Perry the Platypus chapter 13!
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12. Build the Platypusinator
Tony adjusted the dial on the box as he looked at the great invention. A Platypusinator. How he had managed to track down the creators of Phineas and Ferb and demanded the science of the Platypusinator, he's not sure. All he knows, is that Clint is a complete pushover if it looked like a box of chocolates from Natasha. He adds the note written in Natasha's handwriting and sets the golden box in Clint's room, complete by spraying it with a bit of Natasha's scent, something called "Dragon's fire". Huh. He'll never understand Russians
Clint walked into his room, exhausted from training. He had sparred with everyone (and tried his best to give Tony a broken nose) for training. His back ached cause Thor slammed him into the wall with Mjolnir (How he survived...he's not really sure. Natasha claimed he was too stubborn to die); then there was a nasty bruise cause Steve had made his shield hit his upper arm. It was now purple and swelling and extremely disgusting. And that's why he came here before training was over ("If I stand another minute with that bruise, I think I might puke" Steve had said as Clint was ordered to leave the training floor)
Throwing his bow aside, a flash of gold caught his eye. He cocked his head slightly, but being extremely tired, he wasn't as cautious as he usually would have been. He walked over to his TV set (complete with X-box, PS3 and a Wii) and found a small box of gold, shaped like a heart. In Natasha's scrawly handwriting, it read "Knew you were tired babe. I got these from some creep at SHIELD and I can't stand chocolate, so here you go. Love you –Nat"
"Ah, Nat" he sighs as his features break into a tired smile. He eagerly lifted the cover of the box for the chocolates, which he oh so adored, then he heard a small clicking, and before he knew it, he was consumed by a bright blue light
Bruce had been walking around everywhere, completely lost. Oh gosh, he lost his platypus! He knew this was a bad idea to let Stark watch the platypus, but still! He dashes around the tower, trying to find him Making his favorite noise, the noise platypie make, he runs around, trying to find him. Suddenly, a flash of brown catches his eye and he looks down to see a platypus. Oh no, not his though. His platypus had brown eyes. This one, had strange white blue eyes. Kinda like Clint's. He smiled and scooped it up
"Hey little fella, where'd you come from?" he asked, scratching it's stomach. The platypus didn't seem content. It seemed agitated, and then leaped out of Bruce's arms. Bruce was slightly surprised, but didn't seem sad about it. The platypus then began leaping its way towards Clint's room
"Hey! No, don't go in there!" he yelled, chasing the platypus. Course, it was an animal and didn't understand though. But the platypus nudged the door open to Clint's room and before Bruce could reach it, the platypus pulled out a broken box, with a mess of electronics inside. A scrawly burned note, and an ID card. It read "Clint Barton, SHIELD agent/Avenger".
Bruce stared at the platypus, before realising. Tony has taken it too far
Clint was now officially a platypus. Bruce sighed and picked him up "Lemme guess. Stark damn turned you into a platypus with the box?"
The platypus nudged its head up and down, probably meaning "YES!"
"C'mon Clint" Bruce sighed. He picked up the ID tag, the broken box and a handful of Clint's clothing "I know someone who can fix this. Let's get outta here"
Reed Richards was so close. So close. He was adding the nitrostarch concentrated powder to the mixed acids, which will create the greatest explosion of all time. Course, that's not what he planned. He began tipping the beaker...one...two...
"HEY RICHARDS!" A middle aged man with a purple shirt and grey streaked hair entered the lab, and suddenly, Reed's hand fumbled and then all he knew was darkness
"THIS IS NYC LIVE, AT THE TOWER OF REED RICHARDS. IT SEEMS TO BE REED HAS CREATED A BREAKTHROUGH, AS HE HAS TURNED A PLATYPUS, INTO A MAN"
A sudden shot of three men being carried out on stretchers. A man in purple tatters, Reed Richards, and it seems...The building is on fire, as firemen work desperately to take out the seemingly endless fire. A newswoman at the scene begins speaking feverishly on what has just been seen
"-and Clint Barton? How did Clint Barton end up in this chaos?"
The shot cuts to an interview with Clint on the stretcher
"Yeah. Stark. This is all Stark's fault. Turned me into a platypus."
The newswoman looks at the camera, completely lost and shrugs
AND THE END OF ANOTHER CHAPTER! Please review! I PROMISE I'LL UPDATE FASTER NEXT TIME!