Party at the Barnyard

One day on Farmer Buyer's farm which is a farm that is different from normal farms because it contains numerous talking animals that also walk on their hind legs but only in secret so the government doesn't find out, the animals were having a party.

"Hey Otis. Where do you want me to place the dip?" asked Abby the cow. Abby was a blond girl cow and she was sexy but also very crude and tomboyish. Otis did not mind and still had a large crush on her. He did not mind her abrasive southern accent.

"Right on the table over there Abby," said Otis. Otis looked like a cow but he was supposed to really be a steer who is a male but he had udders but nobody made fun of him for it. Even though it was weird. Otis pointed his hoof fingers to the table and then Abby walked over and put down the dip.

They were having their party with all vegetarian food products because it would be wrong for them to eat any of the meats all the humans enjoyed because of obvious reasons. Except Freddy the ferret because he secretly was meat eater due to being carnivorous but he had tried to be a vegetarian for many years.

"I have brought pies!" yelled Pig the pig as he waddled over with three pies and put them down on the table as well.

"Hey moron. Watch so that my cole slaw dish does not get knocked off the table. I spent three hours making it." grunted Bessy the brown cow as she walked past Otis and set down her dish. She was rude to Otis but Otis never minded it and they often pranked each other but it mostly back fired on Otis.

"Yeah yeah Bessy. Nothing will happen to your precious precious cole slaw," Otis said sarcastically.

"Otis. This is going to be a great party," said Pip the mouse who was perched on Otis's shoulder like he usually was.

"You said it Pipster," said Otis back. He looked around. He saw the other animals but one was missing. He knew who it was as he saw Peck the rooster come by with some cornbread muffins.

"Hi Otis. I brought my granny's secret recipe for delicious cornbread muffins!" said Peck as he came to the table.

"Hey Peck have you seen Freddy around? He's not with you," said Otis.

"Oh yes. Freddy said he was working on a really special dish to bring to our party and he is going to be a while. Don't worry, he'll be here shortly I'm sure," said Peck.

So everyone was okay and started to play some games and ring toss while they waited to eat. Hours later, Freddy came. He was holding a baking dish with a tin foil cover on it.

"Hi everyone! Sorry I was so late," said Freddy happily as he put the dish on the table.

"Hi Freddy! Good to see you finally came. What did you make?" asked Otis and tried to lift the cover of the dish.

Freddy whacked his hoof hand away playfully and wagged his finger.

"Na ah ah Otis! No peeking! My dish is a super special secret recipe from my great granny Fran and I want everybody to taste it first before I reveal what it is," said Freddy to everyone.

Otis laughed. "Okay Freddy! You win. The suspense has me. Let's all get to eating so we can find out what's the special about Freddy's gram's dish!"

Then everybody got ready and set up to eat. Everyone filled their plates with the foods everyone had brought to share and Freddy had his secret dish by himself and spooned it onto plates for everyone to have without seeing it. It didn't look that strange. It looked like a stew. Everyone had some. Everyone was enjoying it a lot, too.

"Boy howdy Freddy. This is the best thing I've ever eaten!" Abby said as she ate another spoonful.

"Yeah this is awesome Freddy! What is it? You got to tell us now," said Otis.

"Mmm, I'll say!" said Pig agreeing.

"Yes, what is the secret?" asked Peck.

Everyone else said yeah as well and was urging Freddy to tell.

Freddy smiled. "Well okay you guys! I'm glad this is such a big hit. Now I can tell you all. This is my grammy's special secret recipe for Carne Jambalaya!"

Everybody else looked around and looked fine with that but Pip. Pip looked confused. But he laughed nervously.

"Ha ha. That's funny Freddy. Is that some kinda funny joke name for your gram's Vegetarian Jambalaya?" he asked.

Freddy shook his head. "Nope. It's real."

Pip spit out his food. "What mang? You kidding me?"

