In A Killers Arms
a naruto fanfic
yoko hyuga o.c. X itachi uchiha
itachi: yoko dose not own any of the naruto charicters. If she did she would not be here. she dose however own yoko, kiyoshi, doku, and kai… her friend demitra owns lana tahnkx demitra for letting her use you charicter for this without lana she would have never been able to do any of this! ^_^
chapter 6. arms of a homocidal maniac!
They stayed like that holding eachother through the night.
Kisame passed by the open door of their newest akatsuki memmber and smerked at the sight. Itachi was asleep his head resting near the girls shoulder, wile the girl snuggled closely to his neck also asleep.
'maybe itachi isnt such a cold assed bastard after all' kisame thought before promtly walking through the door and fliping the bed.
"huh! Wha-" yoko spluttered. "what the hell you fucking fish faced idoit!"
Itachi held the enraged hyuga back as she was currently trying to eather strangle or flay kisame.
Said swordsman backed away a good distance.
"your going on a mission with hidan and kakuzu." Kisame said. "albino's going with you."
Kisame smirked as yoko struggled harded against itachis strong arms trying to get to the shark man.
"okay billy the big mouthed bass, your going on my wall!" yoko yelled. "itachi kun let me go. I wanna kill the over grown goldfish!"
Yoko pouted crossing her arms.
"no killing other members yoko hime." Itachi statted calmly.
"awe." Yoko sighed pouting even more.
"your going as back-up to capture the nibi no bakeneko." Kisame said. "you leave in three muinutes."
Kisame walked away muttering something along the lines of "I hate being mandara's lacky" under his breathe.
"shall we?" itachi asked.
"hai you go ahead and pack meet me back here in one muinte … a hawk just arrived at my window from lana chan and neji nii san." Yoko said.
Itachi left in a puff on smoke, as yoko walked over to the small window and takes the scroll from the messenger hawk, then packs her things.
Itachi apeirs beside her as she was packing the last of her medicanal herbs into her medic kit.
"ready to listen to what they have to say weasle kun?"
"hai" itachi said.
Yoko throws the scroll into the small fire pit in the center of her room, a small blue figure of neji apeired fallowed by a simmarly small lime green figure of lana.
"hello yoko anniki!" lana said.
"we have some bad news yoko nee chan, itachi san." Neji said
"what is it nii san?" yoko asked
"danzo has-" lana started her normal cheery voice serious now. "danzo has pinned your teamates murder on you yoko chan."
"he said you mangled the so badly they were nearly unreconizable." Neji statted.
Shikaku hissed angerly.
"uh, he makes me sick!" yoko shouted. "that rat faced, no good, shitty excuse for a hokage!"
"yoko…" lana wispered low enough for them to hear. "he has stationed a man hunt for you."
"kai's mother tsubaki knows you would never harm anyone who didn't attack you first, so dose kiyoshi's mother tsume." Neji said. "thir're doing everything they can do to slow them down… both the tsurugi and the nekomisu working together…"
"yoko… you united the two most fudeing clans in all of konoha…" lana said "they beleave in you yoko."
"just be carful." Neji said. "the nekomisu and tsurugi will help in any way they can … so will we."
"take good care of yoko chan anniki!" lana said winking knowingly at her brother.
"bye for now!" they said together.
"bye nii san, lana chan…" yoko wispered as the holografic chakara image's fizzled out.
"what the fuck was that?" a voice yelled from the corrador outside.
A hiss was heared
"crazy shit faced cat!"
"shikaku!" yoko yelled dashing into the corrador sword at the ready. Without a momments hesitation she beheaded the man harassing her ninja cat.
"what the fuck was that for you crazy bitch?"
"hidan…" itachi statted pointing at the head. "and kakuzu."
He pointed to the masked man standing in the shadows.
"over here you stupid dumb assed body!" hidan cursed. "ow!"
Shikaku was now batting hidan's head with her paws then dashing behind itachi just to repeat the process.
Yoko burst out laughing falling to the floor rolling around clutching her stomice. Even itachi cracked a smile.
"im gonna sacrifice you to jashin when I get my head back!" hidan yelled. "fucking shitty asses slut!"
Yoko just kept laughing.
Dark goth: well just a little comic releaf for that chapie!
Itachi: way to go shikaku!
Shikaku: niiya! (I know right?)
Dark goth: well read and review please? And to all my reveiwers free akatsuki cookies and itachi hugs!
Itachi: I never agreed to that! *smack* ow okay geeze dark your mean *pout*
Dark goth: I know but you love me! Anyway r and r oh and sorry for the long wait! ^_^