Chapter 6!
Bella, Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, Jasper
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A/N: Diaries! Review!
Edward's Diary
My dearest Diary, (and Bella because I know she is reading this)
Today I got grounded by my beautiful, perfect, WONDERFUL girlfriend. She sent me to my room because Rosalie wanted a puppy! Bella says I need to learn my lesson, but I don't want to! I will never learn my lesson because I did nothing wrong!
I mean, Rose doesn't need a puppy! She already has Emmett, who she feeds, and plays fetch with, and cleans up after when she takes him for a walk!
Bella can take her discipline and shove it up her-
Dear Ed's Diary,
Edward is currently at the bottom of the ocean. He will write again when he apologizes for his behavior.
~ Bella
OMG! Bella just threw me in the ocean, made me sink to the bottom, swim back up, and walk (WALK!) home!
But that is perfectly okay because my lovely girlfriend is perfect; so I cannot complain.
Love forever,
~Eddie Boy
P.S. SAVE ME! BELLA IS A PSYCHOTIC LUNATIC!
*~xxx~*
Jasper's Diary
Dear Diary,
I feel all emotional right now. On the one hand, I am angry at Alice, on the other hand I suddenly want a puppy , and on my strange, nonexistent third hand I feel like cutting myself.
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!
I can't write any more, I have nonexistent tears to cry.
-Jasper 'The Empath'
'Empathy man!' ' Empathy boy!'
*~xxx~*
Emmett's Diary
Deer Dairy,
I forgot why I'm writing, I think it was to remind myself to eat Jasper's new puppy.
See ya!
Emet!
(Emmett! You spelled your name wrong!)-Rose
A/N:I have a brother! He is 13 and he keeps forgetting what A/N means. Review or he will never remember! (if you read this, please include the meaning of A/N)