This is the last chapter! I wanted to take a dive in because the pairing is rather adorable and it was a my first one. I want to do another of course because I love it but it'll be a little bit down the road.

Since this was Vaggie's little journey into learning more about herself, I felt this ending was fitting. I hope you like the fluff and cuteness!

"You two are borin' the shit out of me."

Vaggie looked up from the TV to see Angel Dust with his hands on his hips.

"Um, excuse me? I haven't done anything?"

"That's the point!" the porn star snapped, "Aren't ya taking a little too long?"

At this point, Vaggie and Sir Pentious had been together four whole months. Some weeks they saw each other less thanks to fourteen sinners joining the hotel but they knew that would happen.

She had to admit she would've jumped into the sheets after three weeks but this was different. It was like sleeping with someone for the first time all over again. SIr Pentious was a male demon- not a female.

"What's it to you anyways?"

"That guy has ta have blue balls by now!"

"He hasn't complained!" she snapped.

"Of course not! He's that weird, nice type that doesn't wanna scare ya away!"

Angel was right of course. Sir Pentious always warned her when he was hitting that point where he wasn't thinking straight and so he would go cool off alone.

"Well….. We made out a lot, held hands and slept next to each other. I think we're doing just fine."

"There's teenagers who go faster than ya!"

"S-shut up!"

Vaggie threw the remote at him but he dodged it at the last second and cackled.

"Come on now! I know ya ain't no prude!"

Vaggie turned pink.

"It's not like that you dipshit! I'm nervous!"

She sank down into the couch, trying to hide.

"It ain't that big of a deal girl. Yer making it seem like it's life changin' or some shit."

"You realize I've never touched a man in my life right? What if I do something wrong? What if it's bad for him? It keeps me up at night sometimes, Angel and I do give a damn whether someone who is with me is enjoying themselves."

"Baby! Women are the most difficult ta please- but that's not their fault. Women are like ovens, they have to preheat. Men are like microwaves! It don't take much to make 'em happy!"

"I mean…. I guess that's true…." she said thoughtfully.

"See? Ya don't have to make a big deal about it. He's gonna be fuckin' happy with whatever ya decide ta do ta him. He's just happy ta be with ya. Whatever stumblin' virgin like movements ya pull, he's gonna think yer the queen."

Vaggie grimaced, "I don't want to do it to him. That sounds rather impersonal."

"Why don't ya ask someone else in a relationship? Ya know who would probably understand ya more? Smiles would."

"I swear to god if you make that suggestion ever again I will rip all your arms off!" she shrieked, "You think I want to fucking talk to him of all people?!"

"I thought ya were over it-

"Just because I don't talk about it doesn't mean it doesn't hurt Angel. I didn't tell you what she said to me but I can tell you I'm pissed she made me look like a fuckin' idiot! I don't like her like that! I don't want to talk to him about this either!"

She jumped up.

"Alright shit…. I'm sorry. I was wanting ta help ya…."

Vaggie sighed.

"I get it…. I do…. Sorry Angel Dust."

She rubbed her temples.

"Hey, hey…. I wasn't tryin' ta piss ya off."

"Thanks."

Angel placed two hands on her shoulders.

"He's a great guy! He's gonna be happy with whatever ya two do. Don't stress it, ok?"

"Fine."

But….

She thought about it all day. Her day finished late, like eight at night late and she threw herself on her bed. She barely ate her dinner. All she could think about was his flustered face. It made her a little sad he barely wanted to be the big spoon. Well…. She understood why.

Vaggie buried her face into her pillow and groaned loudly.

Why is this so difficult? Maybe I'm making it harder than I should be….. Angel is right…. I could give Sir Pentious a freakin' stick and he would think it was amazing.

She groaned again.

I need to sleep. At least I have tomorrow off. I can go over tomorrow in the morning. I wish he would be more open to a cell phone to make this easier on us to make plans.

Vaggie didn't even bother showering or changing out of her work clothes, she just fell asleep.

X

X

Vaggie dragged her ass out of bed and showered. She stood under the water for a good thirty minutes before she attempted to wash her hair. She was still exhausted, having tossed and turned all night. She rubbed her eyes hard before attempting to dry off.

She made her way down to the lobby feeling like death.

I'll feel better when I get to his place.

She smiled wide.

"Vaggie!"

She stopped in her tracks and turned to see Charlie coming at her. She resisted the urge to sigh. It was her day off and she didn't want to do anything. Most of the new sinners were jerks and she needed a long break before she punched one of them.

"Are you heading over to Sir Pentious' place?"

"Yea, why?"

"I figured since you have been so cool, working extra hours and everything…. You can have tomorrow off too. Angel Dust said he would be willing to help out if I needed it. So go ahead and have fun!"

