"who's gonna go first..?" Konohamaru asks in a low whisper as the three watch Sasuke walk through his home and move along the house to peer through the windows until they reach the bedroom and the three male ninja suddenly take in a nude Sakura, stretching with her arms up over her head as she stands with a grin as the Uchiha walks into the room.
"w-whoa..! ch-chief…uh…" The youngest brunette starts before becoming silent, staring on in youthful, innocent awe.
Blinking and turning, Naruto suddenly gawks, his jaw dropping open and his eyes widening into blazing orbs. "…oh my god…!" He hisses. Wow, she's so open… heheh… even if I do have a girlfriend, it's still nice and I'll never get a chance like this again.
Following the other two, Daisuke turns though with more scrutinous eyes as he appraises her. "…hrm… not bad… but a little straight."
Frowning softly, Naruto just sighs and grumbles. "…you're just saying that because of ino…"
Turning slowly to just stare at the blonde, Daisuke squints before he scoffs. "…uh… okay…" I've seen quite a few nicer bodies. Haruka, Senka, Rinsu…
"hrm… actually, chief; she does kinda have the same figure…moegi has…" Konohamaru utters, sniffling a drip of red up his nose before pinching off his nostrils. "still…"
Moegi? Hm.. So he must be on her team also… Daisuke surmises before looking back and then muttering. "…well… just so you guys know… this is fine… but if it comes down to it, I do not want to watch the two of them have sex…" He points out while Konohamaru just chuckles darkly, and Naruto twitches.
Watch Sasuke have sex with Sakura…? The vision and vague images start to run through his head and he slowly starts to frown. "…yeah. That's where I draw the line, too…"
"Come on, Chief… Haven't you always wanted to do Sakura-san? If they did it now, it could be the closest you'd ever get..!" Konohamaru points out as Sakura begins speaking to the Uchiha with a bright smile on her face, leaning over until she leans against him, making the male grin slightly, a gentle flush coming over the apples of his cheeks.
Watching her a moment, Naruto's gaze turns somber before he just sighs deeply and then puts on a small smile.
"…but then we'd have to wait until they got done to confront him." Daisuke points out with a shrug. Besides, I had to hear it the other day… that's enough for me, thanks…
"…this'd be more interesting… besides, it's like a life dream being partially fulfilled for him." Konohamaru points out with a nod as Sakura begins nuzzling her nose against the black haired male's cheek before biting his neck gently.
Looking at Naruto, then at the other two, Daisuke just turns silent. Yeah sure. More like a horrible tease… eh, he doesn't really know anything about this yet…
Meanwhile, Naruto just continues to remain quiet. They really are… happy together… Why do I…? I shouldn't feel so heavy if I'm happy, too, right?
"…amazing…" Konohamaru's whisper echoes into the blonde's mind, making him look up and see Sakura bend down, pushing aside Sasuke's robes to expose his hardon growing within his boxers. It quickly meets with her mouth as she begins suckling him through his underwear.
Rubbing his forehead, Daisuke sighs with a soft grimace. Aiya… I guess it's only so bad because Sasuke and I are related.. It feels… awkward…
S-Sakura is… His eyes widening again, Naruto quickly bites his thumb to the point of tasting blood as it starts to also leak from his nostrils.
After awhile, the taller male helps her stand, her mouth dripping with a stream of white before he kisses her neck. When this prompts her to turn her head aside, she opens her eyes lazily before they grow wide in the young men's direction and her face turns gruesomely. "N-NA~RU~TO~~!"
O-oh… shit… Naruto's eyes turn wide as his face turns blue. Then, when Konohamaru suddenly takes off, he frowns. That little…!
I knew this wasn't a good idea… Daisuke frowns before carefully backing up.
Blinking and lifting his head, Sasuke seems confused. "Excuse me?"
All but hiding behind the Uchiha, she stutters out, her eyes wide, white and round as she points toward the window. "N-N-N-NA~RU~TO~….!"