"Whoa, what's the matter, Pip?" asked Otis seeing the shock and horror on Pip's face.

"Carne means meat!" yelled Pip as he clutched his tiny paws to his tiny head.

Otis looked shocked and horrified too just then and spit out his food and dropped his spoon. Everyone else around gasped and stopped eating the dish.

"What?" yelled Otis.

"You're kidding!" shouted Pig.

"Freddy! What the heck! You better be joking!" yelled Abby looking angrily at Freddy who was still smiling very largely.

"Nope! I'm not kidding!" exclaimed Freddy. "You all just ate meat and you liked it! Admit it! You were loving it until I told what it was!" Freddy continued to point his finger at them all in turn and then started giggling.

"Oh for the love of god!" yelled Bessy as she threw down her bowl. "What kind of meat was in there you damn fanged freak!"

Freddy could not stop laughing. "A little bit of EVERYTHING! My grammy never left anything out when it came to delicious meat. Beef, pork, lamb, horse, fish" he was counting on his fingers as he read them off in his head. He looked directly at Peck. "chicken!" Peck gulped.

"Freddy what the hell is wrong with you! That's just plain sick!" Otis yelled.

Abby grabbed her throat. "Oh Otis! Oh my god. We all just ate meat! We're all cannibals!" she wailed.

"Freddy! What the heck is wrong with you, you dumbass!" yelled Duke. He didn't stop eating the Jambalaya.

"DUKE! STOP EATING IT!" yelled Otis.

Duke looked embarrassed. "Oh yeah! Sorry. Damn, it's good though you gotta admit," he said as he licked the residue off the spoon.

"DUKE! NOT HELPING!" yelled Otis again.

"Um. Otis," said Pig looking sad. "Duke's kind of right here. It was really good."

"Pig!" yelled Abby and Bessy and Otis.

Suddenly everyone looked around at each other and also looked embarrassed.

"See? Admit it. You like the taste of meat! It's perfectly natural!" said Freddy as he jumped onto the table. "Eating meat is a natural instinct and nothing to be ashamed of! I tried for years to deny my true nature and always felt like some part of me was dying off and missing. But not anymore! I'm a meat eater god dammit! And I can show all of you the way to true happiness!" he yelled as he waved his spoon.

"Oh Freddy! Why?" mumbled Peck as he backed away looking horrified.

"You all now know the wonders of delicious meat! Even you guys who go around eating all your grass and leaves can too enjoy the fresh taste of healthy delectable proteins! Did you know that some farmers cut up other livestock and feed them to their own livestock? Well it's true! It's trueeee!" Freddy yelled as he danced around on the table.

"Well now that I'm officially a cannibal I guess I can go back to eating my food now!" muttered Abby and got her dish back.

"What? Have you all gone mad?" yelled Otis seeing half the animals were resuming their eating.

Pip looked at Otis nervously. "Well I dunno mang. This is some fucked up shit here. You deal with it." And then he hopped off of Otis's shoulder and ran away for his hole.

"WHAT?" Otis yelled feeling like he was going insane.

"Maybe we should just let this go and pretend it never happened Otis," said Duke.

"You all are retarded. See you later, morons," said Bessy as she stomped away.

"What it wasn't any of you guys! What does it matter?" said Freddy while laughing. "Enjoy it!"

"Oh hell. I don't even know anymore. I guess this will just be one of those things that happened that we never talk about," said Otis. He picked up his bowl and resumed eating like everyone else.

"I'm so glad you guys!" said Freddy happily.

"Hey, where's Peck?" asked Abby looking around.

Freddy smiled again nervously. "Oh well. I was going to finish up with dessert. My mom's chocolate stuffed chicken surprise."

He revealed a pot that had Peck tied up and gagged with an apple in his mouth surrounded by chocolate sauce.

"Oh Freddy!" everyone yelled while shaking their heads and laughing.

And Freddy turned up the oven way too high and Peck exploded into chicken nuggets.

THE END