'Wo! I feel good, I knew that I wouldn't of, I feel good, I knew that I wouldn't of.' Sam and Finn sung as they played guitars in Rock Band 3. 'So good, so good, I got you!' They sung into the microphones as they stood pushing their backs at each other like rockers. 'Wo! I feel nice, like sugar and spice, I feel nice, like sugar and spice.' They both banged their heads back and forth as they walked away from each other while singing. 'So nice, so nice, I got you. When I hold you in my arms I know that I can do no wrong, and when I hold you in my arms, my love won't do you no harm and I feel nice, like sugar and spice, I feel nice, like sugar and spice.' They did the head-banging thing towards each other this time as they attempted not to laugh at each other. 'So nice, so nice, I got you!' They finished by falling to their knees while facing each other and pretended they were playing the guitars professionally and played them like a rock star would on their knees; bending back far and rocking forward. The song ended and the teens fell to the floor laughing.

"That was the best we have done on this game since we started an hour ago." Sam said through his chuckles.

"Yes it was. What makes it so much cooler is we can both sing and dance!" Finn chuckled as they were both lying on their backs on the floor trying to catch their breath. Sam paused and didn't say anything in hopes that Finn was joking about the dance part.

"Yeah, it is cool that we can both sing." Sam said and Finn waited for him to say dance too but knew he wasn't going to. "Dude I'm sorry but you're not the best dancer. I know I'm no Mike or Brittany but you aren't really good."

"I know, it's fine. I've accepted that for the most part." Finn said and patted Sam's shoulder before standing up. He held his hand out for Sam and helped him up. "We both got 89% on this song for guitar and I got 95% for singing and you got 97%, wow we are pretty good."

"Yeah we are, but I think it's time to discuss the elephant in the room." Sam said.

"That's Kurt's, we needed a place to keep it so we stored it in the closet here, he won it at a carnival last year." Finn said and opened the closet to show Sam the big stuffed elephant.

"Not that. We need to have the talk now."

"Sam, didn't your parents talk to you about that?" Finn asked, he was only saying all this to mess with him, he knew exactly what they needed to talk about; the sex.

"No they haven't, I would remember them telling me what to do if I ever have sex with one of my friends that's a guy." Sam played along and they both lightly chuckled. "To start us out, I did enjoy the stuff we have done today and last night."

"Me too! But I think we keep jumping around the question is it gay. And I've said yes we have something inside us that isn't 100% straight because we wouldn't even think about experimenting if it was."

"I know. But I mean the way I see it is, who are we hurting? We are far away from our family and friends and we are young boys, we like sex, I'm not saying every boy falls under the stereotype but we do. I mean also not every boy wants to have sex with another boy but we are horny young men so as long as we both keep agreeing to it and are safe, why not continue for the remainder of this vacation. If you are ok with that of course." Sam said.

Finn thought for a few seconds, he had no problem with that but he didn't want to seem too anxious. "I'm more than ok with that. So we are like friends with benefits?"

"Yeah I guess. I wouldn't mind if Mila Kunis was my friend with benefit." Sam said and chuckled.

"That movie was funny! And I wouldn't mind that either."

"She's such a hot babe."

"I know." They both laughed.

"So just sex, I mean I didn't have any intentions to do more because I'm not gay."

"Just sex." Finn agreed. "So off that I have some suggestions for what we can do tonight. We can go to the club a few minutes away… it's just a dance club, sorry not a strip club… we are both too young for that."

"Aw man." Sam said.

"Hey you said it yourself that you have Quinn so you didn't want to go to a strip club."

"Well what am I going to do at a dance club, dance with you? I thought we said we weren't gay." Sam chuckled.

"We can dance at the club with other people. Ok anyway then we can rent a movie and order food and just relax the rest of the night."

"Ok sounds good." Sam said.

"Let's play a little more of Rock Band though." Finn said and Sam agreed.

They played another hour of Rock Band, playing some songs from all three of the Rock Bands. Then they went to the mall just to kill time until they were ready to go to the nightclub.

"Ok, I've never been here so I don't know how it will be, I just thought it would be fun." Finn said and smiled at Sam.

