Tails saves Sonic and Knuckles but really doesn't
Tails was reading a book about a magic magician boy from England when Sonic came in and screamed "HELP ME TAILS KNUCKLES IS IN SEVERE DANGER!"
Tails continued reading his far too interesting book however. "Sorry Sonic. I am reading now because this book is fantastic! Perhaps later when I am no longer busy," said Tails.
Sonic pleaded."Please Tails! I cannot figure out how to save him because I have become impaired physically due to my shoe laces being untied and not being able to grasp the concept of how to tie them as they once were!"
Tails looked down from his book for only a second to say "But don't your shoes have no laces?"
Then Sonic looked down at his shoes and saw they indeed were velcro strap ups. "Oh yes. My bad!"
Sonic ran intensely speedily up to where Knuckles was falling down into a large crevice. "I can surely jump down without harming myself," said Sonic.
Sonic was ready to jump but hands pushed him before he was ready all the way causing him to fall off course and into a sharp rock.
"YOU FUCK!" came the cry of Sonic as he lost consciousness from blood lost from the wound in his temple. The last thing he saw was Rouge the Bat looking down at him with an evil smile and giggling.
"Oops!" said Rouge meanly.
Then she went back to the house and sat with Tails and read his book with him. And then they wanted to be magicians and go to the wizard school so they stole all of Sonic and Knuckles money to pay for tickets to England but when they got there they could not find the magic door because they were muggles. So they just went to the local pub and got drunk instead and forgot about it.
The End