Perry the Platypus, chapter 6!

Hey Guys! Sorry for not updating for a long time. I'm sorry, sorry sorry! Thank you to the reviewers again!

Arrows the Wolf: Mine too
PercyJacksontheAwesome: I don't want to say...a little...too...erm...never mind *hides*
Bobthepegasus: Me too! Hey, maybe Betty can be Vanessa! But Vanessa isn't married...O_o
TT: I like it when it backfires.
Kai the Brony: Hehehe...don't forget to mention me as the one who made it!

Way #6: Make him wear a fedora

Tony was still red, two days after he had to pick up Fury's drawers. God, was this a bad idea. He knew he shouldn't have made him do that. Especially since now, every avenger, including Clint, had photos/ sound clips/ videos of the moment. Which is now circulating the web...and someone had decided to make a new meme to add to the previous one, and it had a picture of him holding Fury's drawers proudly, and captioned like

"End up like me and you deliver drawers"
"What happens when you try to be like me? You end up delivering and picking up Fury's underwear"
"I love Fury so much, I pick up his underwear to hoarde!"

Now, the media CONSTANTLY monitored Stark tower for possible evidence that Tony Stark, was indeed, gay. Now, Tony was very embarrassed and pissed. He was pissed the videos of him, the two recent incidents, now have beat Gangam style on Youtube, not even added together. And that the media were now badgering SHIELD too, meaning MAJOR trouble for Fury. And Tony would be like a snowman in the middle of July: Screwed

He spent his weeks hiding, and adding new ways to the list, his anger at the media and the other avengers, fuel to keep his mind going, to find more ways to turn Hawkeye to a platypus. Now, there was at least 12

1. Inject him with platypus genes (checked)

2. Strap him down and make him watch 8 hours of Phineas and Ferb (checked)

3. Force him into a Perry the Platypus costume (checked)

4. Pretend to be and see if he turns into Agent P(checked)

5. Get Fury to pretend to be Major Monogram(checked)

6. Make him wear a fedora

7. Make him eat flies or larvae or whatever the hell platypie eat

8. Push him into a platypus exhibit and see if he adapts to their ways

9. Create an alternate reality where everyone is in Phineas and Ferb universe

10. Build a device that makes him talk platypus language, not English

11. Follow him around with the Agent P theme song

12. Build the Platypusinator

Now, he would try to accomplish way number six: the fedora. Which he had an extremely elaborate plot to do

It was Wednesday night, and Clint walked into the bar, embarrassed as hell as he and the avengers walked in, holding instruments. That's right. Instruments. It was all Tony's fault. He had apparently, told the media they were now a superhero group/ JAZZ BAND. That's right. A JAZZ BAND. And they were to play at Tony's favorite bar. Clint held the alto saxophone close to his chest, trying to hold it together. The other avengers followed: Bruce, struggling to carry an trombone; Steve, a guitar; Thor, with an Baritone saxophone, only because he was the only one able to carry it; Tony, with a tenor saxophone, and Natasha, with a mic. He looked to her, smiling, but she returned the smile, as she set up on stage. They had employed Maria to play drums, as she had been a drummer for a band as a teen. Natasha tapped the mic, and Tony leaned over to Clint, and whispered "Hey, forgot something" and plunked a fedora on his head. Clint groaned into his saxophone, as Natasha started to sing "Alright, Okay, you win" and they played the instrumental. He had to play particularly loud, and together, the Avengers were actually a pretty decent band. They rocked the bar and left, with too many fangirls who were drunk. Unfortunately, Tony had stayed behind with Bruce, who to the papers the next day, hulked out, due to the girls trying to touch his trombone

There we go! I actually play bari sax, and we are playing "Alright, Okay you win" and it is AMAZING! REVIEWS PLEASE!