Blinking again, Sasuke's eyes then turn dangerous while gripping his clothing over his crotch. "You mean he's here?" Then turning in the direction of her finger he suddenly barks out. "What the HELL are you doing!"
"uh…see…We just got here, and we were coming for Sasuke! And…we were…struck…by the…n-…nudity…" Naruto tries to explain in half-truth, raising up his hands defensively.
"Struck? Struck how? I'll strike you into the next village if you don't leave quick!" Sasuke threatens.
"..uh… But we're here for a reason!" Naruto points out, making Sasuke just scoff.
"I'm sure it can wait… You could have just come to the front door. Now go!" The black haired young man states curtly.
"We might as well hear him out, Sasu-kun.." Sakura offers, already pulling a pair of shorts onto her normal red t-shirt wearing form, a strong blush across her face. "We haven't seen him much lately anyway. He's been so into his new girlfriend."
Blinking a bit, Naruto rubs the back of his head. "Well… you guys've been really into each other…"
"I also have a dying brother in the hospital and… a few other people I'm helping to take care of." Sasuke points out while he sighs, still seeming frustrated. Then he just shakes his head. "Fine, what's this about, Naruto?"
Crap, we didn't plan for anything like this…! "Uh… well… y'see…" The blonde starts, beginning to sweat a little.
…Naruto's having problems… it doesn't seem like they noticed me yet, either, despite him saying that there's more than just him there… Ugh… I'm gonna have to expose myself, huh…? Oh well… Standing a bit more obviously, Daisuke offers carefully. "There's a technique we needed someone strong to try on… you're the best candidate we could think of, Sasuke."
Blinking a few times, Sasuke furrows his brows. "Daisuke? You're here too?" Come to think of it, Naruto did say 'we' didn't he? I wasn't really paying attention, but… "…And you'll leave after that?"
"We'll at least go around to the front." Daisuke offers with a shrug.
"Alright.." Sasuke nods before turning to fix his clothing properly. "I'll be out shortly." He then turns to give Sakura a somewhat apologetic look.
"Oh, that moment's killed now anyway." She answers with a sigh, waving a hand.
Frowning now and sagging, Sasuke squints. Damnit… I'm taking this out on the two of them, then… "Hrm…" He turns to leave the room and before long, joins Daisuke in the yard. Sasuke blinks and looks around carefully, his hands slipped into his pockets. Is Naruto hiding somewhere…?
"Looking for Naruto?" Daisuke guesses with a smirk. "Don't take it too seriously. He's not springing a trap or anything; he had to go find our.. Student, so to speak."
"Student? Then I'm not up against either of you?" The Uchiha asks while furrowing his brows.
"No. But it shouldn't take him long…"
"Right! We're back!" Naruto exclaims then, holding Konohamaru by the shirt collar. He releases the brunette and nods.
"Konohamaru?" Sasuke raises his brows before turning to the young genin, and removing his hands from his pants. "Alright.. Come on, Kid… give me your best shot."
"Use the one I gave you first." Daisuke states quickly, cupping his hand to his mouth.
Nodding in allowance, Naruto crosses his arms. "Go for it. I really wanna see what Daisuke thinks'll make Sasuke bleed."
Blinking between the three, Sasuke narrows his eyes but smirks. "Pulling no punches, eh? Alright…"
Seeming a bit nervous as he stares over Sasuke's shoulders at the lingering Sakura, the youngest brunette then swallows before nodding; cupping his hands together into the familiar handsign. A puff of smoke envelopes him before Senka and Sakura peek their heads from within it, smiling at him brightly. Sakura offers out her arms to him and Senka squints her eyes seductively as the smoke fades, leaving the two women completely nude. Senka with her large D cup breasts with large, shapely hips, whereas Sakura has her own large A cups with smaller, though well rounded hips. Sakura has bright pink, pert nipples, whereas Senka's are a pale tan; just darker than her skin.
His eyes widening, Sasuke blinks and twitches. This… trick…? But… Suddenly his forgotten erection springs back up and he swallows. Damnit… because I got interrupted, I… He stares harshly at the two naked forms before him, trembling as Naruto and Daisuke stare in wait.
