What are You Doing in My Hollow
A Scarlet Hollow/Shrek crossover fanfiction
(I'm so sorry)
A/N: This is satire. Anyone caught taking this seriously will be made to watch a run of Scarlet Hollow where every choice is random, then saved over their canonical run's file.
Chapter 1:
You jolt awake as the bus hits a particularly nasty bump. You take a moment to remember why you are in this situation, surrounded by the stale air and road noises. It comes back to you in a flash: a message from your cousin; a funeral; a bus ticket. And now you're here, on your way to somewhere far away from home. Far, far away.
It's then that you notice that the guy sitting across from you has apparently been talking at you the whole time you were asleep. It's like this guy is determined to be your friend despite your sour disposition towards him.
"So anyway as I was saying, parfaits are the perfect food. I mean, come on, everybody likes parfaits." His attention is suddenly grabbed by something out the bus window, as he muses, "I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder."
You nod absent-mindedly and try to ignore his prattling. His voice reminds you of someone, but you can't quite place it.
As you reach your stop, he tells you that you look hungry. "Here, take these." He hands you a bag, brim-full and dripping a sticky, sweet substance. "They're waffles. I made them myself."
Your response:
(hot) (flirt) "I know I'm not a dragon, but I can still show you a good time"
Accept the syrupy mess
Tell the stranger that you're allergic to waffles
Turn to the next chapter without making a decision, since in this linear storytelling format, the illusion of choice will always fall short of the reality
…
As you exit the bus, the radio is loudly blaring "All Star" by Smash Mouth. You're not sure why you noticed that.
A/N: This story is the result of a joke in the Scarlet Hollow Discord. Once again, I'm sorry