Perry the Platypus chapter 5!
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Tony, reliving the day's event, sat at his desk quietly, leaning back and posting the famous Stark smile that the world had seen many times. He pulled out the list and checked off the first three:
1. Inject him with platypus genes
2. Strap him down and make him watch 8 hours of Phineas and Ferb
3. Force him into a Perry the Platypus
4. Pretend to be Dr. Doofenshmirtz and see if he acts like Perry the Platypus
5. Get Fury to put on a mustache and pretend to be Major Monogram
6. Make him wear a fedora
7. Feed him maggots and whatever the hell platypie eat
Tony scratched his head, and as about to write another one when Pepper walked in. "Hey Tony, how was Comic C-?
She stopped talking and looked at the paper on Tony's desk. She raised an eyebrow as if to ask, but before she could, Tony said "Ask and you'll out of here faster than you can say "Avenger"
She looked as though she wouldn't mind being fired, but instead turned on her heel and walked away, her heel scuffing the wooden polished floor of Tony's floor. He sighed in relief. If Pepper had found out what he was doing, she would've set a 24/7 guard on him. As if JARVIS wasn't doing his job
He got up, and decided to take the night off, slack off until tomorrow morning, and he departed into his room, leaving his desk unguarded. He had left the door open to his office, so when he woke up, JARVIS telling him his papers had been...rewritten, he dressed at top speed and ran to the desk. Finding there, in a different handwriting and in a different pen color, two more suggestions:
8. Create a virtual greenroom and make the Avengers pretend to be the characters on the show and see if he adapts to it
9. Push Clint into the platypie exhibit and see if he adapts to their ways
Tony picked up his paper, and shook his head. Course someone found out! He left his door open! Well, he couldn't say he was sorry he was. These were some pretty good suggestions. He wouldn't have thought of it himself.
It had been two weeks since the Comic Con business, and Clint's suspicion of Tony's intentions had died down. So that's when Tony decided it was time to execute option 4. He was going to need his makeup team, a voice modifier, and a wig. And a contractor to make his...lair. He decided he would build it on Stark Tower, just disguise it as a Purple and green building.
Clint ran at top speed, and dodging the buildings that came his way. Nick had sent him on this mission, a simple mission at first, but now he was dead serious at it. The mission had seemed to be a joke, until Nick mentioned the enemy had overpowered Natasha. Now things were getting serious. Clint made his way to the suspected building, a purple and green building. He used his bow and arrow, the shaft of the arrow instead was a grappling hook and the arrow flew up and hooked onto the banister of the window. Climbing up, nothing was going to stop him from reaching Natasha. He climbed up and into the window, into a dark room. He unattached the arrow and loaded a sharp arrow. Just as he was about to call out a warning, he felt something hit his head, and fell
He woke up, with a searing pain in the back of the head. His vision as slightly woozy but he could still hear crystal clear, and he heard the European accent, that said "Perry the Platypus, how...unusual it is to see you"
Clint shook his head, and saw, vaguely, a hunchbacked man with scarecrow hair. He tried to focus and yell a threat, but all he could say what "Where is Natasha?!"
"I'M OVER HERE!" Natasha yelled from the sidelines, not believing Stark had made her do this. The only reason she was is because Tony had seen her and Clint...erm...Well, alone in a room, lets say, for you younger audiences
"NAT!" he yelled, and he glared at the figure, as his vision became clearer...and he saw Nat was perfectly fine, and realised...It was Tony!
"STARK! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?" he yelled, rattling the bars of the cage. He begins moving for his bow and arrow, and loads it. "You know Stark, for a smart-ass, you really are stupid"
Tony tried to hide the sweat creeping down his back, as he knew Clint could easily murder him. He looked to Natasha for help, but instead, he heard "Better run now Stark"
"Right. Running" he said, and began to sprint for the door. He reached it, but not before getting an arrow to the knee.
Natasha rolled her eyes as Tony groaned on the floor in pain and walked over and unlocked the cage. Clint hugged her tightly, and laughed "Let me guess. Stark blackmailed you?"
"Yea" she said, smiling and kissed him, as Tony passed out
THERE WE GO. DONE!