Hi this is my first reaction fic, I chose this show because as of now 2/12/2022 there is only one season and it's pretty short. Please let me know about any reactions you want added, and I'll add them as soon as I get the chance.
Michelle was livid, slamming on the breaks even harder than usual, Guy had the gall to just up and leave her and E.B, just when they were all starting to get along! Without any warning, after they agreed to go together to Meepvile!? It was beyond rude. It was just! UGH! That Guy made her blood boil! Ha! He was most likely living it up!
She really shouldn't have been so upset; they hardly knew each other after all but…
It still hurt.
Meanwhile E.B sat next to her in their bubble wrapped covered car, her Mom was acting weird again, not that she didn't always stare directly ahead when driving a car but it looked like she wanted to laser eye everything in their way.
E.B just really wished she got to see Mr. Jenkins again…
Speaking of Mr. Jenkins, they were not having a good time. Contrary to E.B's Mom's belief Guy was not chilling back without a care in the world. Well I suppose he was "chilling" but not in the way anyone wants to be.
Dangling over the side of an icy cliff.
This day really couldn't get any worse.
Snerz was getting impatient, how could they not see he was the best he there could ever be?
He got one of the best con artists to get him the Chickaraffe but it kept getting delayed, what choice did he have than to send in The Goat?
If his "dearest friends" got wind of how incompetent he was being then he would be ruined.
It was lonely being at the top.
"Are you sure you don't want to stop?" asked McWinkle staring at the rookie he was training, she was certainly… eccentric.
Too eccentric.
"Of course! I'm fine sir!" said Gluntz shoving down another bite of the extra-large plate of Green Eggs and Ham.
McWinkle already knew that even his eccentric teammate wasn't going to be able to finish that. Only a crazy pycho could finish that.
In a room 8 characters were teleported in all at once with a bright flash of light, they landed in a heap.
Naturally Sam-I-Am's luck landed with him on top avoiding being squished like everyone else and hopping down with a bright cheery smile on his face. At least they were out of the cold and away from The Goat.
"Woah what just happened? Guy, look." Sam pointed to a bright red button next to a TV screen.
Guy wasn't listening and was instead extending a hand to help Michelle up, the second Michelle saw who it was, her eyes narrowed and she pursed her lips completely ignoring his hand in favor of huffing and looking away.
E.B graciously accepted the hand though, hopping up with a smile and hugging Mr. Jenkins.
The Badguys came up next, "Sam-I-Am you are under arrest. Hand over the Chickaraffe!"
Sam-I-Am backed up slowly, how was he going to get out of this one? Sam glanced over at the red button on the wall, couldn't hurt to give it a try.
"Don't move another step convict! Or we will make you eat… cantaloupe!" threatened Gluntz taking one of her many weapons out and pointing it at Sam.
Sam chuckled nervously before pressing the large red button, the TV came alight, and they were teleported to couches around the room.
Sam was sitting right next to his best friend in the whole entire world, with E.B and the chickaraffe on the other side, meanwhile Michelle was trying to ignore Guy's existence.
"Look about the-" started Guy catuiously only to immediately be shut off by Michelle looking the other way. Guy looked away and sighed, why did he even try?
On the other couch sat Gluntz and McWinkle, and on the other other couch sat Snerz.
Guy turned to Sam, "What did you do?"
"What me? I didn't do anything!" protested Sam recoiling back, "But I am sure glad I pressed that button! It's so comfy here! Is that a kitchen!? I wonder if I can make Green Eggs and Ham there!"
Guy just glared back at Sam, "Pressing a button would not be what I consider nothing."
"It was a big red one!"
"So what?"
"It was a big red one! What was I supposed to do? Not press it?"
"Exactly! If there is a random button you don't press it because look what happens!" responded Guy gesturing around to well... everything completely done and exasperated, he had just been chased by a mad goat! Then they had been teleported to who knows where, Michelle was there and mad.
"Guys, shouldn't we be more worried about them?" asked E.B pointing to the two Badguys who had already discovered that they couldn't get out of their seats, "Oh nevermind."
Snerz had landed on the bottom and was crushed under everyone's weight finally came to, without his Flerz… "Where am I!? Do you know who I am!?" Snerz felt his head, "WHERE IS MY FLERZ!? Do you know who I am!? I am SNERZ! And you will release me at once."
Snerz paused instantly upon seeing the Chickaraffe and Sam, "Give me my Chickaraffe!"
Sam blinked, he had never thought this far, his mission would be done… but… he never thought it would happen like this.
"No way!" E.B yelled before pausing herself, "Who even are you?"
"Shh, shh," shushed Michelle, "It's Snerz, the biggest man in Meepvile…what do you mean your chickaraffe?"
"I mean, MY chickaraffe! I sent the guy to get him, I'll pay him when he gives him to me, I own that chickaraffe." said Snerz impatiently grabbing towards the chickaraffe, "Now give him to me!"
"So your the one who hired them!" gasped E.B and Guy angrily glancing towards the Badguys.
Gluntz and McWinkle glanced at each other in shock. They thought they were working with him!? They were just trying to save the chickaraffe! How could they be so stupid!? It wasn't like they were the badguys here, why would they think that!?
Naturally they tried to tell them this but the keyword there was tried, they couldn't speak.
Before Michelle, E.B, and Guy could find out a way to somehow get a bludgeon and clobber Snerz the screen had finally booted up and started playing, scrawling words on the screen.
You have been brought here to watch a story. It is a story of two best friends, an unclear villain, a tragic love story, and most importantly, Green Eggs and Ham. Please refrain from attacking each other until after this is over.
"Oh boy it sounds exciting! Did you hear that Guy? TWO BEST FRIENDS! You know my favorite movie is "Two Best Buds Who Can Never Be Broken Up!" exclaimed Sam-I-Am happily shaking Guy who just put on his usual grumpy face, ignoring Sam-I-Am's excited gasps.
"That's oddly specific movie title, my favorite is about this story where a cat comes in on a boring rainy day and pulls all sorts of things out of his hat, and then they cause chaos and have fun!" commented E.B watching the intro.
"Well, I personally like the one with the green beast in it that has to learn the true meaning of Christmas!" said Gluntz popping into their conversation cheerfully, not caring if they were supposed to be enemies at the moment.
Please bear with me, I'm not the best writer, and there are no transcripts prewritten so I get to make the first yay! Unless you guys know where some are, if so please tell! :D And have a great day/night!
ALso also did you like my nods to other Dr. Suess books? :D