She arched an eyebrow, "Thanks? I'll do that."

X

X

Vaggie almost dozed off on the way there, so the driver had to wake her up. She stretched and got out. She scratched her head and knocked on the big metal door. It started to open up slowly with one of the Egg Bois popping out.

"Vagatha!"

"Hey…. I know it's early…. Can I come in?"

"Yea! Mr. Bossman is still asleep! He went to bed late!"

"Alright, well I want to sleep some more, so I'll go lay with him."

The egg minion opened the door more for her to slip through. Vaggie made her past the blimp that was almost done and straight to his room. She pulled back the curtain to see he was curled up on the side he slept on when she was there.

Awwww

She stepped in and placed the curtain back where it belonged. She slipped off her shoes and stepped over him carefully. The moth demon laid down and pressed herself against his back. She jumped slightly when he rolled and wiggled around until he was facing her.

Sir Pentious cracked an eye open to look at her. She smiled, looking a little guilty for waking him up.

"Did I sleep all day?" he slurred out.

"N-no… I came over really early. You can go back to bed. I would love to nap with you."

"Alright…."

He was out again and it didn't take long for her to fall back asleep either. She always slept better beside him.

X

Sir Pentious woke up first to see the color white.

Have I gone blind?!

He jerked his head back in shock. His eyes widened to the size of dinner plates to see his lovely moth girlfriend sleeping beside him. He tried thinking….

Did I see her this morning?

He racked his brain…. He had been tired from staying up late last night. He knew for sure she wasn't there last night. He frowned.

Oh yea…. She came in this morning and wanted to nap.

She was snuggled up under the sheet, curled up in a ball. Her pink bow was barely hanging on in her hair and her hair was sticking up in places. She was drooling slightly, making him smile. He brushed her messy bangs from her face, making her wrinkle her nose in her sleep.

"Good morning, beautiful."

"Morning…. Sir Pentious."

She blinked a few times, a sleepy smile on her face. She pulled a hand from under the sheet and touched his cheek, stroking it down to his chin. She closed her eye and allowed her hand to drop to his chest.

"I love you….."

She dozed off again and was out.

Well, Sir Pentious was definitely awake now. His face heated up bright red and his body stiffened up like a piece of wood.

WHAT

He did not expect that. The initial shock wore off and he got out of the bed as carefully as possible to not to wake her up. He slithered away as quickly as possible and decided to have a panic attack in his kitchen area before she decided to wake up for the day.

X

Vaggie woke up an hour later and she stretched in his bed. She sat up and scratched her head.

I need to brush my hair.

She got up and pulled out her bow. She headed for the bathroom with a yawn. Luckily the door was open and she went in. She grabbed her spare brush and started brushing out her hair.

Vaggie stopped, her hand dropped to her side, leaving her brush wedged in her hair.

Oh my god

Oh…

My

God

DID I REALLY SAY THAT DID I EVEN MEAN IT

HOLY SHIT VAGGIE

She shut the bathroom door and placed her hands on the vanity. She started hyperventilating before attempting to fan her face off.

Alright. Alright…. I mean….

She turned on the water and splashed some on her face.

How could she not? He was everything she could want in a person. He was considerate, generous, he was patient and the added bonus of being very cute especially with the facial expressions he made when he was embarrassed. He was smart, creative and thoughtful.

Vaggie smiled to herself.

I guess I do.

She left the bathroom once she was finished in there and started walking through the lair to find the snake demon of her affections. It was oddly quiet too. There were no Egg Bois running around and shouting.

"Hmmm….. That's odd."

She went to the kitchen and sat down, waiting. She frowned.

He really needs a phone.

Vaggie started drumming her fingers against the table.

Where did they all go?

Vaggie wandered around for a little bit then grabbed her phone. She normally didn't care for social media that much but she was so damn bored, she didn't know what to do with herself. She went back to the bedroom and left the curtain open.

Maybe I made him uncomfortable. I mean…. I was asleep. Maybe it was too fast for him.

She bit her lip.

I messed up.

She threw an arm over her eyes and sighed heavily. She wasn't going to leave until he returned but it was around three in the afternoon already.

She ended up finding enough to make herself a sandwich that she would eat then she sat down. She looked around while she ate.

Maybe I should just go home.

Vaggie made her way through the kitchen and to the front door when it flew open to reveal Sir Pentious standing there. His face was bright pink the moment they locked eyes. She arched an eyebrow at him, waiting for him to stay something. His poor hat looked embarrassed too.

The Egg Bois started marching in on the side of her carrying wire, metal scraps and tools.

Oh. It's probably for the blimp.

"I thought I um….. Made you uncomfortable and you wanted me to leave."

He looked confused.

"No Vagatha….. I just needed some extra pieces for my work and all that stuff….." he said, trailing off.

