Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, Flareon would learn Flare Blitz by now. But I don't!
#076 Golem
They crash into each other in mountain canyons for sport. Although their bodies are almost invulnerable, these contests severely damage their internal organs, which they may even vomit up.
#077 Ponyta
It appears to solitary young girls at night, offering rides. When the child accepts and mounts it, it chars her to a crisp by activating its mane-like fire.
#078 Rapidash
Thousands of years ago, a Thracian man owned a stable full of Rapidash. He fed them a diet of human flesh.
#079 Slowpoke
Wild Slowpoke are capable of easily crushing a human mind. International law requires that they must be immediately lobotomized after capture, producing dopey and docile creatures.
#080 Slowbro
Studies of the Slowpoke-Slowbro transformation revealed that creature's consciousness is fixed at the moment of the change. Whatever the Slowpoke was thinking at the moment it evolved becomes its single mental directive as a Slowbro.
#081 Magnemite
Its body is disproportionately ferromagnetic. It usually dies by attracting a huge iron weight or safe that crushes it.
#082 Magneton
Terrorists employ Magneton to take electrical circuits offline. Its mere presence allows bombs to be planted without fear of security footage uncovering the plot.
#083 Farfetch'd
Fewer than 100 individuals are left in the wild. If you are lucky enough to catch one, try serving it with vichyssoise- it tastes delicious!
#084 Doduo
It can run at 60 mph. If each head tries to run at this speed in opposite directions, it can be torn in half.
#085 Dodrio
It must hunt continuously to fuel its three separate sets of organ systems. If one head repeatedly disagrees with the other two, they may gang up and kill it in its sleep.
#086 Seel
They form huge colonies on icebergs in the cold northern seas. Hunters land on the ice and club them to death for their luxurious fur.
#087 Dewgong
Some sailors who see them sleeping on icebergs somehow mistake them for mermaids. Entranced by desire, they leap off their boats into bitterly cold waters.
#088 Grimer
They were once uncommon byproducts of industrial towns. Once food plants discovered their use as a preservative and began to farm them, they became a common sight in all cities.
#089 Muk
A tropical city modernized rapidly by chopping down all nearby rainforests to export wood. The ensuing smog attracted a horde of Muk, which consumed the populace of the now-abandoned city.
#090 Shellder
Its favorite prey is Slowpoke. After the one it has latched onto dies, it slowly eats its way down the tail until the body is consumed, bones and all.
#091 Cloyster
It forms a beautiful black pearl inside its shell. If a person reaches in to take it, he or she will be bitten and feel a 6,000 Newton force as its shell clamps down.
#092 Gastly
Its body is composed mainly of colorless, odorless gas. If released into a room, every living creature inside will die unknowingly within a few minutes.
#093 Haunter
It reaches out its hand with a beaming grin. If a person shakes it, he or she will never be able to let go.
#094 Gengar
It arose when a Haunter stole a Trainer's soul. It animates shadows and orders them to kill their doubles.
#095 Onix
It can easily destroy an entire town in a rage. As a result, all cities of the northern Kanto mountains have been abandoned.
#096 Drowzee
People who suffer from night terrors sometimes allow a Drowzee to eat their dreams to provide relief. If a Drowzee eats too many of a person's dreams, however, he or she will lose the ability to dream forever.
#097 Hypno
Very old, powerful Hypno can create dreams and induce them in sleeping humans. Only two people have woken up from a Hypno dream, and both soon fell into comas.
#098 Krabby
Be careful before playfully burying a friend in beach sand. If you bury him above a nest of Krabby, his ensuing screams will not alert the lifeguard in time to prevent them from pinching off all of his back flesh.
#099 Kingler
They are served whole in expensive restaurants. However, the Kingler served may only be playing dead, allowing it to attack and dine on those who intended to consume it.
#100 Voltorb
It was formed when dark incantations were spoken over a Poké Ball. The purpose of its creation is unknown, but it seems to become violently angry when held inside a Great Ball.