Sam woke up from his nap a few hours later
"hey, where's lafawnda?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"she died"
"shit!"
"oh and so did jackie chan"
"fuck"
"she was murdered by the phantom of the opera"
"seriously?!"
"I know right?"
"that's like the worst musical ever!"
"well i don't know if i would say worst... I mean Chicago's pretty bad"
You're kidding right?"
"What!? it doesn't even have a plot and the songs are tacky"
"tacky? TACKY?! you have seen phantom of the opera haven't you?"
"OMIGOD YOU GUYS ARE SO GAY" banana interrupted
"god sorry"
"so where are we off to next"
"dunno sammy... i was kind of hoping something weird would have jumped out at us by now... but it just feels kind of like season 1 so far..."
"i have been feeling oddly heterosexual" benny chimed in
They stopped at a burger joint in the woods of alaska and were looking thru the menu when dean realized it was a vegan restaurant
"shit man i ain't eatin any of this rabbit food crap. come on let's go"
They walked back outside and were about to hit the road when sam noticed there was something missing.
"hey, does something seem off to you?"
"yeah... i noticed something too" said dean
"you have got. to. be. kidding. me." said the banana
"what?"
"do i really have to fucking point it out to you"
everyone just kind of stood around and looked at each other
"THE IMPALA IS GONE"
"hey sarah"
"it's paula"
"ok peggy, listen, did you see anyone get into an impala and drive away"
"um... well..."
"spit it out colin firth"
"there was this hipster kid kind of looking at it... but that was all i saw"
dean slammed his fist down on the counter. sam pushed him aside
"sorry m'am interogating alaskan waitresses isn't really my friend's forte"
"um yeah I can see that."
"so are you sure you didn't see anything else?"
"yeah"
"how about any suspicious activity in general"
"well there was a pack of bears in here earlier."
"bears...like wild bears?"
"no like bears."
"oh...interesting...well I'm just going to go consult my partner..."
"hey Dean I don't think we're gonna find anything here."
"wait,I think the guy I'm talking to might know something."
"yeah" said a voice that was coming from behind dean "that hipster kid totally stole your car."
Dean stepped aside to reveal a ginger midget who looked kind of like jabba the Hutt
"holy shit!"
"wow racist" said the banana
"sorry"
"so" continued dean "can u tell us anything else about this guy."
"well his pants were too short and he was wearing one of those gay english teacher jackets"
"you mean tweed?"
"sure whatever."
"is that all?"
"well he had a lot of zits and an annoying face but that's all i remember i swear on the grave of my grandma's cat tootsie."
"alright thanckz"
"so what's are game plan" sam said staring into dean's eyes
dean raised his eyebrows slightly
"well first i think we need to find a means of transportation"
"HEY CAS WHERE THE FUCK R U"
"oh god" benny rolled his eyes
"it sounds like cas and these two yahoos are in an abusive relationship"
"don't i know it"
benny and the banana clinked glasses and both took a shot of whiskey
"what do you guys want, i was in the middle of having sex with edward cullen"
"what"
"what"
"what"
"what"
"we just wanted to know if you could give us a lfit?
cas sighed "where to?"
"i dunno... where do nerds gather"
"there parents basements?"
"well then... TO A NERD'S BASEMENT!"