Perry the Platypus, chapter 11
A/N: Thanks to reviewers! I AM SO SORRY FOR BEING LAZY! AUGH! Okay...calming down
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10. Build a device that makes him talk platypus language, not English
Tony sighed. He knew this one would require help. From the BIG GUY. And last time he checked, the big guy's owner was not so pleased with him. He walked over to Bruce, who had been working on some "Defeat-The-hulk-for-good" mumbo jumbo,
"Hey Brucie!" he yelled. He slapped him on the shoulder, and suddenly, the substance he'd been working on had suddenly combusted. In English, meaning IT EXPLODED. Being blown back from the explosion, Tony hoped the Big guy wouldn't come out to play...
"So Stark..." Bruce coughing and wiping his glasses. This was okay. The substance had turned into a powder, and well, he swallowed it. Maybe it'll work
"I will not apologize" Stark stated. No way. He was frikkin Tony Stark! "I need help. Can you build me a machine that'll make someone speak a language that isn't their own?"
"What for?"
"Uhhh..." Tony stammered, and made something convincingly up about the inter-Stark cooperation with other foreign billionaire genius companies. Something like that
"Fine..." Bruce said, and immediately, he grabbed a bunch of broken machine pieces and began fusing them together, knowing exactly what he was going to do. Stark snuck outta the lab before Bruce could finish, which required the Big guy to come out and smash some pieces
"C'mon Clint! Try it on!"
It was the middle of winter, and Tony had taken the Avengers ice skating. Hilariously, Loki had come along, and right now he was holding onto the railing of the rink for dear life. And to think he was Johtunheim.
"No way Stark. If's it's one of your stupid machines, no way" Clint protested. Tony was trying to make him wear some stupid machine, that'll apparently make him the best skater out of all of them
"C'mon Clint! You suck, and even Thor is better then you!" Tony pointed out, as Thor sped along. He grabbed Loki and spun him around, and Loki went flying, into a bunch of old ladies
"And the devil finds the hindmost.." Tony muttered as Loki ended up squashing some lady. The lady was now whacking him in the ass with her handbag
"Yes dear Hawk! Come on!" Thor yelled, beckoning Clint to try it on "Unless you want to be flung like my brother!"
"ALRIGHT! FINE!" Clint snapped, having watched Loki be attacked by the old women. Ugh, Natasha would kill him if he did that. He strapped on the machine, with Stark's help, and then found himself asking what was so funny, every time he spoke, it sounded normal, but to the Avengers...
"Why does he sound like a platypus?" Natasha asked, as Clint growled in Platypus form about who knows what and what knows where
"I don't know..." Tony was snickering and holding in a laugh and an urge to hug himself. "Maybe Thor can help him"
"Dear Hawk! You have been inflicted with Grosunheit!" yelled Thor. He grabbed Clint, and suddenly, flung him into the air and a defeaning crack they all heard, as he landed so hard he cracked a hole in the ice "That should cure him!"
The machine broke, and Clint came out of the ice, his eyes deadly with revenge
"I..hate you Stark..." he said normally, before passing out. Last thing he saw was Stark taking a video.
Sorry for another short chapter! Flame me if you want! REVIEW PLEASE?