Perry the PlatypuS
Chapter 2!

A/N: Thank you to my reviewers! Dead-Knight-of-Darkness, Arrows the Wolf, Fairykind, PercyJacksonTheAwesome and Kai! And Kai, yes I will take that for suggestion! I have a reason now, thanks to my AWESOME cousins in the Phillipines, why Bruce would have a platypus! But I can't say...yet

Bruce rushed over and picked up the platypus, petting his head softly. "I'm sorry Clint! He might've wandered from his room! I'm sorry!"

Clint nodded. "It's fine, besides, he's kinda cute, aren't you little fella?" He said, while scratching the platypus' head. The platypus made a slight grrr'ing noise in content. Bruce smiled and began to walk to his lab, murmering to himself to put another lock on the platypus's door. As he walked downstairs, Tony sipped his coffee. He had gotten away with it, and Clint still hasn't found out. Yes! He mentally did a fist pump to the air. And smiled as Natasha entered the room, and looked creepily at Clint. Clint mistook this for a smile and kissed her cheek. She instantly relaxed and left, holding his hand, as they talked about some new spy gear SHIELD had given them.

Tony, checked left to right, to make sure nobody is coming, then whipped out a paper from his pocket. The list. He looked over the list and checked off the first one:

1. Inject him with platypus genes

2. Strap him down and make him watch an 8 hour marathon of Phineas and Ferb

3. Force him into a "Perry the Platypus" costume"

4. Pretend to be and see if he turns into Perry the Platypus

5. Get Fury to put on a mustache and pretend to be Major Monogram

Tony paused, scratching his head with his pen, before adding:

6. Make him wear a fedora

7. Feed him maggots, and whatever the hell platypie eat

A sudden voice pulled Tony out of his thoughts. It was Bruce. And he didn't look too happy."Hi there Brucie" he said, smirking.

"Tony. We need to talk. NOW" Bruce said, emphasising the "now" part. Tony shrugged and followed. Once they were in the living room, free of ear-shot of anybody, Bruce rounded on him

"What do you think you're doing?! Trying to turn him into a platypus!" he said, seething with anger. Bruce didn't think that it was fair, Clint didn't know about the risks and attempts. Tony shrugged

"Well, what do you suggest I do? Release a PSA about it?"

Bruce sighed. "No I just like it if you'd stop"

Tony smirked and began to walk away "No promises old Brucie"

Bruce yelled to the departing billionaire's back "I'm warning you Tony! If anything causes permanent damage-"

"Don't worry, I got his insurance plan prepared." Tony yelled back, then put on the fake smile he put on for the press "Only if he dies"

Clint was worried. Stark tower had been extremely quiet. No Nat, falling out of the vent;No Stark, flaunting his money; No Rogers, acting extremely awkward; No Thor, swinging his hammer, or Bruce with his weird platypus. Nothing. He was walking to the kitchen when he heard a sudden voice "Psst, Clint"

He looked up and saw Nat, his beautiful flame, in the vent, dangling a rope to him. He smiled and climbed up the rope. Had he climbed up a minute later, he would have been seen by a certain Tony Stark. She smiled to him and whispered "Clint...Tony is planning something"

"What is he planning? Something to get more ladies?" he asked. He chuckled to himself, what a lame joke. But judging by Natasha's look, she didn't seem amused

"No, something more serious. Follow me" she stated, and begun to crawl. He shrugged and followed her. Anything for her. As he crawled, the serious look on her face made him wonder, she only had that look when she was on an assassin mission...Clint smiled as he remembered, years ago, she had that exact look on her face when he saw her. The charmingly beautiful red headed woman...but Clint was pulled out of his thoughts. She looked down, to the room under the vent. She whispered "Stark is planning something"

"When isn't he planning something" retorted Hawkeye. He fell silent under her beautiful stone cold gaze. She cleared her throat "I can't go down there, but you can"

"Why me?" he asks. He knew she'd do better then him on this mission, but he wondered why she didn't want to do it herself.

"Please Clint? I have a headache today, and the fumes in the room makes my head spin. Please?" she asks. She gives him a quick peck on the cheek. He smiled and threw the rope down into the room. He'd do anything for her. As he slid down, he realised, Nat was right. It did make her head spin. And it was making his head spin as well. His feet fell on the cool tile floor, and suddenly, he received a blow to the head. His head spun. He turned to pepper-spray the attacker, but quickly his legs gave out

He wakes up, and the room is dark. He realised his arms are tied to the chair. This was no unfamiliar scene to Clint. He's been in scenes like this many times before. But, as he struggled with the extension cords, there was something creepy. He realised this, as the TV in front of him turned on. He gasped. Oh no. Not this! He struggled even harder as the Phineas and Ferb theme song played. He struggled for 8 hours straight. As soon as the 8 hours were up, he passed out from constant struggling and he fell, the growling of Perry the Platypus in his ears

As Tony heard Clint pass out in the lab, he smiled. Two ideas down, 6 more to go

I'm sorry for the sucky chapter! Please don't kill me! But I do appreciate reviews. And school is starting for me soon...Ugh