"Yup!" Sam said. He was really nervous that people might think they are gay because they were two boys coming to a club together. It's a club for teens but still, teens are really judgmental.

"Dude I can see the nervous seeping through your skin, nobody is going to think anything. Dudes go to clubs all the time to hit on girls together. And plus you're a good dancer, you're better then me."

"An elephant can be better then you." Sam joked.

Finn laughed and then whispered into Sam's ear. "At least we know I have the trunk of the elephant." Sam chuckled but turned red.

"Dude, don't do that again, that was pretty corny. I know we agreed to have sex sometimes but still." Sam tilted his head back and whispered to Finn as they got closer to the entrance. They went into the club and danced for a while, just with random people but Sam was not dancing with any girls.

"C'mon dance with girls." Finn yelled over the music.

"You may be single but I'm not." Sam yelled over the music.

"Quinn's a cheater." Finn yelled trying to see the dark comedy in it but Sam didn't laugh.

"That's not funny dude, how would you like it if I said you know all about cheaters seeing that Quinn and Rachel cheated on you with Puck."

"But you did say it and I obviously know that but I was just trying to joke about it."

"Whatever, I just don't wanna mess this up with Quinn. Did you know she's my first girlfriend? Not just because I went to an all boys' school but just because I always felt like I wasn't hot or cool."

Finn was surprised to hear this, not that he didn't have a girlfriend but him always thinking he isn't handsome or hot. Sure sometimes he's not cool but he is good looking.

Suddenly, to prove Finn's point, a boy who looked about 17 walked over to Sam and Finn. "Hey. So what are you boys doing tonight?" He flirted.

"Um well we are going to go home later and watch a movie." Finn said, not realizing he was flirting. He wasn't a flamboyant gay but he was gay, Finn just couldn't tell; but Sam could.

"What movie?" The boy asked.

"Um we aren't sure yet." Finn said.

"But we aren't gay!" Sam said as he set his hands on Finn's shoulders.

"Damn, I wouldn't have minded being in between you two. I especially wouldn't mind getting rammed by you hot stuff." The boy said as he checked out Sam. Finn chuckled under his breath and Sam started to become very uncomfortable. "Well my name is John." He said.

"Cool." Sam said and grinded up against a girl that was near him to prove he was straight to John. The girl was out having fun so she did not mind him grinding on her.

"I'm Courtney!" The girl said.

"I'm Sam but I'm not looking for a relationship, a dude was just hitting on me and I wanted him to know I'm straight."

"Well in that case." Courtney said and grabbed Sam's cheeks and pulled him in for a kiss. At first he was intrigued because she was hot but then he thought about Quinn and stopped her from kissing him.

"Thank you but I have a girlfriend."

"Oh… well I'm glad to see a boy that wouldn't cheat on his girlfriend. My ex just cheated on me. I caught him fucking some dirty whore in my parents' car." Courtney said disgusted as Sam just wondered how that happens.

"Can I ask how that happens?" Sam said, still dancing with Courtney.

"Yeah. So when two people get horny the boy inserts his…"

"No I get that, how the hell were they in your parents' car?"

"It was my sister. She's 16 and she snuck into my parents' car with my boyfriend, who thought I wasn't going to be home from work for another half hour. My sister is such a little slut, at least she learned her lesson because my ex knocked her up."

"Wow. I'm glad I used you to ward away a gay man because that is an interesting story." Sam smiled.

"Thanks. And I got back at her, I slept with her best friend Larry and then slept with this jock she has a huge crush on. And now I'm here looking to screw someone, and I really want you. You're like really hot." Courtney said and he stared at her in shock. "I'm kidding, I'm a virgin. I flirted with Larry and that jock though."

"So is your sister keeping the baby? I only ask because the girl I'm with was pregnant."

"No and my ex isn't around anymore anyway."

"Oh really what happened?"

"He ran away with my aunt." She said and Sam stared at her waiting for her to say that she was kidding but she didn't.