"…come on…." Daisuke mutters.
"…there's no way it's gonna…" Naruto starts before blinking as Sasuke twitches several times and then drops into a seated position, a few drops of blood hitting his pants from his nose.
"I…. I…. oh…. God…"
His jaw dropping, Naruto stares. "There's no way!"
"Sou Daioh!" Daisuke shouts and punches a fist before suddenly turning to Naruto with a grin. "Now, Naruto, it's your turn!"
"What? My… but he's…" The blonde jabs a finger at Sasuke as Konohamaru returns to his original form.
"Oh not that. This!" Daisuke grins before marking the same handsign with his own fingers and disappearing into a cloud.
His eyes widening again, Naruto swallows. Sharingan… when did he?
When the smoke clears, a nude Mitsuki bends her head back as a duplicate of Rinsu nibbles her neck making her moan cutely. Their nipples rub against each other and their cheeks both blush deeply. Mitsuki's violet eyes turn to Naruto imploringly while Rinsu's seem devious and sexy, making the pony-tailed ravenhead whimper again.
Calling out loudly, his hands clapping to his temples, Naruto's nose begins to gush while seeming all but thrown back in surprise. "T-too much… ah…!
"Chief! …Wow, you won on both counts, Daisuke!" Konohamaru all but croons, his eyes wide. "How did you do that?"
Returning to normal shortly after, Daisuke blinks and then scratches his head softly. "Uh… well, I wasn't exactly sure it would work… I guess I got lucky… heheh…."
"You're really into the Hokage, huh, Chief?" The youngest ninja asks Naruto, bending over to look at the blonde before flinching at the feeling of pure anger seething at his back.
"…baka…baka…BA~KA~~!" Sakura's voice screams from at his back, making Konohamaru jump and turn quickly before she calms slightly and sighs, turning to Sasuke with a sad frown.
Hrm… good. If she'd tried punching Konohamaru just then, I'da grabbed her hand so quick…. Daisuke thinks to himself with a slight frown as Sasuke stands with a sheepish look.
"I'm fine, Sakura…" Though when she continues to stare at him a moment, and then turns to walk back into the house, Sasuke blinks in confusion before Daisuke suddenly crows, putting his hands to his mouth.
"Ooohhh Wow! Seriously! Haha!"
Blinking back at Daisuke, Sasuke frowns. "…What the hell?"
Naruto still sits, out of his trance-like state, but still deeply pondering the vision he just saw potrayed by Daisuke while the brunette shakes his head.
"It's not that she was worried about you. She's not stupid; if a technique like that seriously…." He pauses for a moment as if searching for the right word before shrugging and offering simply. "Infirmed; for the lack of a better word. If it seriously infirmed you somehow, I think we'd all start second guessing just how much of a genius ninja you are."
"It wouldn't normally except… for that interruption earlier." Sasuke states with a cold look.
Shrugging again, Daisuke points out. "Sure. Maybe. But that's for Sakura, not me. I don't really care why it defeated you just now. Point is, a bustier more hippy version of her, and a girl with the body of a young Tsunade just floored you. Now she feels inadequate."
Frowning deeper, Sasuke closes the distance between himself and Daisuke quickly, gripping him by the shirt. "You're the ones that started this! Sakura already has low self-esteem anyway and then you put that on her!"
Gritting his teeth and narrowing his eyes back at Sasuke, Daisuke states back a bit more heatedly. "That's not my fault! 'Women have to be strong if they want to survive'. At least that's what she tells Ino."
Twitching once, Sasuke's eyes narrow further before reeling back to punch Daisuke in the stomach, causing the brunette to suddenly double over before he turns to walk away. "Don't get us involved in their rivalry."
Holding his stomach and panting, Daisuke trembles angrily before narrowing his eyes at Sasuke, now a red color. "You think that's what this is about! This was a harmless prank! Supposed to be! It's not my fucking fault you didn't like what I had to say you emotionless prick!" Righting himself Daisuke rushes Sasuke's back, reaching up to grab him by the hair, though only to watch as the more experienced sharingan user phases behind him and kicks his legs out.
