Disclaimer: If I owned Pokémon, scientists would have better things to study than Voltorb, Magnemite, Kadabra and Deerling. But I don't!
#226 Mantine
It glides over the ocean, scanning the horizon for food. It lives near whirlpools to scavenge the bodies of shipwrecked sailors.
#227 Skarmory
It lives in bramble bushes. People who come near are chased to its nest- by the time they arrive, they are scratched and bloody enough to be easily overpowered by its hungry chicks.
#228 Houndour
It breathes poisonous hellfire. A pack is said to ride through the sky once a year, hunting for sinners to devour.
#229 Houndoom
A servant of the dark forces. It feeds on the hearts of the damned.
#230 Kingdra
It hoards sunken treasure in a cave on the sea bottom. The whirlpools it stirs up ensure that no divers steal from its collection.
#231 Phanpy
An adorable pygmy elephant often given to children as a first pet. However, its unexpectedly powerful tackles result in many fatalities when parents fail to research their children's new Pokémon.
#232 Donphan
It is extremely territorial. If a house is built near its habitat, it will knock it down, grab survivors with its trunk and gore them with its five-foot tusks.
#233 Porygon2
A top-secret upgrade researched at the Mossdeep Space Center. Its security program views humans as viruses, causing it to attempt to eradicate them.
#234 Stantler
It lives in wild montane forests. To protect its home from loggers, it uses its antlers to hypnotize them into walking off cliffs.
#235 Smeargle
Its paintings are animated by a mysterious power, allowing them to create reality. Several cases of humans being trapped inside the art have recently been confirmed.
#236 Tyrogue
Trainers give it steroids to ensure it grows into the form they desire. These synthetic hormones can harm its physical and mental development severely.
#237 Hitmontop
Its fighting style is passed down from its ancestors, who were enslaved by humans. When they had honed their combat abilities enough, they staged a bloody but successful rebellion.
#238 Smoochum
A doll of ice animated through unclear means. Jynx steal away human babies and leave Smoochum in their place.
#239 Elekid
Some Trainers attempt to recharge their Elekid by sticking its horns in an electrical outlet. The Elekid is then painfully shocked to death.
#240 Magby
It lacks many common enzymes, so it requires a very hot environment to perform metabolic reactions. If taken from its volcanic home, it will soon die.
#241 Miltank
About 90% of Miltank raised today are given artificial growth hormones and suffer from inflammation, infertility and immobility as a result. Consumption of this Moomoo Milk has been correlated with breast cancer.
#242 Blissey
Its eggs are loaded with powerful antidepressants. Side-effects include weight gain, sexual dysfunction, an inability to dream and, paradoxically, suicidal thoughts.
#243 Raikou
Its roar brought down lightning that wrecked an Unovan aircraft. It carries death to the slothful.
#244 Entei
Its roar brought down fire and brimstone that destroyed a sinful town. It carries death to the cowardly.
#245 Suicune
Its roar brought down a great deluge that washed away an ancient city. It carries death to the weak.
#246 Larvitar
It feeds on mountains to obtain necessary minerals. A large brood of Larvitar forced the relocation of thousands of peasants in northern Johto and caused the death of hundreds of miners.
#247 Pupitar
Its circulatory system contains a special chamber of pressurized gas. When it launches itself out of the earth by opening the chamber, it causes horrific landslides.
#248 Tyranitar
Mt. Silver was once dwarfed by an enormous mountain range covering most of eastern Johto. Then two Tyranitar fought over their territory.
#249 Lugia
It sleeps in an ocean trench amid cold and salty currents. It will return to the surface to flood the world and save the righteous during the end times.
#250 Ho-Oh
It lives across a rainbow bridge in the northlands. It will cross the burning bridge and fly to the south to purge the wicked in flames during the end times.
