapons pointing out of them all pointed at Sasuke and Sakura. "You know you are looking at some of my collection from the gates of Babylon, which happens where I keep all of my weapons, weapons that no one has seen for a long time and I would be more than happy to show all of them to you as their pierce into your bodies if you say anything else that would enrage me" said Naruto with his eyes looking at them both ready to kill them.

Sasuke growls along with Sakura, Naruto says "you know what?" he does one hand motion, the weapons vanish then they are replaced by chains that come out and wrap around Sasuke and Sakura making them struggle.

"Now then, you speak again" says Naruto as Kakashi shivers and grabs a scroll and holds it out to them as he is shaking as a chain grabs it and brings it to Naruto.

Naruto opens it and he reads what follows. Konoha will get a trade with them and their allies, a marriage contract with Sasuke Uchiha and a woman, their forces when called and reduce taxes at their ports along with technology. While the Kingdom gets trade, dual citizenship for the woman to marry Sasuke Uchiha, our medical knowledge and c-rank techniques.

"These are not fair at all and I don't think that you want us as allies so you can take advantage of us! I will not ally with Konoha at all. The Alliances I made with our allies are fair and mutual. So I think you can leave Konoha." said Naruto as he hands the scroll to Artoria who rolls it up and destroys it by burning it. At the moment.

Sasuke gets up and fires a fireball! Naruto looks at the fireball then inhales and then unleashes black fire destroying the fireball shocking Sasuke as it looked like a technique that the Sharingan second form has, "h-how! Can you do that! It's a power only an Uchiha could do!" Demands Sasuke

Naruto says "True but I have the blood of Gilgamesh on my father's side and on my mother's side." Naruto's hands are engulfed by black fire "Amaterasu the Shinto goddess of the Sun and Universe. Hell, I am able to use her mirror as a shield so I have the right to use these flames more than you MONGREL!"

Naruto then snaps his fingers and guards rush into the room as he says "guards, take this black hair mongrel to the dungeons" "sasuke!" says the pink hair girl "oh the monkey too" The guards grab them both and someone silences Sakura as they are both dragged away as Naruto looks at the other three, "as for you three….enjoy yourselves at the local site, have a drink, and mingle when you return home to let your leaders know that you might want figure out how to pay for their release."

The silver-haired man who is blinking in confusion, named Kakashi, says in confusion "um so we are not going to be dragged away along with them?" isn't that he doesn't mind, it's just…why?

"Simple, you were humble and those two were arrogant and cocky. They also DEMANDED ME to let that fuck marry my wife and mother of my child!" said Naruto,

Kakashi and the white hair man, Jiriaya 'oh shit Sasuke fucked up' "so with that in mind….enjoy yourselves, take time as much as you like. So please enjoy your time here also a little heads up you will be watched and if you try and peep you will regret it...unless it's the brothel, then you are clear"

They both nod then leave the throne room then someone is thrown out of the room "That means you as well you idiotic shadow!" shouts Naruto, as the 3rd one "Oh forgive me, I was too in awe at the artwork here" said the man named Sai.

Then something small and furry ran over and it was a black car wearing a witch hat with a 7-year-old girl following it and she looked a bit like the queen with the king's eyes "Come back here Blair!" shouted the child as the cat with the witch hat said "no! You will have to catch me, princess!"

They run into the throne room as they are running until Naruto picks up the girl and asks "where's the fire?" With a smile the girl then shouts "Daddy!" and hugs him as Blair is on Artoria's lap as Blair licks her paw, Artoria "such a daddy's girl" said as she smiles.

The princess pouts and says "Mama!" Artoria giggles. "Anyway what are you doing chasing Blair, Mordred?" as Mordred "I just want to hug her" "oh it seems you have a fan Blair," said Artoria

Blair says "I am in cat form with Grand general Yoruichi, she is the lightning tiger after all." as she is looking at Mordred in her cat form making Mordred squeal with Blair "plus the last thing I need is to steal the heart of the princess" she smirks. Naruto says "Yes because you love teasing her father."

"Oh please your old news now Naruto" she playfully waved her paw, Naruto knows that she is playing but Naruto says "Then I guess I can get rid of your new cat toy and potion ingredients I got for you? Oh, what a waste."