While Daisuke falls forward, Sasuke stares down at him. Konohamaru starts to shake Naruto vigorously, trying to turn his attention to the fight already ensuing. The raven haired shinobi only scoffs. "If you want to think I'm emotionless then fine. At least mine don't get in the way when I fight for real."
"Huh? What…?" Naruto blinks as he turns to Konohamaru. "What is it?"
"PAY ATTENTION, CHIEF!" Konohamaru calls out excitedly, pointing at the two Uchiha's with a deep frown. "Sasuke's gone mad with rival jealousy…or somethin'!"
Glancing out the corner of his eye at Konohamaru, Sasuke just scoffs as Daisuke chuckles darkly.
"This is you fighting for real…? Sasuke, I haven't started fighting you yet! And I'm not going to! I have nothing to prove to you." Daisuke sneers while picking himself up, turning his head to the side and spitting a small amount of blood onto the ground. "You know why I think Sakura has such low self-esteem? The same reason you're so hard on everybody! You're both a couple of stubborn perfectionist control-freaks! No one needs to be as good as you, and you don't need to be better than everyone. You can take that with you while you try and pin this whole thing on me to her." the still red-eyed chuunin barks.
He turns to step around Sasuke, turning his shoulder before pointing out with an amount of his own arrogance. "I wasn't going to let you just walk away from me, but now I get that victory." This said he rejoins the other two and takes a deep breath, closing his eyes and rubbing them slightly. Shit… Kiyoko's bad habit is rubbing off on me… "Sorry about that… I guess I lost my temper for a minute…"
"Uh… sure… Wow… Now I can kinda tell." Naruto offers knowingly while turning to look at where Sasuke still stares darkly at the three of them and then turns to walk back into the house.
"…you think he's mad at you, too, Chief…?" Konohamaru asks as Sasuke stops, seeing Sakura standing just within the door way, still frowning hurtfully as she stares at the scene sadly.
"I don't know…" Naruto mutters with a confused frown as Sasuke stops near the door where Sakura is waiting and asks.
"That's not true is it?" His tone edges on imploring. "What Daisuke said… It really isn't the case."
"…you really think I'm just…this weak little thing, don't you..?" She asks, frowning a bit more as she stares at him, narrowing her eyes against the slight shimmer that threatens them.
"Of course not… just… well its obvious you didn't appreciate it." I knew he was wrong! Sasuke confirms in himself.
"…I'm not that self-conscious…and I don't have low self-esteem! I…have no reason to!" She snaps at him, though she flinches slightly at her own words before gritting her teeth. "..I've tried so long…to show you and Naruto that…I'm not useless!"
"I don't think you're useless." Sasuke points out with a soft frown. "That's what I was trying to tell him."
"You're the one who said I had low self-esteem!" She snaps again, throwing out an arm. "I was right here! I heard everything!"
Blinking suddenly, his jaw slackening slightly, Sasuke then turns thoughtful. Wait… I… Playing the events over in his head he blinks slowly again and then frowns, tightening his jaw back and looking off sheepishly. I did say that, didn't I…? …Damnit… "I… uh… I just still have a lot of …catching up to do…" He excuses softly. "I… am sorry…"
"Wh-What the hell does that have to do with anything!" Sakura calls before flinching back, then turning to Naruto with painful eyes. "…do…you feel the same way…? …I know when I was younger, I was…pretty pathetic, but…I'd hoped…" She utters, casting her eyes down and aside sadly.
Aw man, why is it always me that's gotta fix everything for these two…? Naruto then shakes his head before offering. "Of course not. C'mon, you're strong, a great medic… and from what Daisuke says you're good with kids. You're teaching at the academy… all that stuff."
What the hell is this? I apologized. So I made a mistake. Why does it have to escalate any further? Sasuke furrows his brows, frowning softly.