"Wow, that sucks! Well, thanks for entertaining me and helping me. Just so you know something about me, I'm here in Florida for the first time with my friend on a brocation." Sam said as Finn came over.

"That guy gave me his number." Finn said as he showed it to Sam and then threw it on the ground.

"And is this your bro?" Courtney asked smiling.

"Yes, this is Finn. Finn this is Courtney." Sam introduced them to each other. "Shit, John is coming back."

"You guys can both grind up against me." Courtney said and Sam grinded on her from behind as Finn did on her front. John saw them and grinned and then walked away. "Oh God you guys are both hot! And hi Finn nice to meet you… I see your little friend is happy to meet me… well your not so little friend." Courtney said and Finn backed up embarrassed at his erection. "You can keep grinding up against me." She flirted.

"Thanks Courtney but I think he's gone. And just so you know there isn't anything wrong with being gay, we just aren't so we really didn't want him flirting with us. But good luck with your life and thanks again." Sam said.

"C'mon guys let me buy you a drink. I mean I'd like to think I have more class than to just let you two grind up against me and not give you anything in return."

"Aren't you like 18?" Finn asked.

"Yes but I have a fake ID." Courtney smiled and held up her fake ID.

"Thanks but we can't drink unless we are at the house." Sam said.

"Technically you are at da house, that's the name of da club."

"One second Courtney." Finn said and pulled Sam to the side. "We only live once Sam and we could add this to our finger count thingy."

"And then when your parents find out about it they are going to give us this finger." Sam said and stuck his middle finger up.

"What happens in Florida stays in Florida. And I'm responsible, the lovely girl is going to buy us one drink and one drink only. And I will be giving her the money because she helped us out… and I'm a gentleman." Finn smiled.

"Finn no. I don't want to disobey your parents after they have given me this opportunity. You wanted to try this club, there we've tried it, let's go and rent a movie and not do something stupid."

"We've been here for like five minutes."

"I do want alcohol, not a lot but it's something that I'd much rather do at home. She's a very nice girl, with a very soap opera life but I don't want to do anything else with her, I don't want to lose Quinn."

"Shut up about her dude. This is a brocation, I didn't invite you here to hear you complain about Quinn; the only time I've ever talked about Rachel is when we both talked about how it sucked together. But I don't want to talk about our exes or our girlfriends, I want to be far away from Lima, that's one of the reasons I love it here. I don't think of myself as a Lima loser here."

Sam sighed and rolled her eyes. He knew Finn was right. "What happens in Florida…"

"Stays in Florida!" The two boys said in unison and walked back over to Courtney.

"Hey guys, how about that drink?" She asked with a smile.

"I'm buying, you just need to actually go up with my money and buy us any drink you want and then two for us. But we are only having one." Finn said and handed her money.

"I'll be right back." She smiled and walked away.

"Well we won't be here!" Finn said and smiled at Sam. "You were right, it's not responsible to do this and I don't want you doing anything you don't want to do. Let's go rent a movie." Finn said and patted Sam on the back.

"Thank you. That's really cool of you, but we can stay for one drink it's fine."

"Dude, we don't even know this girl. I mean I know relationships start like this sometimes and she seems nice and all but this isn't either of ours' scene. I just thought it be fun to try something different."

"And so far it's worked." Sam said talking about the sex. "And dancing is fun but this club is a bit to fun if that makes sense."

"Let's go." Finn said and patted Sam's back again as they went towards the exit. Sam thought for a second.

"Stop. It's not fair to Courtney. She already has trust issues with boys. Let me at least go say thank you."

"Fine, I'll go get the car." Finn half smiled as Sam went to the bar.

"Hey Courtney. Finn and I have to go. Keep the money but you don't need to spend it on the drinks. I'm sorry for that and that horrible ex of yours. Thank you for letting us grind up against you tonight, yes you share a lot more than you should off the bat but you seem like a great girl. Thanks for almost buying us drinks too." Sam smiled.

"Sam, I don't ever do this but do you want to go back to my place?"

