Perry the Platypus

PercyJacksonTheAwesome,DodgersMutant, Goddess of Jasper, alleycat2834, Liltrin45..and Guest reviewer! I thank you all!

A/N: I'm doing the list in order...suggestions on how to make Clint a platypus are VERY, VERY WELCOME

1. Inject him with platypus genes

That night, in Stark tower, Hawkeye made a very horrible, life changing decision. He decided to NOT lock his door at night

Which made it much easier then Tony thought it would be, to sneak into his room, and inject him with a needle, full of platypus DNA he extracted from Bruce's pet platypus...which on second thought...why did Bruce have a platypus?

Tony shook his head from the thought as he slowly inserted the needle under Hawkeye's skin, and into his body. Clint murmured and for a second Tony thought he was going to wake up. But merely, Clint mumbled and his face relaxed, back to normal. He sighed in relief, as he pushed down the plunger and injected the platypus genes into him. As soon as the proper amount had been dispensed, Tony carefully took the needle out, packed his stuff up, patched Clint's skin up, and ran for his room.

Hawkeye, didn't hold the record for the world's best memory, which is why when he saw his bandaged arm, he simply thought he had received it from a quarrel with the guys. He smiled and stretched, when he noticed something interesting. His ankle, whenever he put pressure on it, leaked out some...liquid. It reminded him of the slime monster, how that happened. Clint simply thought he had another cut, which was leaking that gross liquid that's not blood, and walked downstairs. He had settled himself with a cup of coffee, and had heard other people coming downstairs. His eyes, widened in fear, and hid behind the counter. He didn't know why he needed to do that...he just felt as though it was instinct. He stayed behind there, as Natasha walked downstairs and settled herself with some tea. He wanted to talk to her, to talk to hid baby, but he couldn't. He didn't want to come out...

Later, when all the Avengers came downstairs, Clint had finally managed to battle that weird force that was making him act like this. As soon as breakfast was over, he stated "Can we go to the beach today?"

Everyone looked at him, as though he was Loki. Tony held back a laugh as he said "Why not? It's a free day, and I could use a break!"

Everyone agreed with Tony, Steve and Thor a little half-heartedly and half an hour later, they were packed in a limo on the way to the beach. Clint was so excited...he felt the need to...dive and dive and dive. But he needed to wait for the other Avengers. As soon as they fell(literally, fell, as they were so packed that when Steve opened the door, they all literally fell onto the sand) out of the car, Bruce let his platypus roam on the beach, smiling happily as it leaped its way towards the salty water. Surprisingly, to all the Avengers, Clint followed the platypus and when they finally suited up for the beach(except Clint, who decided his board shorts would be all he would wear for the day) Clint had dived in the water and spun in the water for at the very least, 120 times. Natasha giggled, she had never seen Clint enjoy himself so much. Bruce, however, was narrowing his eyes at Tony. Bruce had had his pet platypus for enough to know platypus behavior. As they were tanning on the beach(Natasha had joined Clint in the water, Thor had decided to try and make a sandcastle with Steve) Bruce leaned over to Tony and murmured "Tony...did you?"

Tony smirked in victory. "Look it up Brucie dear, it's not illegal, and we can have it extracted as soon as I catch it on tape" he said, holding up his phone as Clint dived underwater with Natasha, holding her hand.

That night, while Clint was sleeping, Bruce snuck into his room this time, and extracted the platypus DNA from Clint. He sighed, wiping his forehead as the last of the DNA was taken from Clint. He had brought his platypus with him, and when he had finally settled himself in bed, he realised, he left the platypus.

The next morning, Clint woke up to a pair of brown animal eyes staring at him. "BRUCE!" he screamed. He jumped out of bed and picked up the platypus. He walked towards Bruce at the breakfast table and screamed "What is this?!"

Tony smirked, and replied as he drank his coffee

"Obvious isn't it? We found Perry"

Platypus behavior is described as shy, and loves the water. So..that explains Clint? REVIEW PLEASEEE!