"Next week, we're getting you a phone. I'll buy it for you."

Sir Pentious made a face but Vaggie placed her hands on her hip and gave him a stern look.

"I know you won't move into the hotel and I'm fine with that but I also miss you and it's lonely. I also won't ever know if anything happens to you either. What if one day you need help? How are you going to get a hold of me or anyone else?"

"Ah, well I haven't thought of that. I really hadn't had to worry about that before since it was just…. Us."

"Well, now you have me to worry about you."
She took his hand and gave it a gentle squeeze.

"I really do worry. I can't stay with you all the time but I would worry less if you had a phone. Sorry about dropping in by the way…."

He cleared his throat and slithered inside, pulling her away from the door.

"I barely remembered you showing up at first. I was up late last night. I hope you can forgive that."

"It's all good."

"I should've left you a note. My apologies dear…. I just wasn't thinking straight. I just grabbed my list and took off."

"Well, um…. I have some good news for you. I can stay tonight and tomorrow night. If that's ok."
Sir Pentious lit up.

"Really?"
"Yup-

He embraced her and hugged her tightly.

"Can't breathe-

He loosened his grip on her and pulled back some.

"I love that you get to stay longer. Won't you be bored watching me work on my machinery?"

Vaggie shrugged, "I can always help. You make it look like fun."

She grabbed the front of his black and yellow coat, pulling him in for a kiss. He froze up for a few seconds, his face heating up enough to almost give Vaggie a sunburn. She smirked a little. No matter how many times she kissed him, he always became shy and uneasy about it but he never wanted to stop until he got too excited and had to go stand in a corner by himself.

"I wasn't lying with what I said earlier," she said softly, "I thought I scared you off."

"You…. You really mean it?"

Vaggie nodded. The snake demon looked thoughtful for a moment.

"You can have some time to think about it. You've been pretty patient with me so it's alright."

"Um, yes I think I need some time to think about it."

"Well, let's start working! It'll be fun!"

Vaggie gave him one last peck on the cheek before she went skipping for the blimp. Sir Pentious placed a hand over the spot she kissed and he smiled.

It most certainly was worth the wait.

X

Vaggie would've thought with ten Egg Bois, Sir Pentious would've had a lot more done but she could see why they didn't. More than once she had to save one from being tangled in the new wire. She saved one from being cooked by a live wire then she saved one that nearly fell off the edge.

No wonder he had so many in the first place. My god-

"You imbeciles! Vagatha is saving you more than you actually getting some work done!"

"Yes Boss!"

The snake sighed and started rubbing his temples. Vaggie snorted, turning back on the welding torch. She had promised them all pizza so maybe they were distracted by that. She finished the few pieces on the top her boyfriend needed to finish and she slid off the top. She landed onto the platform a few feet down and headed for outside to use her phone.

After her call, she went back inside to see the Egg Bois running around trying to put things away. It was eight in the evening already. Sir Pentious came out of the blimp and down the stairway. He looked tired and he was covered in dirt. Vaggie looked the same way…. Less annoyed though.

"I'll wait for the pizza. You should go wash up," she said, leaning against the wall with a smile.

"Thank you milady."

He bowed to her slightly, careful not to knock off his hat and disappeared. The Egg Bois finished everything up and they headed to the table chanting 'Pizza! Pizza!' for a while. Vaggie couldn't help but snort at their enthusiasm and she went outside to wait.

Luckily, her boyfriend finished as the food got there so she didn't have to fight them to save him some. They were little garbage disposals- almost worse than Angel when they spaghetti or Charlie made that weird fruit cake that tasted like bananas.

Sir Pentious looked a little more refreshed and less tired.

"Would you like a bath milady?"

"I will after I eat…. I have a feeling there won't be any left."

The snake sighed, "I believe you may be right about that."

Vaggie giggled and nodded. The Egg Bois dived right into the pizza, nearly destroying three boxes in a blink of an eye.

"They're like kids," she said out loud.

"Very annoying kids," he muttered, making her snicker, "Since I haven't had any children, I had wanted some but after having them made, I had changed my mind rather quickly."

The moth demon snorted.

"I was never very good with kids but they don't bother me too much."

Sir Pentious arched an eyebrow, "You're not? You could've fooled me."
"Well, when I was alive, I dated a woman who had her son really young. Because she had to leave him with babysitters all the time so she could work, he was a brat. I know it wasn't his fault. When I dated her- mind you I was only eighteen at the time and she was nineteen, I became the most constant person in his life. He actually respected me enough not to be a pain in the ass usually but when she started dumping him on me to go party, I broke it off after six months."

She sighed loudly.