"Courtney. I have Quinn and I like her a lot. And like you said, it's good I don't cheat. Think about how much it hurt you; I'm never going to hurt Quinn like that. But you did teach me that I can have a girlfriend and still have fun, I mean I needed to dance with you so John wouldn't hit on me but still, in the ten minutes I was here I had a really good time. And no offense but Finn and I realized that these kinds of clubs aren't really for us; but it's an experience just like Florida is for me. Well bye Courtney, thanks again."

"Goodbye Sam, I hope I can eventually find a boy as loyal as you, one that won't cheat on me with my sister, mom, aunt, or dad." Courtney said and Sam looked at her weird. "That's a different story, one of my exes fell in love with my dad."

"I don't know how anyone could turn gay while dating you." Sam chuckled as they both blushed. "But you will find someone." Sam said and left. He got into the front seat smiling as Finn drove off.

"What are you all smiley about?" Finn asked.

"Courtney. You and her taught me that I could have a girlfriend and still have fun in clubs. And thank you for doing that, not getting a drink because you knew I wasn't ok with it."

"To be honest I was just trying to be cool. You're so good at it."

"Finn, you're awesome, remember when you came up to me in September and asked me about Glee club, I felt honored because you are the quarterback; you're the cool one. We really need to get working on that self-esteem of yours. And you said it yourself; my impressions aren't as cool as I think they are."

"Fine, but you were hit on by more girls this trip… and ever."

"But you were hit on by girls too… and a guy gave you his number." Sam chuckled.

"And he said he wanted to give me a cream pie, I never had one but pies are good." Finn said and Sam laughed. "What?"

"Um he probably didn't mean an actual pie. A cream pie is when a man ejaculates into his partner's ass and the sperm seeps out." Sam said.

"Oh wow." Finn said and blushed.

"Um I'm not ready for it yet but maybe sometime this vacation I'll let you cream pie me." Sam flirted with Finn. Finn gulped as he heard Sam say that.

"Well… we don't have to do anal sex if you aren't ready because that actually might mean we are gay." Finn said although he had a boner. They had already sucked each other so they left experimenting and went into gay mode but still, Finn did not want to become gay; neither of them did.

"I think we passed that this morning. I mean I'm not saying we are gay, I'm saying, like we've said before, that straight boys don't do this. And if you do decide you want to put it inside me, just think about the fingers we could add for the new things. I'm pretty sure that would deserve at least two." Sam said and then leaned in and whispered the rest into Finn's ear. "The two fingers you are going to stick up my hole to make sure I'm ready for your large penis in my ass."

Finn gulped again and moaned. He felt as if he could cum without any contact to his penis.

"Think about the mailman!" Sam chuckled. After several seconds Sam spoke again. "Thanks Finn! I like it so much!"

"Sam, you tell me a hundred times a day that you love it here and you thank me all the time, I know you like it, please stop telling me every other minute."

"I meant the sex. I know it's not manly on a number of levels but I'm so happy that I got to experiment with a boy, it feels amazing, better then I ever thought it would. I mean I use to be disgusted by the thought, not that there is any thing wrong with being gay; I mean obviously I'm in Glee and accepting of everyone and Kurt is cool so I have no problem with homosexuality. But I'm straight and doing it with another dude isn't appealing no matter what my views are. But then we started this thing and my mind has changed. And here is the real girly part, I couldn't have picked a better boy to experiment with, and actually you are the only boy that I would ever do it with." Sam said, never making eye contact with Finn as he made his speech.

Finn paused for a few seconds and thought about it. He agreed with Sam completely, he was surprised that even Sam made him want to experiment. Sam felt the same way, when they first started, he was shocked at how much he liked it. "I feel the exact same way." Finn said.

"Good. But we aren't fooling around tonight, I'm looking forward to just watching a movie or two since we left the club much earlier then planned." Sam said.

"I'm looking forward to that too." Finn said. A few minutes later they pulled into Blockbuster. They were in there for about ten minutes picking out some new releases. They rented The Other Guys and Step Up 3D. They wanted to see The Other Guys but they only rented Step Up 3D because it was a dance movie and they wanted to see if anyone in New Directions were better dancers than anyone in the movie.