Smiling at the blonde sadly, Sakura nods a bit before turning to Sasuke with a disappointed sigh. "…I'm gonna…go hang out with Naruto for a bit…"
Daisuke raises his brows but says nothing as he gazes over the situation and then looks off while Naruto looks back and forth between the two a moment, seeming somewhat cornered as Sasuke just stares and then frowns slowly and turns without a word to walk back into the house.
"…You don't have anything to say..!" The pink haired girl calls as more of a statement of observance than a question, frowning as she watches him walk away. "..Don't you even care?"
Stopping just inside the doorway, Sasuke keeps his hand on the wall and turns over his shoulder. "Of course I care. That's why I apologized. If that's not good enough then I don't know what you expect." He states back. "If you want time to cool off then fine… I'm not going to stop you."
Ugh… he's got a lot to learn… Daisuke flinches while rubbing the back of his head.
Flinching heavily and gritting her teeth as tears bud in her eyes, Sakura suddenly calls out. "F-Fine..! F-…F-Fuck you…Sasuke..! Naruto, I'll…meet you guys at Ichiraku's…" Before she turns and starts to run down the main walkway from the Uchiha manor.
The other three males just stare in surprise as Daisuke watches the situation knowingly, then shakes his head and turns to walk away. "Never expected it to end this badly…"
"…I've never seen Sakura so pissed and not hit somebody… You're either really lucky, or completely screwed, Sasuke…" Naruto points out still seeming in shock.
Leaning in to whisper, Konohamaru offers. "…c'mon, chief… this could be your big chance…! We shouldn't keep sakura waiting…!" He then turns to catch up with Daisuke leaving the last two to stare at each other as Sasuke's look finally turns from shocked to thoughtful before he sighs.
I feel so out of touch… and it looks like the fantasy is already starting to fade… How are we supposed to get married if…?
"Sasuke…" Naruto starts before another voice speaks.
"That was… rough. Certainly not what I was expecting to see…"
The younger two shinobi turn up to see the gaze of Kakashi staring back at them.
"Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto observes.
"What are you here for?" Sasuke asks in a straight-forward manner.
"Well, seeing as Sakura, Sai, Naruto and Yamato are being called to a field mission, I was going to ask Sasuke if he'd like to join me in some of the things I've got to do… That could still be a good idea." Offering a slight smile he puts up a finger. "I even got you a babysitter. Rin is inside with Kiyoko right now."
"Oh, they've got another mini-mission to handle first, remember, Kakashi?" Rin offers as she emerges from the house with a smile. "I wonder what all this is about… Mini-missions, 'important' missions… Looks like they've got you guys really busy with something, Naruto." She offers the last with a smile.
"Uh… yeah…" The blonde offers cordially but only with vague familiarity as he looks to the woman he has only seen a few times but never spoken to in person. "What kind of mini-missions?"
"Some kind of training thing for Team Thirteen." Rin offers, looking to the white haired man questioningly.
"Yeah. Naruto, you remember the chakra paper I showed you… Gai will be administering the test, and all the available teams are to be present. I don't really know if they'll make everyone take it but…"
"Then we should get going?" Sasuke offers but Kakashi gives a small frown.
"You're still not listed in the group since your return. I don't figure you're required to go. Besides, you and I already did that test and it's still in your record."
"Then we might as well get started on the mission." Sasuke offers but Kakashi turns thoughtful.
"Actually, it might be good if you did go, since Sakura will be there." The older man implies.
Frowning a bit, Sasuke then looks off. "She already said she doesn't want to be around me right now."
Sighing in exasperation, Kakashi waves a hand. "And how long are you going to let that go on? Don't force her or anything, but you shouldn't have let her just walk away. If you're going to have a relationship with a strong woman like Sakura, you're going to have to swallow your pride once in a while."
"Hrm… Uchiha pride is a big pill to swallow…" Naruto points out.
Turning to stare at Naruto indignantly, Sasuke then just turns off again and sighs. "Alright… either way…"
Nodding and then grinning, Kakashi offers. "After that we can go on a mission together, Sasuke. Anyway, get a move on. We'll be fine here."