"I know I hurt that boy and I apologized but he wasn't mad at me…. He was mad at his mother. He was pretty grown up for a five year old. He told me… I was the closest thing to a dad he ever had and he wished he could go with me. I sent him a birthday card for a few years until I died."

"That sounds…. Rather difficult."

"It was. So, I made the rule I would never date another woman with kids… It was too hard. I know I pissed a few of them off but hey, I'm allowed to have my preferences."

"I couldn't fault you for feeling that way. I would be upset too if that happened."

"Well, her own parents were shit and she had the kid at fourteen so…. She didn't have the best example but she did work a lot…. Until we got together and I was paying half her bills when I barely moved in with her at the four month mark."

"I never dated a man or woman with children so I can't relate."

Vaggie blinked.

"You like men?"

Sir Pentious nodded, "I had more luck with them than women. Though most of it was in secret considering the time I was alive."

She nodded.

"Hell is more accepting of us than the living plane ever did. It was rather sad."

Sir Pentious smiled at her, "You have me now, so you don't have to worry about that."

"That's true."

X

That night, Vaggie took a bath and headed for bed. Her boyfriend had said they were almost done with the blimp…. If the Egg Bois would listen, it would be done tomorrow. She smiled thinking it all started thanks to Alastor blowing up his blimp in the first place.

I won't thank him for that.

Dick.

She pulled the curtain back and smiled at the snake demon who was reading.

"Ah! Do you feel better my milady?"

"Yea I do! I feel a lot better but I'm sore from all that bending over."

Sir Pentious turned pink as he gaped at her.

"From the welding."

"O-o-oh yes. O-of course."

She snickered as she put the curtain back in place and crawled over him. He looked away from her, his face turned tomato red. She wasn't sure how long it would take for his face to return to normal.

"Are you tired?"

"Slightly…."

"Alright then. Let's sleep. Would you be willing to hold me this time though?"

"S-sure."

So, Sir Pentious held her close while trying to think of gross thoughts or something about his machines to ignore how close she was.

X

The next morning, Vaggie pulled herself out of bed and made breakfast for everyone. It was a little weird to see egg creatures eating eggs but she knew chickens would eat their own eggs or cannibalize under stress so she just rolled with it. She took her plate and the plate she made for her boyfriend to his room.

She pulled the curtain back with her foot. She knelt down carefully.

"Hey…. Pentious."
He moved a little bit.

"I made you food."

Sir Pentious looked up at her with his eyes barely cracked open.

"It smells good. What time is it?"

"Ten in the morning."

The snake demon sat up and rubbed his eyes.

"Thank you dear."

She put her plate on the end of the bed.

"Let me get your tea."

"What?"

"I made tea. Hold on."

She returned in two minutes and handed him a cup of tea. She was careful and stepped on the bed. She started eating and drinking her own tea.

"You didn't have to do this for me."

Vaggie glanced up at him.

"I did it…. Cause I love you."

Sir Pentious choked on his food.

"Sorry…."

"You really mean it?" the snake demon asked.

Vaggie smiled with a nod.

"Thank you Vagatha. I mean it…."

"You're very welcome."

They ate their breakfast in silence. Vaggie gave him a kiss on the cheek and went to do the dishes.

They managed to do the rest of the blimp and they painted it in shades of black and golden yellow. Vaggie accidentally dumped a half empty bucket of paint on one of the Egg Bois. Her and the other nine enjoyed turning him into a dark Easter egg.

It took a while to get all the paint off of her and Sir Pentious helped her, rubbing the paint off her hands. She smiled fondly while he helped her out.

"I want to thank you for all the help. You made things a lot easier on me and it was more enjoyable."

"I'm more than happy to help."

Sir Pentious dried off her hands carefully.

"You're really amazing Vagatha….. I'm glad you came to me that night. I honestly thought you were there to finish me off with the way you looked at me."

Vaggie grinned, "I know… I can't help I have resting bitch face."
"I don't think you have that at all."

He reached up and touched her face carefully.

"You're too wonderful to be considered a bitch."

She snorted, "Wait until we're together for years. You'll change your mind."

He blinked a few times.

"You think….?"

"Only if we try."

Vaggie stood up and grabbed his hands.

"Come on."

Sir Pentious looked a little confused.

"Where are we going?"

"To your room…. Of course."

He said nothing more as he slithered with her. She pulled the curtain back and went in first. He went in next. Vaggie kicked off her flip flops and pulled him down onto the bed with her. She smiled up at him, holding his face.

"Only if you want to but I want to…. Show you. If that's ok."
"I- Well…. Yes."

Clothes were thrown around the room within minutes with heated make out noises filling the small area. Sir Pentious slipped his hands over hers and intertwined their fingers.

"Vagatha."

She opened her eye and looked up at him.

"Yes?"

"I love you."

Vaggie smiled back, "I love you too."