When they got home Finn began to put Step Up 3D in when his phone rang. He looked at the screen and when he saw Rachel's name and picture show up he sighed. "Hello." Finn said angrily.

"Hey Finn, how's your vacation?" Rachel asked as if nothing was wrong.

"Good, how's yours?" Finn played along.

"Good. Listen I'm sorry…"

"Don't! Rachel you really hurt me. I couldn't believe you would do that to me, let alone with Puck, the same boy Quinn cheated on me with… and got pregnant from. I don't need you wallowing over me. I need space, what happened at the Christmas tree place was a mistake and I shouldn't have led you to believe that I could ever forgive you that quickly. I was enjoying my vacation but when I saw your name show up on the screen I remembered how much you hurt me and I became sad again. Please don't call again. Like I said and will continue to say, you really hurt me."

"And I'm apologizing for the hundredth time. I'm so so sorry."

"I'm sorry too! Enjoy the rest of your vacation, I sure will be." Finn said and hung up.

Sam walked in and noticed how sad Finn was. "Are you ok dude? Who was that?"

"Rachel. Apologizing for the millionth time. It hurts me every time I'm reminded of it, if I can even get it out of my head. It has been out of my head this vacation though but now I'm thinking about it again."

"Well, how about we watch The Other Guys first so you can laugh and forget about her? And let's take your advice and not talk about our love lives or talk to them. For the rest of the vacation it's us… and our parents when we call them but only us while we are here."

"Yeah that's a deal. Thanks but sometimes I feel like she's just going to come to Florida and come here to talk." Finn said and the doorbell rang. "Sam tell me that's not her." Finn sighed.

"It's not." Sam chuckled. "Remember I ordered pizza while we were in Blockbuster?"

"Oh yeah." Finn muttered as he switched out Step Up for The Other Guys.

Sam answered the door and paid for the pizza and pop and bought it in. "Now we can start the party." Sam said and saw Finn sitting on the couch staring into space with a frown on his face. "Dude. I'm really sorry. It sucks so much."
Sam sighed. He really didn't know how to make Finn feel better, well he did but they promised no fooling around tonight. He sighed again and looked over at the mini bar. He grabbed the pop and put that away and took out a couple beers. "We are in for the night so let's have some alcohol." Sam said and handed Finn a beer.

"Thanks." Finn said as he shot Sam a half smile.

"Finn, what do you want to do? You went from being happy to depressed. If you don't want to watch a movie that's fine."

"No. Let's watch a movie." Finn said and grabbed Sam's beer and put them back. "But we are going to have pop and pizza and hang out and watch this movie completely sober. I'll forget about Rachel soon enough." Finn said and poured them both some pop and started the movie. Sam couldn't help but look at Finn throughout the movie to make sure he was laughing at the funny parts and to just make sure he was happier. And Sam smiled because he could tell Finn was happier. They had a lot of fun watching the movie, eating pizza, and drinking pop and laughing at all the funny parts. "That was a good movie!" Finn said as the credits began to roll.

"Yeah it was! Will Ferrell is so funny in a lot of movies!"

"Yeah, I got Step Brothers for Christmas. And this shirt actually."

"Nice!" Sam said as his smile began to disappear.

"What? You're mad you won't be able to rip this shirt?" Finn joked.

"No, never mind, let's just watch the next movie." Sam said and faked a smile.

"Dude seriously. What's wrong, you just went from very happy to depressed?"

"Nothing Finn." Sam said and got up to put Step Up in. Finn grabbed his arm and sat him back down.

"What is wrong?"

Sam sighed and was trying not to cry. "My parents got horrible news this Christmas time." Sam started and froze.

"Sam, I'm here for you. What was the news?"

