Summary: Riveting action with spinning battle diskettes made of plastic and fury!
The Beyblade Most Cool Battles Ever
One day there was this place and it it there were these kids. They had to fight in tournaments using little plastic spinning disks. Their names were Tyson. The other kids names were - well you know what they're not important. They had to fight to win these tournaments with magical awesome spinning tops. They called them BEYBLADES.
"Hey kids whose name I forget because of being too many years!" said Tyson to that kid.
"You want to train with our magical SPINNING TOPS I mean BEYBLADES!"
The kid ran up and yelled out "HELL YEAH I DO! I HAVE NO LIFE!"
And then the two boys began to take out their BEYBLADES and play with them. But then one spun out of control and sliced Tyson in the neck and decapitated him.
"Oh shit!" said the kid whose name nobody could remember because of this being such an old dick sucking show.
"Don't worry they can play more episodes with new characters, just like Yu-Gi-Oh!" said Yami Yugi.
Oh wait he's old now. And then YuGi screamed as he was murdered by somebody with a machine gun off screen. Then Yusei ran over him with his Duel Runner for good measure.
"What he said," he said cheerfully with a retarded grin a mile and a half wide.
Then Master Chief came out and blew his brains all over the walls. Which was cool as hell because there weren't any walls around.
END.