A Goat's Tale: Night at the Movies
By: M14Mouse
Summary: Goat is starting to develop his ninja like skills now…be afraid…be very afraid.
Disclaimer: Don't own them.
Casey was setting up things for movie night. It was Lil's choice. It was some cartoon type movie that she wanted to see. Lily and Fran were currently downstairs making Lily's pizza choice. God, he hoped that it was pineapple again. He turned around to get some soda and there was Goat. He wasn't sure on how Goat got here but there he was.
Wagging his little tail and staring at his popcorn.
Goat wasn't getting his popcorn.
"Theo, your goat is staring at my popcorn!" He shouted as he picked up his popcorn from the table.
Theo looked over the railing and stared at them.
"Goat, eat Casey's popcorn," Theo shouted down.
"HEY! Get away from my popcorn!"
Goat just wagged his tail.
"Stop giving me that look…gee…how did you get in here anyway?"
"Blah."
"That doesn't answer the question."
"He said that the door was open. So, he let himself in," Theo said as he walked down the stairs.
He blinked and turned to Theo.
"How in the world do you know that he is saying that?"
"Because I am the goat whisper," Theo said as Goat ran over. Theo smiled a little as he scratched behind Goat's ear.
He shook his head and took a seat on the sofa. Suddenly, Goat was back to staring at him.
"THEO!"
"What? Just give it to him."
"Aren't goats supposed to be on a balanced diet?"
Theo chuckled as he took a seat next to him.
"Goats can eat mostly anything because of the acid in their stomachs. As long as it is in moderation, Goat is good."
He snorted.
"And aren't goats supposed to be outdoors? They aren't house-trained."
Theo looked over at Goat.
"They aren't but Goat knows better."
"What? You told him too?"
"Of course. As you noticed…he listened to me."
He almost laughed at that point. Goat almost ate Theo's fans once. Theo yelled and Goat just gave him a funny look. He didn't really listen to him there.
"Not all of the time. What about your fans?"
"IT is the important stuff that matters. Goat is still learning."
"You are defending him."
Theo frowned at him as he leaned over and took the tv controller from the table.
"Goat is mine until I can find him a home."
"Have you found a home yet?"
"Not one that I liked. All of them are farms. They are more likely to kill him. I rather not have that happen. He is better suited for a family pet."
He stared at Theo as he flipped channels. Theo is never going to say that Goat is his. Not unless there is begging or killing…whatever came first.
"Why don't you say that Goat is yours? I mean you take care of him and everything."
"Hmm…Goat is eating your popcorn," Theo replied without moving his eyes from the screen.
His eyes darted to his popcorn bowl on the floor and Goat eating the kennels out of it.
"GOAT!"
"I should have warned you that Goat is practicing being a ninja too. Scary stuff."
He groaned.
He had to decide if he was going to kill the goat or Theo.
It was a toss up too.
End of Movie Night
Next Chapter: Random
A/N; Totally my bestie's idea for Goat show up during Movie Night. ^_^ Thank you guys for the wonderful reviews. And read and review if you wish.