Blair's eyes turn white and start whining "no wait I was joking! I didn't mean it like that!" she panicked. The family laughs at that and Blair pouts.

Time skip

2 weeks in Konoha

Kakashi, the Toad Sage, and Sai have returned as they walk past the gate. the guards say "hey where's lord and Lady Uchiha?"

They sign in and don't say anything as much has changed for Konoha….for the worse as there were and torn, cracks on the building, wood falling or rioting away, the ground seems better these days, there's food but not as much as before, and there are fewer people now. Thus fewer stores open. This is the result of Banishing Naruto Uzumaki as he gives them so many allies.

And right now, Kakashi and others are heading over to the towel of the Hokage. Things have not brightened up for the village as it seems when Naruto was banished this village gained some very dark clouds, both figuratively and literally. They reach the tower then they enter and head to the Hokage's office.

Upon entering, they hear "for the last time, we will not send a team to find Naruto, I'm sure you had a recall, no one has seen him in the last 10 years!" says a woman's voice

"We have to, he is the one who gave us the allies. If we get him to come home then we can get them back!" said another, "oh spare me! The real reason you want to look for him! It's the damn fox within him" shouts a woman with triangle marks on her cheeks and they respond with "The fox belongs to Konoha! He should have been made into a weapon!"

Kakashi sighs as he knows what's going on as there's a meeting held in the Hokage's office.

Again!

Then something is slammed "ENOUGH THE TEAM IS RETURNING SOON AND I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN!" follow something snapping then "damn it not another one, we are running out of tables"

Kakashi coughs as a woman with blonde hair says "oh Kakashi, you have returned" then she does not see Sasuke and Sakura and asks "Where are they?"

"Well…" Kakashi then begins to explain what happen and when he is finished, the woman starts laughing "Oh those fucking idiots. Well, I don't know how we are going to get them back as there are two bank accounts that are missing along with Minato's home with his techniques. Damn that blood seal was smart." said the woman, who is Tsunade.

Kakashi says "Though I did read about a tournament in the empire. Also, there might also be a Grand General fighting or the Champion of the ring fighting unknown at this time" Tsunade says "mm I guess we could send out our best Taijutsu users as well have a team to talk about bail…personally, I rather let them Rot"

Kakashi says "well the King also seems a little arrogant but from what I saw he has the power to back it up." then adds "but he does have a kind side as well…I won't go use it against him though"

He shivers as he has a true Aura of power around him, "I see," says Tsunade as she is wondering how to let the king know that Konoha would like to compete. "I guess I just send a team, hopefully, this king let one of two things happen"

Kakashi asks "What do you mean?" Tsunade says "to either let out the Uchiha and his bitch or let our team enter," Kakashi says "Be respectful and he will be kind." "More reason to send out the most well-mannered team, Team 8," Kakashi says "Yes but remember one member resigned from the ninja and ran away and we don't know where Hinata is." Tsunade says "I know, the girl had just vanished for 5 years now and her last known location was Grass country then we lost her, so she could be anyway far or else."

Meanwhile

In Iron country

There are two women lounging in their backyard with a woman with long ink blue hair laying her head onto the other with reddish-blonde hair as they nap due to the peaceful location that is their home. Then someone knocks on the gate and they hear "Natsumi!" Natsumi wakes up which also wakes up an ink blue hair woman.

"What is it! I am enjoying the day with my wife!" shouts Natsumi as she gets up and opens the door as she has an angry face on her. There is a messenger from Mifune as the messenger shakes as Natsumi has a dangerous temper from her mother.

"P-please d-don't hurt me, i-i'm just a messenger!" said the guy. Natsumi says "Then tell me, messenger, what is the message!" The guy is shaking in fear as he holds up the letter Natsumi takes and reads it showing it is a tournament in the west.

"A tournament? For what?" Natsumi asks. It is the anniversary of the end of the unity war which Natsumi knows nothing about, "Lord Mifune is going and wants you in the tournament."

Natsumi blinks as she says "I see…well I guess I will go, let Lord Mifune know that I'm on my way" the messenger nods and runs away as the other villages are going to have people enter as well.

"Do you have to go?" says Hinata and Natsumi says "Oh you're coming with me my love I am not leaving you here." Hinata says "but Natsumi, I'm very sure I'm still wanted!"

