Chapter Four: Commotion To Get Inside!
"Hey!" Chris shouted as he was hoisted outside the club Tropical by two bouncers, followed by Tom and Bianca. "This is an Outrage…I'm gonna complain to the management." Chris shouted as the bouncers laughed.
"Yeah, you do that kid." One of the Bouncers said with a headshake, while Chris growled.
"Well this Club sucks Anyway!" Chris shouted as Bianca and Tom chorused 'YEAH!"
"Go home!" The Second Bouncer said in a firm voice as Chris scoffed.
"Yeah, like that's going to happen!" Chris replied back with an eye roll.
"Well, you're not coming back in here." The First Bouncer said standing before Chris to prove his point.
"Don't worry; we don't wanna go into that SHITTY hole anyway." Chris said turning around only to stumble lightly, causing the bouncers to chuckle under their breath. "Come on guys, let's go to P3."
"Do we have too…?" Bianca said eyeing the guy she was busy making out with inside the club.
"Yes!" Chris said dragging her away. "We're going to P3!" Chris said to Tom, who nodded as he followed them.
"Don't think they' gonna let you in either kid." The second bouncer said with a smile. "Go Home!"
"Course they're gonna let me in." Chris shouted back. "It's MY BLOODY CLUB!" Chris snapped leaving the bouncers with raised eyebrows.
"He's not serious is he?" The Second bouncer asked the other one who shrugged.
"He's drunk outta his head. Him owning the hottest club in town, I'll run around naked if that's the case." The first bouncer replied back before returning to their post.
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"Man, looks like the club is pumping." Mark said to the new recruit and his old buddy as they both bouncers stood outside the P3 Club.
"Tell me about it man." Jeremy said with a shake of his head. "I really miss my days of going out. It's not the same when you're standing out to keep guard."
"Yeah, tell me about." Mark said with a shiver and clasp of his hands. "Watch the door, I'll be right back. Nature calls." Mark said with a chuckle as he disappeared around the corner, towards the alley that led to the back of P3, where he could have easy access to the bathroom inside.
Jeremy watched his buddy disappear around the corner before turning around to confront three people approaching the club, looking obviously plastered.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Jeremy said as he parked himself in front of the door. "Where do you think you three going?"
"Is that a trick question?" Tom asked with a little frown. "Cause, cause I-I-I-I suck at them."
"Err…we're going in." Chris said waving his hand towards the door.
"Sorry guys, we're closed." Jeremy said with apologetic shrug.
"But we can hear people inside…" Bianca drawled as Jeremy shook his head.
"Don't worry about it." Chris said waving his hands as he made his way to the door, only for Jeremy to step in front of him to, block the entrance with a shake of his head.
"Not this way buddy. The other way. We're closed." Jeremy said looking down at Chris, who squinted against the intimidating look he was receiving.
"I-I-I-I'm sorryy, Do-do you know who you're talking to?" Chris asked the guy before him, who shook his head with a shrug.
"I don't care buddy. We're closed, so get going." Jeremy said firmly as Chris gaped at him before glancing back at his friends, who both shrugged with a roll of their eyes, having no clue what was going on in their drunken state.
"Buddy, you better move it before I fire your freaking large ass of yours!" Chris hissed as the bouncer raised his eyebrow at the three youngsters before him.
"YEAH!" Tom shouted from behind Chris.
"That's right, move it before he fires your tush!" Bianca gibbered from Chris' left side.
"Go Home!" Jeremy hissed shoving the three to the other side of the P3 barrier.
"Oh myy god! I'm so getting my lawyer in for this manhandlin?" Tom grumbled holding on to the metal barrier as he swayed lightly.
"That's it, you're fired. You go home!" Chris drunkenly pointed his finger at Jeremy who exhaled a deep breath. "Didn't you hear me…you're fired. F.I.R…" Chris trailed off
"ED?" Bianca quipped as Chris stumbled his way towards the bouncer.
"I'm givin you one last chance." Chris said poking the guy in the chest. "Move it or You are soooo fired."
"Kid, do whatever you want from that side of the barrier." Jeremy said escorting Chris back to the barrier with a shake of his head.
"I-I-I don't think he knows who you aree…" Tom said from trying to rest his body on the metal barrier like a couch.
