Hi everyone! I'm back with another chapter!
I feel so loved 'cause you guys enjoy this fic so much! TT^TT (I don't really look like that when I cry...)
There haven't been any questions, so there won't be any answering in this one.
I need to shut my yap, you guys, so you can read on!
Book 1: Chapter Four
Lunch, Part Two: All About the Stick That's Pointing Out of Harry's Butt (Plus Water That Can Magically Move Without Harry OR His Wand)
"What's that?" Percy pointed to a stick that was, quite obviously, jutting out of Harry's... arse. On the other hand, Grover was scratching his beard, possibly wondering what it was.
"What?" Harry looked to where the boy across from him was pointing to," oh, that..." The wizard grinned sheepishly as he tried to tuck "that" into his jacket without much success. As he was doing so, Nancy Bobofit and her clique of -terribly ugly- friends shoved Harry aside to get to Percy and Grover.
"Oops," Nancy pretended to sound apologetic as she plopped the rest of her lunch onto Grover's lap.
Percy was now seething mad and completely furious. And his mind froze.
It seemed like he might have missed something, considering the fact that Nancy was practically yelling,"Percy pushed me! Percy pushed me!"
This couldn't be. He couldn't remember even touching one of those dumb hairs on her head, or, to be exact, ANYWHERE. All he could recall was the sound of rushing water.
"-it grabbed her-"
"-the water from the fountain-"
"That was awesome!" exclaimed Harry, who was holding his glasses as he sat on the ground. "Oculus Reparo," he chanted silently, annoyed that this was the second time he needed to fix his glasses. And, to make this worse, he had to do this in front of everyone, as the bathrooms were locked, and the students couldn't get out of the teacher's sight.
But how did that water move? It couldn't be him, and it couldn't be his wand either...
"It was me. I pushed her," Grover told Mrs. Dodds in an effort to bail Percy out. Percy was already on probation, and the principal would have his head during in-school suspension if he ever got into any trouble.
"I don't think so, Mr. Underwood," came the swift reply from the algebra teacher. After a slight argument between the two, Mrs. Dodds and Percy walked away after she commanded Percy with a "Honey, now."
GACK! This chapter isn't any longer at all! (Even though I kinda-maybe-sorta tried.)
*Sigh* Well, that's alright; at least you get a few possible laughs from this.
Thank you, library, for allowing me to borrow this book; it's a total story-saver.
Rate, Review, Comment; it's just clicking the "review" button and typing a couple words.
Oh Percy, do you mind doing the thing with the water when you see someone who doesn't review? Thanks.