"Oh that? it's been 5 years, I'm sure everyone had forgotten about the 'missing hyuuga princess' by this point"

Meanwhile at some villages at different country

"Ma'am have you seen this girl?" said a Konoha ninja with a bingo wanted poster of Hinata Hyuga. She is wanted by the Hyuga clan.

Same goes for other ninjas from one or two other villages. But the Hyuga clan elders want her to be branded even though Tsunade forbade them and she is going to punish the Ninja's helping the Hyuga clan.

Back with the pair

"I hope your right," said Hinata

Two weeks later

The guest nations are all arriving at the kingdom with their allies of Kumo, Suna, Mist, Waterfall, Spring, Bird, Demon and vegetables are there to watch with others competing to enjoy the event. And right now, Iron just appeared.

They are met with their guide Cloud Strife, and it seems he is just this to be done with, then someone from Konoha appears "Lady Hinata!" a coat person who is next to a mask-wearing Natsumi, the turn to see a man with the same eyes as Hinata is her cousin Neji Hyuga.

"I-I'm sorry, I think you got the wrong person," said Hinata and Neji says "Oh no I don't you're coming home with me now!" and Mifune says "I know you are not demanding one of my citizens to come to a ninja village. She retired as a ninja and left as your elders were going to do something oh so stupid." Neji says "but she's a member of the main-" he feels cold steel against his neck.

Natsumi says "She is no longer a Hyuga. When she married me she took my last name." Then they hear someone ask "Is there a problem?" They turn to see a tall woman with long purple hair, her name is Raikou. Cloud bows "Lady Raikou."

While both Natsumi and Hinata are thinking 'wow she's pretty!' Raikou says "You are to return with your group and leave them alone. As you are not allowed to force anyone to go where they don't want to go." she pushed her sword close to Neji's neck "unless you made me very mad"

Neji is sweating, then someone comes over and drags him away "Come on Neji, Tsunade-sama said don't do anything stupid." Neji says "but"

The person is Kiba Inuzuka says "NO BUTS Except yours in the hotel room" and he is mad, he Drags Neji away as the coat-wearing Hinata is about to say something but, "no need to say anything, lady, I'm just here get this jerk ass from harassing civilians." said Kiba as he walks away "plus wasting my damn time when I could be with my wife!"

Neji growls but that doesn't last long as he gets punched on the head by Kiba "I don't want any growling from you jerkass!"

Kiba and Neji disappear from the view of the Iron group, Hinata is thinking 'I guess he changed a lot….wait did he say, wife?!' Raikou puts her sword away and then heads toward the palace, as Cloud says "alright let's resume the tour"

They are led away as they are seeing people getting ready for the event.

Meanwhile at the palace.

There is a meeting going on as the king is at the head of the table with the other leaders, while Naruto…well he is just laying back and is enjoying himself some grapes. As the other leaders are talking about the event the leader of the navy Francis Drake who was the leader of a crew that Naruto had joined and there are many who joined the navy with Whitebeard as second in command, as Francis Drake says "Well everything on the Navy side is good but are we going to really trust some nations that we don't know in our country?"

Then a woman with a white Haori named Unohana as she is the head of the hospital, "there are no major injuries and everything is running smoothly."

The leader of the army is General Esdeath Uzumaki, another of the King's consorts, she isn't saying anything, Naruto says "let's skip the reports, and get into the main thing."

"This is a good point now the festivity is going off without a hitch as we have guards all over making sure one causes trouble." said the grand general Yoruichi as she and three others are under Esdeath with Toshiro, Erza scarlet another of King's consort, and Vergil Sparda

Naruto says "that's good to hear and what about our guests?" someone sat down and it was Raikou. "Well someone from Konoha tried to take someone from Iron country but I had to step in."

"Thank you Raikou," says Naruto as he says "so what does he look like?" Raikou puts a picture down and slides it to Naruto who then spits out a grape coughing as he starts laughing. "Oh man this is just perfect mister fate's bitch is here and if he knew who I truly was! Oh this is just too good." he laughs more.

While the others are confused about this, "oh don't worry, it's a personal thing, now then, Raikou, Esdeath" they both look at Naruto. "Do make sure none of our guests start a war in the bathhouses or something, the last thing the people need is issues from other land. Like that little perv Mineta keeps him in line. If not then Francis please be a dear and throw him into the sea tied to an anchor." Francis nods.

