Perry the Platypus, chapter seventeen!
A/N: Hello again! I've see we've exceeded OVER 100 REVIEWS, which to me is a biggie! So thanks to EVERYBODY who reviewed! (By the way, I don't mean to pick favorites, but ICEAGEISEPIC is brilliant. I WAS SO STUCK, MAN!) Sorry I've not updated, SCHOOL! High school. Ew. ANYWAYS, ENJOY CHAPTER SEVENTEEN!
He was going to be sent to hell and back a million times for doing this.
Even though Tony Stark is indeed an atheist, this was the one time he was praying to God to help him. Because he was in the mental ward of SHIELD's base, and this time, he sure as hell deserved it.
The Sahara Desert. It all started there.
SHIELD was sending the Avengers there to check up on Loki's actions, after Loki was sent there after his time was finished. The "perfect jail" they called it. "He'll never escape this time," Fury said. Clearly, that really wasn't working out. Cause Loki just escaped for the millionth time, and this time, killed all the guards.
"Can't we just shoot the bastard dead?" Bruce growled, as they hid behind a sort of concealment cloak that Tony had invented for this mission. Since there were virtually no way of hiding here, Tony invented what would be called "The closest thing we have to an invisibility cloak." They were all huddled inside it, and frankly, Bruce was itching to let the other guy out. It was the size of a circus marquee, and Thor was holding down the left side, as Natasha demanded him to "quit hogging the cloak."
"We have our orders, Bruce." Steve repeated for the millionth time. The Oh So patient Captain America was ready to knock out Bruce, as they had been stuck there, observing the jail for three days. They've survived solely on crackers and water, and you tend to get stuck of crackers after awhile.
There had been no movement coming from the area they've been watching, and they were all getting cranky. They, however, remained completely silent. It was getting very irritating. Even Steve was losing it.
Suddenly, the air in front of them sort of rippled, and they all held their breaths. Tony's armor clenched. Natasha's grip tightened around her knife. And Clint? Well…he took the bow and began to load it, pointing to the Norse God who had just emerged from the rippling air, dressed in rags and his hair overly long.
"I'm itching to give him an arrow to the knee…" Clint growled very quietly, and then Thor shushed him quietly, trying to analyze his brother. Loki…actually look sort of sad…he sat down in the sand, and looked at the blazing sun, as though his world collapsed and he lived in possibility. But suddenly, the peace was ruptured.
When Clint's bow went "GRGRGRGRGGR."
They all turned to look at him, as he tried frantically to turn it off. Loki's head snapped into their direction, as hissing of all sorts began
"SHUT IT OFF!"
"Are you crazy?!"
"Clint, if you get us killed-"
"-then I'll force your head on a stake!"
However, Tony was the only one not laughing, as Clint began to smash the bow against the sand, trying to shut it off, as Loki's hand found the edge of the marquee and tore it off, to see the Avengers in a very odd state, all trying to smash Clint's bow. Loki began to laugh. And laugh. And LAUGH. And frankly, it was thoroughly annoying. But Tony stepped in, waving them all behind him, as he stood in front of Loki.
"Okay, Lokster, bring it on." He said in a seemingly bored tone, but Loki kept laughing.
"You mewling quims haven't realized it was he-"Loki said, pointing to the button on Starks' armor, that read "PLATYPUS NOISE", "Who revealed your cover? You really are as idiotic as my brother!"
Loki simply turned around, howling in laughter, something about "Not worth my time", back into the rippling air. All the Avengers, especially Clint, fell on Stark, their eyes blazing. Tony could see hell clearly for the first time.
"Tony. Stark." Clint growled, and before Stark could fly off, Steve and Thor's hammer smashed into his head with such a strong ring, that everything seem to ring as he fell to the ground. Blindly watching, he saw them tear off his mask and then Bruce Hulk Smashed him into the ground.
That was the last thing he remembered before waking up to see dancing spiders and platypus growling in his face…
Yes, in the end, he's having sort of mental hallucinations. Not very long, but at least something! Please R&R!