"I won this club." Chris gibbered as Bianca nodded dumbly with that response but when he received nothing from Jeremy. "Right that's it…I'm calling my mom."
"Ooh, you're so in for it now." Bianca giggled as Tom laughed with her.
"She's gonna fire his ass into next week!" Tom said trying to get comfortable on that metal barrier. Chris grabbed his cell, scrolling through his contacts to get his mother's number and with a press; he dialled the number and listened to its ringing, while he hushed Bianca and Tom loudly.
"Hello."
"Oh mm I'm stuck outside and he's not letting me in." Chris raced through his sentence.
"whoa, whoa, whoa, Chris, is that you?"
"Of course mom."
"It's Phoebe honey."
"Aunt Phoebe…what you, what you doing at the manor. Are you having a sleep over?"
"No honey, you called the wrong number. This is not the Manor."
"Ohhhhh…Oh…I'm so sorry aunt Pheebs, did I, did I wake you guys. I'm so sorry I didn't mean to, I was, I was trying to get, get to ring mom and, and I think I got the wrong number, I'm so sorry."
"It's okay sweetie. Where are you?"
"Erm...outside the club. P3 but this jackass is not letting me in, so I fired him but he's not listening….can you, can you, can you tell mom that I fired him."
"He's so fired." Tom shouted from background.
"Sure sweetie. Are you with your friends?"
"Yeah, they said hi." Chris said as Tom and Bianca stumbled their way to Chris.
"Hi Phoebe!" Bianca shouted into the phone next to Chris' ears.
"Ask Phoebe ROCKS!" Tom voice shouted with a little Wo-hoo from the phone.
"Hey to you guys too." Phoebe said with a chuckle as she watched her husband walk in.
"Who's on the phone?" Coop asked looking at his wife, who stood in her night PJ's.
"Chris, he's outside P3." Phoebe informed her husband.
"Is he alright?" Coop's voice asked sounding worried. "Do you want me to…" indicating whether to Heart out to get them.
"No, no, he's fine, just little drunk!" Phoebe whispered to her husband as Coop nodded with a chuckle. Chris is very emotional and hilarious when he's drunk. It's the side you never see with the sober Chris and Coop finds it hilarious.
"Is that uncle coop. did I wake him tooo?" Chris voice shouted.
"No, he's just came down to get some water." Phoebe said as Coop chuckled.
"I woke him up. I'm so sorry aunt Pheebs. Can I tell him I'm sorry?"
"Sure." Phoebe said handing the handset to Coop with a shrug.
"Hey buddy." Coop said as he heard his nephew's drunken voice gibbering apologises over the phone. "Hey don't worry about it. I was just getting some water but are you guys alright? Do you want me to come and get you?" Coop asked as he heard Bianca and Tom's voice yelling in the background.
"Err no, no, no, no, no, no…David's inside, I-I-I…" Chris said sounding lost. "Did I wake up the girls too…I'm sorry uncle Coop."
"Chris, it's alright okay. I'm gonna hand the phone back to your aunt, get home safely but if you want anything, just call my name and I'll be there. Okay buddy?" Coop said as he heard Chris's drunken. 'uhuhuh." So with another chuckle he handed the phone back to his wife with a shake of his head.
"So honey isn't this bit late. Shouldn't you guys get home?" Phoebe asked her nephew.
"We're alright aunt phoebe…" Chris said just as sound of someone barfing echoed in the background.
"That was not cool! You MORON!" Bianca voice shouted as Phoebe looked worried.
"That, that, that wasn't me, tom just puked." Chris voice said as Tom's delirious voice echoed in the background.
"Sweetie, would you like me to come and get you guys?" Phoebe asked.
Chris merely shook his head as he saw Tom side stepping his vomit.
"Dude, I have to clean that off tomorrow." Chris whined as Jeremy merely looked amused, while Mark returned from the back.
"What's going on here?" Mark asked as he saw Chris on the phone, while Bianca using Tom's blazer to wipe her shoes and Tom looking lost.
"I-I-I can get home, its okay." Chris said to his aunt. "David said he' give me a ride later on."
"Kids you know. Trying to get a free pass inside." Jeremy said as Mark raised an eyebrow at him.