Naruto then turns to the leader of the assassin Altair, "As for you Altair my old friend, make sure we don't have any…uninvited party crashers to show up" Altair nods "Understood."

They kept talking as the meeting went on.

Meanwhile

Artoria is out enjoying a walk as she has her daughter with guards. The guards are keeping watch as they are protecting the queen and the princess then they see a pale man and they go another way. As Artoria's daughter, "Mommy, who's that man?"

"Someone who should not be near you is ok at all." said Artoria, "oh ok…he's creepy though" Artoria nods "I know sweetie how would you like to go see Koyuki?" and Mordred cheers as she says "auntie Koy!"

They walk with them as they head to the Spring group as they see more royal guards as Koyuki is also a king consort and Koyuki sees them and smiles and comes up to them as Artoria puts Mordred down then she runs up to her.

"Aunty Kyo!" shouts Mordred as she runs up to her and Koyuki "Mordred!" She kneels down and lets the little girl give her a big hug. Mordred giggles and hugs her.

With Iron Group, the couple's room

Hinata is stretched as it's been a long day for her, then lets out a sigh, "I'm tired" said Hinata, Natsumi comes out of the shower "I hear you, my dear." Hinata looks at the door of the restroom as she hears the running waters, the former member of the Hyuga clan smirks as she starts removing her clothes and makes her way over to Natsumi who doesn't realize this, then Natsumi is hugged from behind, "Hinata?!" said the surprised Natsumi.

Soon enough both begin having sex, but for now.

With Naruto

Naruto is relaxing in his garden then he says "You're not supposed to be here." as he hears "why? Is it because you thought you are safe from us host of Kyuub-"

"No, it's because you're stepping on one of my wife's favorite flowers," said Naruto, as Naruto stands up and turns to them both and they are indeed stepping on the flowers.

"Ain't you scared? At all?" asked the man with blonde hair with a headband with a slash mark on it as the other one said, "and worry about some damn flowers?"

"Yes, as they are beautiful," Naruto says then snaps his fingers, and the gates of Babylon open, and his collection is pointed at them ready to spear them, "so will you get your dirty feet off of them, or do I have to make you?"

The two are wide-eyed looking around at all the weapons pointed at them "so? Are you going to listen or what?" They move away but the weapons are still pointed at them.

"Now that's over with, what do you two want?" Naruto asks, "We want the Kyuubi." said the hunched-over man as his tail shoots at Naruto and he grabs it and sets it on fire with the black flames as he says "really? A tail?" he opens his hand and ashes fall off. "With a poison no less, come on you two, let's take this somewhere else"

Naruto then jumps away, as they make their way, the blonde man with the tri lenses says "so why are we listening to this?"

"I don't care, I just want to capture him now!" said his partner then they were grabbed by chains and dragged along.

They land in the royal training ground and Naruto places them in the middle "this is more like it" as he undoes his shirt to show his muscular body which comes from ten years of war and fights to the death. He has the red Tattoos that His ancestor Gilgamesh had and some scars then he removes an illusion over his face showing whisker marks and a scar over his right eye and showing that the eye is fiery blue but he can see in a way he couldn't before with it.

Naruto smirks "Yes I can now let loose" as he cracks his neck as the markings on his body are glowing a gate opens and Naruto reaches in and pulls out the Keeper of Harmony (Assassin's creed origins DLC) "now then my guests, how would you like to meet your end?"

One of the two charges but then Naruto swings sending him into a wall, Naruto smirks as he says "come on now! Don't tell me you're already done! The fun just began!" The puppet removes the cloth and shoots out poison needles Naruto puts up his hands and he says "Yata no Kagami!" A mirror shield appears, sending the needles back at the shooter. With Naruto laughing.

Meanwhile somewhere else

Artoria is looking at the painting she is making with Koyuki, who asks "are you ok?" Artoria says "I am I know about the fight but I am letting our love handle it as he needs a good fight every once in a while. I feel who he is fighting is really nothing to worry about." with Koyuki blinking on that.

Artoria smiles as she hears a scream of pain and they hear "THAT IS FOR THE FLOWERS!" Artoria laughs at that as she says "well, they had stepped my sister's flowers"

Koyuki shivers as she resumes playing with little Mordred.

