Perry the Platypus, Chapter 12

A/N: Hey guys! Well, one of my New Year's resolution is to UPDATE MORE! So here's another chapter! ALSO I NEED MORE SUGGESTIONS! THE LIST IS ALMOST DONE! HELP AN AUTHOR OUT! PM me or leave your suggestion in a review!

Hollyleaf6: I hope so! Or the police would be onto me! I always think that Loki wouldn't be able to ice skate, though he's a Jotun...XD OH THE WONDERS OF A PARODY!
PercyJacksonTheAwesome: I figured he would take a video as a blackmail...HE'S A GENIUS, BILLIONARE, PLAYBOY, and PHILANTHROPIST! DUH!
thewitchofthewest: I had a dream on that once, that I was standing there and Loki was getting beaten up by old ladies...I have a weird brain
Arrows the Wolf: Oh snap, if you insult Perry's mom, you're so dead...I suggest you start running
Pergjithshme: Plot bunny?! Get my gun. Its wabbit season
Whisper You're Name: I don't know if that'll happen, but maybe the finale? I don't know.
Kai the Brony: Wait a minute, if you're brony, it means you're a pony. And ponies can't skate...WHAAAA...?

11. Follow him around with the Agent P theme song

It had been an awfully quiet day around the tower. Clint was suspicious. Things around here were never quiet. Usually, by now, he'd have heard a glass breaking (courtesy of Thor); an explosion from the lab ("Why're you guys not dead?!" Clint demanded Tony and Bruce one day as he came into the lab "Easy! We're too stubborn to die!"); or Nat pouncing him from the air vent (She's been taking lessons from him on how to climb the vent). It was just too quiet. He paced the kitchen, the Avenger's separate bedrooms (Except Natasha's of course. She'd murder him if he did) and the lab (which yielded from giving him any evidence of the problem). He felt like he was in a horror movie, like those ones with the girl is home alone and the lightning flashes and the rain pounds and she ends up getting murdered cause she asked the murderer "Who's there?". He hates those kind of movies! If they just listened to him, they'd still be alive-Oh snap. Sorry, getting off track here. Anyways, he grabbed his arrows just in case and lounged in the lounge area. He plopped himself down on the couch and looked at the shafts of his arrows. Just when things couldn't get any quieter, the lights went on.

Clint immediately suspected lightning. He left his arrows on the couch and walked to the window, and sure enough, it was raining. The sky was a murky grey and the lightning lit the city. Clint sighed. Usually, Thor did this when he was particularly upset. He wasn't sure why. Maybe Tony ran out of pop tarts...
He went back to the couch, and found, his arrows were gone. His body tensed and his blue eyes flashed. He was about to jump up into the vent, when suddenly a blaring music made him turn

Turning around, he couldn't see anyone, but heard the music. It was spy music, like something you'd hear from James Bond. The lyrics began, and Clint's shoulder slumped when he heard it:
He's the semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action,
He's the furry little flat foot who never flinched from a fray,

Clint looked around, confused why the heck this was happening...he wasn't making much sense of the music either

He's got more than just mad skills,
He's got a beaver's tail and bill,
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say.

"Wait, BEAVER TAIL?!" he bellowed. He slapped himself in the head. STARK! It was all Stark! He'd been pulling these stupid pranks to get him to be a platypus, and HE HAD TO USE THIS THEME SONG?!

He's Perry,
Perry the Platypus!

Clint rolled his eyes and headed in the direction of the music. He executed a kick to the supposedly empty air and heard an "OUCH!'

"I knew it!" he yelled triumphant. Grabbing the radio, and walked over to the light switch. There lay Stark, with a bleeding nose and a broken look on his face

"Dangit Clint! You need to control where you kick!"

Clint simply responded by chucking the radio at Stark, and it blared "AGENT P!" just as it hit Stark in a place where Clint would land an arrow if possible

The next day, Clint was walking out of Stark tower when he heard the music again. The one that had played yesterday. He shrugged it off. Must be a trend. But he got suspicious when he went out for coffee and heard the music play just as he entered. He got an emotion of mixed expressions and simply walked out.

That's when the street exploded into a dance number to that song. Girls dancing, guys break dancing! Women singing and men dressed as Hawkeye. Clint twitched, and his wretched scream could be even heard amongst the crowd

"STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"

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