Perry the Platypus, chapter 14
OHMYGOSH, I AM SO SORRY! I didn't update! I'm a jerk! A COMPLETE JERK! DANG SCHOOL! I hate French speeches…o_o
Hollyleaf6: It always is. If I lived with him, all my failures will be blamed on him
Pergjithshme: Thanks…?
PercyJacksonTheAwesome: I'M ALSO TOO STUBBORN TO DIE! Yes it is!
Arrows the Wolf: YOU. I LOVE YOU
Kai the Brony: I'm pretty sure it doesn't
13. Make Natasha say she'll go on some really awesome date with him only of he acts like a platypus throughout.
"Are you serious?!"
Clint stared at his girlfriend in disgust and awe. Was she serious? He looked to her eyes, those eyes he couldn't help but swoon at-Wait, he's freaking Hawkeye! What was he talking about? He defeated a Norse demigod! He jumped off a damn building and survived! Why was he so weak now?!
"C'mon baby. It'll be worth it. I promise. We'll do everything you love…please?" she asked pleadingly, her voice faking kindness. Clint knew better then to trust this tone of voice.
"But act like a PLATYPUS?! Nat, I love you. But REALLY?!"
She took his hand and pulled him closer to her, placing his hand on her head, stroking it gently "Please…"
Clint sighed. He knew he won't be able to resist "Fine…I love you, Nat"
She sighed and wanted to fess up. That Stark put her up to this. She was partly on board, due to Stark being able to pay the fees of the archery range and the restaurant, even the limo. But she felt bad, lying to him like this…
In the security room, lay a Stark. And the Stark was a snickering. Why was the Stark snickering? Well, I think he is snickering, because he made a man, be a mammal. And if that man finds out, well, he'll be damned to hell
After the date, Stark had all the security footage he needed. Of Clint being treated like an idiot and of Natasha kissing him and always calling him "good boy" every time he shot an arrow. And the embarrassing part when Thor came along and smashed him in the head with Mjolnir, asking if the "Johtunheims" had transformed his brain into a "Katropsis"
Days later, Clint opened the door to a pet shelter worker, asking him if he needed to feel at home and if he wanted a "new home".
Really short chapter I know. I'm sorry! But it works at least…?PLEASE REVIEW!