Back with Naruto

Naruto slams the puppet to the ground, smashing it and the person jumps out of his shell as Naruto has his feet on the puppet's head then breaks it. "So the puppet master comes out of hiding." said Naruto as his eyes glowed with power.

The man, named Sasori, who asks "This is surprising, how did you know?" Naruto says "like dude, you haven't once blinked during the whole time we met"

Sasori says "Yeah I did not think of that part actually." Naruto then shakes his head and moves as a bomb blows up as the other says "damn it"

Naruto then slams the weapon onto the guy's head hard making him crumble like a soda can as Naruto smirks.

Naruto then turns to the puppet master "how about we start getting serious" Sasori pulls out a scroll with a Kanji with the mark of "Third" he then unrolls it and unleashes the Third Kazekage.

Naruto says "oh another puppet?" "Yes and one of my favorite puppets." said Sasori and Naruto chuckles then puts the keeper of Harmony away and says "Then I should bring out one of my favorite weapons in my collection." Naruto reaches in and pulls out two blades, they have a rough decision, short blades with the guards looking mouths with red eyes along with chains at the handles.

"These are the Blades of Chaos and one of my favorite weapons. Now let's see who will win." said Naruto as he starts to swing one of them.

Sasori thought 'those blades, they give off something I haven't sensed before' he has to move as Naruto sent a blade his way, and the blade piece through the ground like its butter. Naruto says "stay focused or this fight will be over quickly." he pulls the blade which it's cutting through the ground.

Sasori then has his puppet attack Naruto as he just gets his blade back again and smirks and says "Finally a real fight! Though I will be fighting the real you once I am done with this hunk of wood!" said Sasori as he looks at himself and laughs "you truly don't know about me and my work do you?"

Naruto says "Why should I care about a child's entertainment toy. It really means nothing on the battlefield." Then he hears Sasori laugh more, "then you are a fool, and I know what you are doing, try to anger me by insulting my work…sigh, when's the last time I even felt such a thing like anger?"

Naruto blinks then he gets it "hold on a sec" Naruto then looks at Sasori with his right eye and sees the Chakra in one point of his body his chest in on spot "So you also a puppet aren't you? Well it seems you are nothing more than a Mongrel who wants Immortality. It is a foolish and idiotic dream." then it hits, he looks at the 3rd Kazekage puppet "and that puppet of yours.. it's not truly wood isn't it? It a person…well, was a person"

"You figured it out. Good as I am going to do this to you," said Sasori Naruto says "that only happens if you beat me that is" Naruto then starts to attack the puppet while Sasori is moving his fingers The Puppet unleashes some poisoned blades and Naruto dodges and cuts off the puppet's arm.

This makes Sasori smirks as he makes a pull and the puppet opens its mouth which blacks moving sand out of its mouth.

"This is the famed Iron sand isn't it?" asked Naruto as he remembers something like that, "that's right, the very thing that made 3rd Kazekage his name"

Naruto nods and then says "You do know I don't have any puppet parts on my body at all and I am allowed to use the strongest shield in the world." "But can one shield be able to handle multiple?" as the iron sand formed into three spear-like pyramids.

Naruto curls into a ball and is set on fire with black flames. It is too late for Sasori to stop the sand and the sand gets burned up by the black flames, "black flames? It's very similar to what Itachi uses but you can do it without the need of their eyes, ohhh you will make such a wonderful puppet!"

Naruto stops and laughs and says "You have no idea if I die will I lose the flames when I die. As I am the descendant of Amaterasu herself so that is why those flames and shields are mine to use. But Bring it!"

Both carry on their battle.

Sometime later

A mass group of guards appeared with an elderly man going by the name of Yamamoto as he said "your highness!" as he and the guards and see a stone pillar with Naruto sitting on top of it while Naruto is tossing the head of Sasori in the air then catching it with his hand while all around him are puppets with his spears sticking out of the puppets as they are stabbed into the ground and so is Sasori's heart as blood leaking out.

"Yamamoto my old friend, you're late, don't tell me time is finally catching up to you?" says Naruto as he now spins the head of Sasori on the tip of his finger. Yamamoto chuckles and shakes his head and asks "Should I get the Tsuchikage and Kazekage?" asked Yamamoto and Naruto said, "Yes please I got a missing ninja of theirs."

The head guard told the guys to clear up the training grounds as well as getting a couple to go with him to get the two kages. Naruto then collects something and has it resembles the Third Kazekage.

"Your body should not have been used like that at all." said Naruto as he carries it to the throne room with the heads.

He waited for a while then the two kages appeared. Gaara walks up calmly and the Tsuchikage is complaining "I am sorry for dragging you at this time of night Gentleman" says Naruto as he presents the remains of the two he was fighting.

Gaara and the Tsuchikage are surprised "I believe these are your missing Ninjas. Also Gaara I have one more thing for you as he should have been put to rest a long time ago." as a coffin is brought into the throne room being carried by the honor guard after they put it on the ground one of them opens to show the puppet body of the 3rd Kazekage.

Gaara nods "Thank you my brother-in-law. I am thankful to finally put him to rest." Naruto nods, "sorry about the body of…this crazy user guy" he never got the blonde man's name now that he's thought about it.

The Tsuchikage nods and says "Yes my greatest mistake and I thank you for fixing what this old fool couldn't." Naruto waves it off "just make sure that you and your successor learn this mistake"

The Tsuchikage nods and seals the head up along with Gaara who sealed up the Kazekage's body and Sasori's head. They are allowed to leave as Naruto gets up and walks out of the throne room. He lets out a yawn and says "I'm hungry" as he heads over to the kitchen and gets something to eat.

The next day

The festival is in full swing and everyone is having fun, Kiba is with his wife enjoying the festival as he says "this is way lively" Tamaki nods in agreement "I agree with you" then she notices a standing that says 'puppies for adoption' "Kiba look" says Tamaki

Kiba looks and sees the stand, so they go over and see so many different breeds. Then one catches Tamaki's eyes.

Tamaki says "oh hello there" she walks up to the pup and picks it and boy is it big and heavy. For a pup. Then she hears "Oh so you have connected with that one?"

Tamaki looks behind. It is a kind old man, "yes yeah we kinda click, which is odd since I'm from a family of cat owners" The man chuckles and asks "And your husband?" Tamaki "oh he's a member of the Inuzuka clan, so yeah all dogs" the man nods "would you like to adopt him?"

Tamaki looks at the pup, "yeah I would like to…but what is he anyway?" the old man says "He is a pureblood husky." "That would explain why he's so fluffy" then a green-haired woman walks up to the puppies as she is also wearing a fur jacket with a bikini on.

Both Kiba and Tamaki blush at this as they think 'how can she walk around like that?!' the man says "Lady Brandish." Brandish picks up a puppy and snuggles it "Oh you are so fluffy." With hearts popping out of her as she hugs the puppy, the old man asks "Do you want to adopt him?"

"Yes I do!" says the now named Brandish, the man pulls out the adoption form "I know that the king will help take care and make sure that the puppy will be safe so please sign on the line and she is yours." Brandish does and she picks up a collar and leash and says to the puppy "You name is Rosa. Are you happy with the name?" the puppy licks Brandish's cheek as a yes as she smiles.

She walks away holding Rosa as she is humming a happy tune heading back to the palace as the two are wondering who that lady was. "That was one of the King's Consort Lady Brandish and yes he married his consorts but there's only one queen." said the old man.

Both look at the elderly man and think 'wait the king has a harem?!' As an image of the king and his woman near them as their giggling with the shadowy figure of the king has a big smirk, The man says "He is a good king as it was through him the war ended and he was one of the strongest. He is not one to skimp on things like the new orphanage he had built for the orphans." as Tamaki asks "so how many…wives does this king have?"

Kiba is curious as well, "w-what?" The old man is surprised by this as normally tourists would ask about the heroic acts the king has done, "T-The number I don't know he likes to keep that close to his chest as he does have enemies and does not want them or his child in danger." he isn't sure if this would satisfied Tamaki's question.

Tamaki nods in understanding and asks "Can I have the document to adopt this cutie please?" the old man nods as he gets the papers. Then he hands it to her.

Somewhere else in the kingdom

A Pale man is looking for a way to sneak into the castle to get to the king and make his body his own. Then he sees the king walking out with his golden armor on as he says "hello snake man" as he steps ten feet from the snake "I hear from my spies you're looking for me."

