Summary: Danny Phantom tries to battle Vlad Plasmius who returned from outer space. And some Jedi show up.

Danny Phantoms versus the Phantom Menace

Chapter 1: Danny becomes a zombie goast

"I'm going ghost!" screamed Danny as he jumped into the air and was going to fight Vlad Masters as Plasmius because Vlad was back from outer space thanks to a mysterious portal that somehow appeared over Amityville.

"Not this time Daniel! You're not going to wreck my nefarious schemes again this time!"

Vlad made a super burst of red energy come out his hands and try to hit Danny as he shot at him in the air with his body. Danny got hit by the energy and then he was thrown back and skidded onto the ground and knocked down Tucker and Sam as they tried running up.

"OH SHIIIIIIIIIT," they all screamed and fell tumbling down into the street just as a truck came running down the road.

"OH MY GOD, DANNY GO TRANSPARENT! QUICK!" Sam screamed at the top of her lungs.

Danny's eyes got huge as he saw that it was too late but he could only go transparent himself. Sam and Tucker were splattered by the truck and their bodies went everywhere in a spray of blood.

"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Danny screamed blood murder, his hands were in the air waving.

"Wow that wasn't planned but it works nicely as a distraction," Vlad said and pulled out a gun and shot Danny in the head. "Now you can become a real ghost, boy." And then he laughed. Because that was actually funny.

"AND YOU CAN BECOME A BLOODY CORPSE NOW!" an overly dramatic voice screamed and then Vlad felt his body being shredded by gunfire from one of Jack fenton's invention things but it was like a weapon that actually kills better.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Vlad and then he got his head cut off too, by Maddie, who had a big ass laser cutter device which cut through flesh and bone with ease, just like a CutCo but far, far superior.

"YOU KILLED MY SON!"

They both stopped and dropped the weapons and then fell to the ground over Danny's body while crying. Too bad they didn't see the next truck coming down the road and it hit them.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" the truck driver yelled out the window as all this red was all over it. And several things that looked like pig entrails. But were they from a swine? Who could tell.

"DAMN POSSUMS, GET OUTTA THE ROAD!" he yelled out while shaking his fist out the window.

Then these two mysterious people in robes walked out into the middle of the road because they saw all these kids and people just die.

"Stop your vehicle!" yelled out Obi-Wan Kenobi.

"Yes, stop or we'll be forced to use use the force!" said Anakin .

"What they said!" Ahsoka Tano said jumping in.

"FUCK YEAH! MOE MONEY!" added George Lucas popping up in the corner of the screen wearing a bunch of bling gold chains and a pimp hat and gold tooth with a diamond in the middle of it. Because his fat ass could.

"Get the hell out of here, you old coot!" said Anakin and Obi at the same time.

"Um, you guys. The truck!" Ahsoka yelled waving her arms.

"OH SHI," Obi and Anakin jumped out of the way and Ahsoka got splattered instead because she forgot to fucking move.

"Oh my," Obi said disdainfully.

"Damn, who cares," Anakin said with anger. "We're just here because the title don't make sense without it."

"But this is CLONE WARS!" Obi yelled at him.

"OTHERWISE I'D BE YOUNGER AND QUI-GON WOULD BE HERE AND YOU'D BE A LITTLE KID, STUPID! AND WHERE THE SHIT IS DARTH MAUL?"

Then they heard the truck coming back at them and it hit and blew their bodies apart everywhere in chunks of blood and parts. The truck driver was looking spaced out and turns out Darth Maul was sitting next to him.

"Looks like a happy ending!" said Mr. Maul.

But then he didn't see the "Road Ends Here" sign and make the truck driver stop and it went over the cliff into the canyon.

"OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

And then Gordon Freeman laughed as he watched the events unfold and smoked a bud with his bro.

THE END