Sorry for the long wait people! Things have been really hectic and all, what with someone's (ahem) Engagement Party coming up soon. But here's the next chapter. Hope you enjoy it (:

"SHE'S WHAT!" Tanya screeched. I felt the urge to cover my ears with my hands.

"You heard me, bitch." Rose replied.

Tanya turned to Edward. "YOU FUCKED HER ALREADY?"

"Tanya!" Esme said sternly. "We do not use that kind of language in my house. Say those kinds of words again and I will be forced to ask you to leave."

Tanya grimaced as Edward nodded. "We did have sex, but we were drunk."

The last part of his speech was added quickly and I felt hurt that he would have to suck up to her like that. I wanted to give her a piece of my mind, but that would only start a whole bunch of shit.

"I can't believe you would cheat on me," Tanya whispered, tears filling her eyes.

Rose, Alice, and I scoffed. We knew she was playing around with Edward's feelings.

"Well, he didn't technically cheat on you genius," Alice started. "They were going to have sex anyway since Bella's your surrogate."

The girls and I smirked at her as she looked at Edward and then stomped out the front door, slamming it shut with a loud bang.

"Well, that went well," Esme snorted. Everyone laughed but Edward.

"Aw come on Edward. We just did it for fun!" Rose commented. Edward shook his head.

"You lied to Tanya. She's not pregnant. There's no fucking way she could be pregnant. We only fucked last night, for God's sake!" He exclaimed, throwing his hands up.

"Edward," Esme scolded. "We don't use that kind of language in this house!"

"Sorry ma," he mumbled. He sat down on one of the chairs and scrubbed his face with his hands.

"Well then," Alice said. "I suggest you take Bells upstairs and fuck her into oblivion."

I backed away from Alice and everyone turned to look at her. "What?" She asked. "Sorry mom."

I shook my head and sat down. "That was horrible," I said putting my head in my hands.

"I'm sorry Edward," Rose whispered sitting near him.

"It's okay," he said. "I'm over it. Tanya will get over it."

I raised my head and saw him get up. "Come on," he said as he reached towards me. I put my hand in his and he pulled me up and dragged me up the stairs to my bedroom.

"Uh, what are you do-" I was silenced by one of his amazing kisses as he pressed me up against my closed bedroom door.

"Forget about everyone. Just focus on you, me, and us." I didn't know what had happened to him to make him act like this, but I wanted to be with him again.

He was much better than the other fuckers I've had. I lost my virginity in my sophomore year of college with some douchebag named Tyler. It was a good thing I was drunk as hell because if I wasn't, I would've kicked his ass if he even touched a strand of my hair. The second time I had sex, was with my first serious boyfriend in junior year of college. Jacob Black. He kept asking me out and I kept saying no. The last time he asked me out to dinner, I gave in and we were together until graduation. We broke up because Tanya and her skanky self, threw herself at Jacob and he apparently 'forgot' about me. I flipped him the finger and walked out of his life for good.

I snapped out of my trip to memory lane when Edward ripped my shirt from my body. I gasped as he led me to the bed. We tore each other's clothes off as we engaged in a heated make out session. I did as he asked and forgot about everyone, only focusing on him.

~*Our Son*~

Edward made me cum at least 3 or 4 times… I think. I lost count after two. I'm retarded I know, but until you have sex with Edward Cullen, don't judge me!

"Are you really pregnant?" He asked, panting.

I laughed. "Edward, last night was the first night we had sex. I can't get pregnant that fast." I grabbed his shirt and threw it over my head as I made my way over to the bathroom.

He laughed. "Oh yeah, never mind."

I chuckled and shook my head as I fixed my hair in the bathroom mirror. It looked like Edward's; sticking up in every direction.

"Hey Edward if I knew you could fuck up my hair like this, I would've came to you in high school when we had crazy hair day during spirit week."

He laughed and I heard a loud thump. I ran into the bedroom and fell on my knees, laughing really hard. Edward had rolled off the bed, onto the floor. We both were laughing so hard, we were crying. We heard the bedroom door bang open and there stood Emmett, Rose, Alice, and Jasper, just staring at us. When they saw Edward on the floor they too, burst out laughing. Thank god he had put his boxers back on.

After we had cleaned up the bed and helped Edward off the floor, we all trudged down the stairs, deciding what we would eat for lunch.

"You two must be very hungry, am I right?" We all looked at Emmett. "What?" he shrugged.

We shook our heads as Edward spoke up. "As a matter of fact, I am pretty hungry. Let's order some Chinese."

Everyone nodded and I went upstairs to change into something more appropriate than Edward's t-shirt and short shorts. I found Edward's sweat pants thrown in the corner of my room and grabbed it, throwing it on with a tank top. His sweat pants were huge and I had to pull the drawstring at least three times. I combed through my hair and went back downstairs.

"Did you guys order already?" I asked.

"Yes and we got your General TSO's Chicken," Alice replied. I grinned and jumped on the chair near Edward.

"Thank you," I said. Everyone knew my love for the Chicken was strong. I could eat that every day and never tire of it.

"Are those my sweats?" Edward asked curiously.

I grinned at him and ran to the kitchen to get a glass of water. As I was drinking, I thought about how it would be to have a baby. It would be a big responsibility and I knew everyone else would help out. The Chinese food came really fast and we all grabbed our containers and ate until we knew for sure we would pop any second.

After we ate, we sat in the living room and had a movie marathon. Something we did every Saturday and Sunday. By the time we had the 4th movie on, Alvin and the Chipmunks (Emmett's favorite), I was knocked out, my head on Edward's chest and his arm around my shoulder, pulling me close to him.

So… was this chapter good? I'd like to know please (: