Yōkoso (Welcome)! I changed my name if you haven't noticed, and I just thought this one described me way better! I hope you don't mind! And now it's time for the Naruto characters to be introduced!
God damn, it's cold in here. I opened my eyes and saw I wasn't in a sewer. I looked around and looked up. There was no hole leading to the above ground world. All I saw was an animated looking moon. Animated? WHAT THE HELL? I looked around; I was in an alley, but not the same one that I was at in the middle of the ghetto part of Los Angeles. "Dammit, my head feels like I got too drunk again." I said. But I knew I didn't get drunk, I had an extra-long shift at the bar. I couldn't help some really rich otakus wanted me to sing a bunch of anime theme songs. I looked around at the animated world. Since I knew I was knocked out from falling on my head in a sewer, I might as well explore my subconscious. I didn't get up; I just took a very close look at my surroundings. I even looked in the trash and found a glass beer bottle. Even my face was animated and it kind of looked like the Naruto art. My eyes got wide. "No way, MY INNER SUBCONCIOUS IS THE FREAKING NARUTO ANIME! SO COOL!" I said a little louder than I thought. I looked down and saw I still had my locket. I was wearing my "Bitch Please I'm an Otaku" shirt, Wal-Mart hoodie, sweat pants, and Nike flip flops. I just sat down; I decided to wait for me to wake up. But I was so curious. I got up and peaked out of the left corner, right corner, then the left again. I saw the Hokage's faces and I knew for sure that in my mind I was in Konaha.
I went back to my alley and went to the far back corner. I luckily had my hoodie and put it on. It was just so cold. There was a dumpster beside me and it really stunk. I pinched myself, and I slapped myself trying to get myself woken up. But it didn't work. I looked down and saw that I was super flat, like I was when I was like 14. "Damn anime mind taking my boobs away." I muttered. I searched my pockets and found my pocket knife and an apple. I put them both back in my hoodie pocket. I was slowly starting to fall asleep when I heard a…
"Hey! Catch that little brat!"
"I almost got the demon!"
Demon? My eyes got wide. I knew that people used to hurt Naruto when he was younger and on the streets, and he did have a demon inside of him. I saw silhouettes of two large men that had a young boy in his arms squirming and trying to get out of his grasp. I knew in my mind that Naruto would be alright, but I couldn't just sit there and watch. Damn, I knew that my mind was fucked up, but this is a whole other level. I thought. I quietly groaned and ran quickly to the man that took a kunai out of his pocket. He was about to slash Naruto when I flipped over the man that's back was facing me and kicked the first guy in the face. The guy was knocked out cold. "HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, KID?" the guy still holding Naruto said. "Kid? I'm a grown ass woman, BITCH!" I said. I was about to kick him when he held Naruto up as a shield. My foot stopped only a few inches from the wide eyed Naruto's face. I dropped down and tripped the man. I got on top of him and gave him one punch and he was out cold. Naruto was on the ground staring at me.
"You okay, kid?" I said. He nodded slowly. "Thank you, but who are you?" he asked. He looked at me suspiciously. "The name's Kitsumi Haruka. What's your name?" I asked. He didn't answer me, so I sighed. He looked like he was shivering. He only has a T-shirt, shorts, and some overly big shoes on. "Here, unnamed kid." I handed him my hoodie. He took it still eying me suspiciously. "Shouldn't you be going home?" I asked. "I can't. I have nowhere to go." He said. He must have gotten kicked out of that orphanage. "Me neither, kid. I was going to sleep in this alley, but I don't wanna be here when the two goons wake up. You're welcome to come with me, kid." I said.
He looked seriously tired. "Hey, get on my back. I'll find a place for us to sleep." I said. He climbed on; I guess he's pretty desperate. As I walked, I started thinking; maybe I'm not in my inner subconscious. Just maybe this is all real… Somehow I got to the Naruto-verse, for real! I saw he was still awake. "Hey, kid, you should know something." I said. He did a small 'hm.' "I don't hate you at all. You seem like I nice kid." I said with a small smile. His eyes started to tear up. He sobbed for a little while, and he finally stopped when he fell asleep I walked up a few blocks and found another alley. He was already peacefully sleeping on my back. I gently laid him down with his head on my lap. He looked like he was only about 7 or 8. When daylight came, I woke up and he was still asleep. I put his head gently on the ground and I quietly pushed the empty nearby dumpster to hide him.
Now it's time to go job hunting! I thought to myself.
Okay! I am now done with this chapter! Follow, Favorite, and Review if you liked! Yonde itadaki arigatōgozaimasu! (Thank you for reading)
P.S. I am looking for a photo that could easily be Kitsumi. If you're an artist on DevianArt and is willing to draw a picture of Kitsumi, I would appreciate it so much! And I know didn't exactly describe what she looked like, but that means you have the liberty of making her average looks! If you do it, please PM me a link to the picture. And any fan drawings I get, they will be on my profile! Arigatō! (Thank You)