Hello! I'm back from Arizona! Gosh, it was soooooo beautiful! One of the prettiest places I've ever been. Especially Phoenix, I can see why Bella loved it so much! Anyway just to warn you this is a pretty short chapter, I wrote it on my way back from Arizona at 11 at night, in a moving car, with only the light of a flashlight, after driving 8 hours so yeah, don't hate me! Thank you to all of my reviewers I would name you all, but I'm still really tired from driving 14 hours and getting home at 4 in the morning!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight Stephenie Meyer does

Revenge

Bella POV

I yawned in Rose's arms pretending to be sleepy, I wasn't really tired, but this was all part of plan Revenge. Rosalie smiled at me.

"C'mon little girl," Rose said with mock severity,"It's your bedtime."

"Mmkay." I agreed.

We walked up the stairs and just as she was about to open my door I quickly put on my sweetest voice and asked,

"Mom, could I sleep in yours and Emmett's room tonight?" I widened my eyes innocently.

She did the same thing she did every time I her mom. She put her hand over her lips and mouthed 'mom' before breaking out in a huge grin. I always found her reaction a little strange. When I called Esme mom, she would just smile proudly and kiss my cheek. I didn't call Alice mom, because she was my best friend -my sister- so I always called her sis, or sissy. Before I could muse any longer I was suddenly being carried away by Rose who had answered with a quick

"Of course, sweetheart"

As she twisted the handle on the door, I shut my eyes tightly, covered my ears and waited for it.

1

...

2

...

3

...

"EMMET MCCARTY CULLEN!"

Yep, that was my cue. I wiggled out of Rose's grasp and dashed down the stairs. I stumbled on the last step, but was caught by Alice. She took me over the couch and placed me on her lap, between Edward and Jasper. My part was over, now I could just sit back and enjoy the show.

Em POV

20 minutes earlier

Jeez, the nerve of Rosie saying that I have a short intention span. I do NOT have a freaking short intention sp- HOLY SHIT A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE!

I sprinted over to the desk and found the latest edition of playboy sitting there with a note attached.

Dear Emmett,

I'm sorry for saying you were a bad influence on Bella. Here's a magazine I know you'll like ;) to make it up to you.

Sincerely,

Edward A. Cullen

Well, damn right he should be sorry! Huh, who knew they sold playboys to gay guys. Ohhhhh, that was a good one, I'll have to lock that one in the vault for the next time I see Edward. I continued to flip through the pages, then I heard the door creak and a sweet voice say "Of course, sweetheart!"

Oh, shit.

I ran as fast as I could to the conjoined bathroom- a prop of course- and tried to shove the magazine down the toilet. I looked back to see Rosalie with Bella in her arms, frozen in the doorway, her eyes zeroed in on the toilet, or more importantly what was in it. Suddenly she shrieked,

"EMMETT MCCARTY CULLEN"

Just as quickly Bella was out of Rose's arms and speeding down the hall.

Well,damn. There goes my only reason for Rose not to get violent. My eyes fell back onto my wife. She raised her fist threateningly.

"Any last words Emmett?"

"Um, don't hate me because I'm beautiful and your just jealous?"

"..."

"Wait! I think that came out wrong..."

Suddenly a fist collided with my face and I stumbled backwards. Then I was being yanked downstairs by my hair, then thrown down again. I looked to my right and saw the culprits. Alice, Jasper, Edward, and Bella.

"Emmett, we said no more playboys. How did you get this?" Rosalie asked through gritted teeth.

"Edward gave it to me!" I all but shouted.

"You're trying to tell me the 108 year old virgin bought you a playboy?" I nodded.

"Is this true Edward?" I looked at him expectantly.

"No ma'am." He answered. My jaw dropped. Rose nodded.

"I have proof, I swear!" I said defensively.

"Oh yeah? Show me." Rose asked skeptically. I plucked the note from the ground and held it up as evidence.

"See Rosie! He left a note!"

"A soggy, ink smeared piece of paper. Wow Emmett, now I'm convinced."

What was she talking about? I looked at the note. All of the words were smeared and illegible, not to mention the paper was soaking wet. Crap! It must have been stuck to the magazine when I shoved it in the toilet.

"Nothing to say? Fine, no more 'us' time for 2 months!" She said before stalking out of the room.

"No wait Rosie! I'm telling the truth I swear! There was a winky face! A winky face!" I called after her. She just gave me one very expressive finger, but quickly so Bella couldn't see.

By now everyone in the room was cracking up. Alice was the first to speak

"Hope you enjoyed the magazine Emmett!"

I growled at her.

"Why don't you go back to Santa's work shop Alice?"

Ohhhh, another one to lock in the vault. I walked out of the living room with my head held high, and my pride intact.

"You might want to unclog the upstairs bathroom when you get a chance, Em!"

Scratch that- Mostly intact.

Yeah, So make a very tired Jacky happy by reviewing! Hope you guys have had a great summer. I have school registration tomorrow, so I'm excited to get my schedule. I told you it was short but on the bright side, I think this is the fastest I've ever updated lol! Stay super freaking awesome

Love,

Jacky