"My dad's job is in jeopardy. So many of his coworkers are getting laid off or even fired. Not all of them are even bad workers and my dad knows that he's in trouble. And when you mentioned Christmas it reminded me of that because he was told he was in danger of being laid off just a couple days before Christmas. And this is more for Stacey and Stevie but they didn't even get presents this year. My parents did buy us all presents but when they found out that news they returned all of them… well I returned them. My mom has been frantically looking for a job while my dad is looking for a part time job just in case. But one of the many things that sucks is Stacey and Stevie didn't get a real Christmas. I'm not saying gifts are what Christmas is about but for a kid, their eyes sparkle when they look at the tree Christmas morning with all the presents underneath. We also didn't even have a real Christmas dinner, we have to save all the money we can now." Sam said and began to cry. Finn couldn't even try to be happy after hearing this; and he also didn't know what to say. "We are going to lose the house and we are going to be homeless. I'm most scared for Stacey and Stevie, they are young and nobody deserves this but they don't especially." Sam said trying not to cry anymore. Finn held his arms out and Sam rested his face on Finn's shoulder with their arms around each other.

"That sucks so much. I'm so sorry. Everything is going to be ok." Finn said as he stared at the blank TV shocked about what he just heard. He held his blonde friend in his arms, not romantically just like friends comforting each other. Boys don't usually do this but this matter called for it. Sam cried hysterically into Finn's shoulder for a long time until he finally lifted up his head.

"And to be honest, one of the reasons I'm so thankful to be here is because I wanted to go somewhere so I could take a break from the shit going on at home. I almost forget about that crap here, not fully, but almost. Another reason is because I would never be able to do a trip like this on my own, and now it seems I never will be able to. You and your family paying for this was the best thing, when you asked me to come, I didn't know anything about my dad's job being in danger but when I found out my parents still insisted I go. I told them that I wasn't going to go but they said no you are going, you deserve to have as much fun as you can until our lives get harder. That's why also I'm so eager to pay for our meals, because I don't want to think that I don't have money, at least not yet. My parents wanted to thank you for your hospitality, even after they got the news so they sent some money with me to pay for those meals. I've been trying to get a job too but we don't have the best economy but I've applied as a pizza delivery boy at a few places, a cashier, really anything in case I have to be a big support for myself and my family. It broke my heart when Stacey and Stevie woke up Christmas morning and they found out Santa didn't bring them anything. At first I kept a few of their presents to give them on Christmas morning but then all I could think about was the future so I returned them too." Sam said as he wiped some of his still flowing tears away.

"Wow, you're not paying for anything else here. Take the rest of the money they sent with you home and use it. And next time, don't sacrifice some things just so you can thank me. Wow, my thing with Rachel isn't even a quarter as bad as what you are going to be facing. I'm so sorry, but I'm glad this calms you down."

"The Rachel thing does suck though and you have every right to be upset about it and thank you for your help but this is one of the reasons I didn't want to tell you this yet, because I didn't want to put a damper on our brocation. So let's not mope around and let's just enjoy it here while we are away from our family and friends."

"Ok, but I want you to know that I am here for you whenever you want to talk. But I am all for forgetting about our home lives because it is making you happy."

"Thank you Finn, and it was pretty gay but thank you for holding me while I cried."

"I know dudes never do that unless it's like a dad son relationship but you needed that, no matter who it was coming from. It wasn't all that straight but you're in a bad place and I'm glad to be there for you bro." Finn said and smiled as he held his fist out for a bump. Sam smiled and bumped his fist as he looked into his best friend's eyes. Suddenly they both forgot about their troubles they just discussed and their hearts began to flutter. They thought about what they thought about earlier, kissing each other on the lips. They both just got closer with each other and they felt the urge to kiss each other. Sam began to lean in an inch as Finn did the same; they closed their eyes as their lips were about to meet. Their lips were about an inch apart when they were interrupted by the doorbell. They both sighed as they continued looking into each other's eyes.

"Who could that be? I didn't order anymore pizza." Sam said as he chuckled and Finn chuckled back.

"I'll get it, don't worry, from now on nothing about our home life is going to ruin this vacation." Finn said and patted Sam's knee as he stood up and walked towards the door. He opened it and was shocked at who was on the other side smiling. "Quinn!" Finn said shocked. Sam heard her name and walked to the door and was surprised to see her as well.

"Quinn!" Sam said as Quinn smiled at him and then he noticed another person standing with her. That person walked up a little farther into the light and Sam recognized her. "Courtney?!"