The pale man "h-how?! Such things I would have noticed right away!" Naruto snaps his fingers and people in the assassin's garb come out of the shadows and the pale man is in shock as he didn't sense this person at all.

"These are assassin's and they belong in the shadows. So you really want my body. It will not work!" said Naruto, at this moment, the pale man extends his neck and bites onto Naruto's neck. As the man's neck is retracted back.

He smirks then he sees Naruto smirking then the mark starts growling as it heats up and it evaporates.

In the seal

Orochimaru's soul is looking around and smirks. Then he feels two powerful energies. "Well it seems a mongrel has entered somewhere where he does not belong." says the voice of Naruto. He turns to see three people looking at him, two males and one female.

Orochimaru says "w-whats?! W-who" Naruto smirks "Oh I don't think this mongrel deserves to know who you two areas he is nothing more than a speck of dirt that we will just step on." as he reaches over Orochimaru who turns into a small snake. Naruto then picks up the snake and lights it on fire, burning it to death as Orochimaru is screaming in pain from the burn, it is also destroying the mark that was left.

Out of Naruto's mind, moments later

Orochimaru is growling as he should have gotten that mark and kept it but it's not staying on him. He says "what did you do?! It can't be the work of the tailed beast within you!"

Naruto laughs "You're right it is because of my BLOOD! My ancestors would not be happy if filth like that stayed on my skin." then Naruto thinks on it "watching of which, you got some of it in your mouth….I wonder it will react?

Orochimaru is wondering what he is talking about then his mouth starts to burn from Naruto's blood on his teeth as he tries to speak but couldn't and is only able to say "w-whats going! No t-this i- ho- -shoul- b- happen!

Naruto says "My blood is a dangerous thing as it is superheated when forcibly taken, not if I donate blood." he smirks as Orochimaru feels his mouth being burned, then fire starts to take place in Orochimaru's mouth as he thinking that he needs to get away, by entering another body but there's no one else in sight.

Naruto then says "Even if you take over another body it is too late as your soul is also burned as well you will never be the same again." That's the truth and given Orochimaru doesn't know that, makes it all the better, as Orochimaru realizes that his fate is sealed.

And he can't worm his way out of this. Naruto smirks "Where I learned it is my two summon clans." he sees that the snake is no longer talking "very well" he draws out blood and summons the Boss of the dragons Bahamut who lets out a powerful roar and the Phoenix Boss Blaze who lets out the Phoenix cry as Orochimaru can't scream his eyes show his free with the assassins are back in the shadows as Naruto says "he's all your guys"

Both both glare at the snake summoner and then they unleashed flames burning him the rest of the way after that they return to the summoning realm, Naruto smirks as he says "farewell, I hope you rot in hell"

Naruto walks away as the body becomes nothing but ash as he says "so the sad story of the snake wanted to be immortality has come to an end" Naruto keeps walking as he is heading to the arena as he runs into Brandish and her newly pup named Rosa, "another one Brandish?" Brandish says "I couldn't help it Rosa was just too cute and fluffy. She will have a wonderful home with us." Naruto looks at the pup and starts patting it.

Rosa pants and Naruto says "That is true just make sure Rosa is happy here as remember we don't need a fight between the dogs ok." Brandish nods then she kisses Naruto's cheek and says "I will be at the arena soon I just need to get Rosa settled." "Just make sure you give her and the others food," said Naruto.

Brandish nods to that as she walks off, Naruto "I sure, I don't watch it, the whole palace will be filled with fluffy animals" sighs as he shakes his head fellow by a smile, as he heads to the arena as that is where the fun will be held at as he can't wait.

Thirty minutes later

Naruto enters the Royal Booth as he hears the Announcer speak as she makes her way to the center of the ring, "Welcome to the Unity Tournament we have a wonderful amount of people competing today!" as everyone in the stands are shouting, cheering and more.

The announcer says "We have a special treat THE CHAMPION OF THE RING IS HERE!" The crowd of the Empire cheers like crazy as Naruto sees Raikou walks up to the ring and stands at the center with her waving at everyone.

Then she is handed a Microphone and she says "At the end of the Tournament anyone may challenge me for a wonderful reward." Everyone is wondering what it could be as someone says "but no one can beat you Raikou!"