"Oh, Okay. Would you like me to call and tell him that you're outside, to come and get you?" Phoebe's voice asked as Chris did another drunken, 'uhuhuh' "Okay then honey, you just wait right there, I'll call your brother and tell him to come and get you."
"You guys are so fired." Bianca said straightening up to stumble sideways before pointing her fingers randomly.
"T-thanks Aunt Phoebe" Chris said before shoving his cell back into his jeans pocket. With that he turned to face the bouncers. "Markkk…"
"Chris, how you doing buddy?" Mark asked as Jeremy looked at him, little confused.
"I didn't know you're working today. Where were you?" Chris asked stumbling towards them to narrow his eyebrows at Mark. "Were you skippin off from doing work?" Chris said pointing his fingers at Mark.
"Of course not, you know me better than that Chris." Mark said with a chuckle. "Just went to the bathroom."
"Oh…you sure!" Chris said looking at him sideways as Mark nodded. "Oh by the way I fired him." Chris said pointing towards Jeremy.
"What? Why?" Mark asked confused.
"Cause he didn't let us in." Bianca said resting her head against Tom, whose sleeping on her shoulders.
"And, and... he doesn't know ME!" Chris drawled as Mark looked at his friend, who shrugged.
"Come on Chris, You don't need to do that. He's new, I'm sure he'll know from now on." Mark said opening the door for the three. "Here you guys go!"
"So you think I-I shouldn't fire him?" Chris asked the bouncer.
"Get off!" Bianca said shrugging Tom off, who startling awake.
"We're goin in. At last!" Tom said stumbling after Bianca.
"Well he's new, I'm sure he's sorry." Mark said as Jeremy nodded.
"Yeah, sorry man didn't know." Jeremy said to the kids before him.
"Well you're lucky!" Bianca said before disappearing into the club with Tom following her like a kid, clinging to her dress.
"Fine. You're not fired. Next time. I will." Chris said with a nod before disappearing into the club as Mark closed the door behind them.
"Who is that?" Jeremy asked Mark.
"That's Chris, Piper Halliwells youngest kid." Mark informed the new bouncer. "He's the one you appointed you." Mark said remembering how earlier on Chris informing Mark about getting a buddy to keep him company outside.
"Oh…" Jeremy said looking little alarmed.
"Yeah. Don't worry; he's a cool dude as long as you don't mess with him." Mark said as Jeremy nodded. "And don't let his size fool you. He can take you down in half a time before you can think of anything."
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Chris followed his friends down the stairs, pushing through the crowds to get to the bar, as he knocked one of the P3 bartenders, collecting bottles aside. "Sorry!" Chris mumbled to himself as he pushed his way to the brightly lit neon, where Bianca and Tom are already waiting.
"Lance." Chris muttered, feeling his eyes wanting to close and drift off for the amount of alcohol he consumed.
"Chris, what's going on? You look totally wasted dude." Lance said with a chuckle as Chris lightly swayed in his stool.
"Can we have something to drink?" Chris asked as Lance grabbed three glasses and grabbed the water faucet, filling it with ice cold water and placing it in front of the three drunken young adults.
"What is this?" Bianca asked as Tom snored away with his head on the counter.
"Water, will sober you guys up a bit." Lance said as Bianca gave a disgusted look.
"Can we have something little stronger?" Bianca asked as Chris nodded.
"Yeah, three….no, two…bloody Mary." Chris asked as Lance looked at him with a nod.
"Sure whatever you say boss." Lance said making them two virgin bloody Marys and giving it to them. "Drinks up."
"Hey where is my celery?" Bianca asked as Lance apologised and placed two celery sticks on the drinks.
"Cheers Lance." Chris grinned as both he and Bianca took large gulp of their tomato juice. Unknown to them, Lance spotted David and gestured him towards the bar, signalling towards the three drunks.
"Hope you three are ready to go home!" A voice said as Chris turned around to find David standing there with a smile.
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I hope you all enjoyed this Chapter much as I enjoyed writing them. LOL. Don't worry, Chris meets Wyatt properly in the next Chapter, despite bumping him on his way to the bar, lol.
Well here is Chris to thank my awesome Readers.
Chris Halliwell: I-I-I-I like tooo thank everyone *hiccups – giggles* S'cuse me. I-I-I…*looks lost* *Drags Chris away*
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