The Best Fanfiction Ever!
Oh my God. Naruto is so sexy, and he's touchin' Sasuke's butt and then Sakura walked in and was all like, "Hey Naruto, why you and Sasuke not training for your ninjitsus because Kakashi wants you to become strong and fight Goku from Dragon Ball Z." And then Naruto was like, "No, get out Sakura, you're makin' me nervous and I can't get it up so me and Sasuke can hot yaoi together. Get the fuck out, hoebag!"
And then Sakura said, "But no Naruto, Sasuke is a demon and he's tricking you to sex with him."
But then Naruto said, "NO SAKURA, YOU'RE THE DEMONS!"
And then Sakura was a demon.
Author's Note: I didn't come up with this originally, a friend did but it was written far worse.