Raikou says "That is why I issued a challenge. I want a good fight!" as she holds up a fist to show that she wants a good challenge, "it's so hard to find someone that could put a good fight, the only one that can is the king but he's so busy running our wonderful home, he doesn't have the time" What the people don't know is that is a lie.

As he can be in many places at once but for now, "now then what's the prize?...that's a little secret" she smiles. As everyone wanted to know, "now then, let's get this tournament started!"

As a massive screen shows two names, the names are Neji Hyuga and Natsumi Uzumaki, Neji walks up to the ring first as he is thinking 'Uzumaki? That can't be'

They both are in the arena and they get into a stance as Neji says "why don't you drop the disguise, I know it's you" Natsumi is confused "say what now?"

Neji growls "Don't play dumb with me Naruto." Then he turns on his Byakugan but something is not right. He is not seeing the Energy that Naruto would normally have. "Now you see I AM NOT NARUTO UZUMAKI!" shouted Natsumi with Neji sweating "b-but you have the same last name as him"

"Have you ever heard of Twin siblings?" asked Natsumi, Neji blinks as he asks "Naruto has a twin?" as do the rest of the Konoha group. While Naruto smirks as he knows from what his summons told him and he can't wait to see what she can do.

Natsumi says "now then dude, let's get this over with." as she has her sword drawn out, Neji growls as he is ready to kill this woman and get his cousin back.

"Fight!" said Raikou. Then Neji strikes first.

However, he notices that Natsumi is gone where she had stood…only for him to find her under him and with the blunt part of the blade hitting his stomach, Neji is sent flying into a wall and Naruto smirks, Raikou is counting down, everyone sees Natsumi come up to him, peel him off the wall and throw him back to the ring as she says "oh don't think you're getting out that easy"

Neji groans as he gets up and scowls at Natsumi as he says "y-you bitch!" Natsumi smirks as she says "well this bitch is the one that's making your cousin howl my name through the night" Neji grits his teeth, breaking a few of his teeth.

While in the stand, Hinata is blushing up like a storm as she thinks 'why did you tell him that!' while Naruto is laughing at this as it is all funny to him as Artoria is trying not to hit her husband as she says "don't laugh, that's not nice!"

Naruto says "Trust me it is funny as I have only seen Neji like this once and I am so going to hold this over his head." he keeps laughing "still!" said Artoria

Then she hears Mordred ask "Mommy what does she mean by howling her name at night?" and Artoria blushes as Naruto has done that to his girls many times before, as Artoria says "um aw i-I will tell you when you are older!" she gives Naruto a death glare, Naruto smirks and says "I have to agree with your mother Mordred. As you will learn when you're older." Mordred is very confused.

Back to the fight

Natsumi then has her blade at his balls and he is nervous "I would yield if I were you." Neji is sweating bullets as he thinks 'this crazy bitch!' he tries to move but she moves the blade closer "I have done this to me before don't test me."

Neji sweats more than says "alright alright I give up!" Natsumi smirks and says "This is payback from trying to take away my wife." Natsumi then sheaths her blade and heads back to where she came out to enter the arena and Neji just faints.

Natsumi laughs as she walks off, Raikou says "Winner Natsumi!" Everyone is not sure what to do with what happened. Hinata is blushing even worse.

The next fight is Kiba Inuzuka vs Tifa Lockhart

Kiba is the first to walk up to the ring as he is smiling and sees Tifa and he walks up to her and holds out his hand "Let's have a good fight Tifa."

Tifa smiles and shakes his hand and says "Yes let's." then they head back to their corners. Then Raikou says "Begin!" and both rush toward each other as their match begins.

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*Dealt is tied up and Blaze is trying to cut him free* D:...bye bye *falling down from a cliff*

*Blaze is holding Dealt's leg*

P: Not happening man.

D:...*leg slowly tearing off.*

*Dealt is caught by a tail* D:...anyway. What a way to start

P: Oh yeah indeed you know this will happen a lot

D:...yeah…so what now? Besides the whole, leave a review, follow, and guest reviews are no longer welcome?

P: That's easy I drop you *Blaze let go*

D: YAAAH-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOEY!

P: Well there goes the Goofy scream from Dealt. A classic.

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