Mandy: LET'S MOVE ON TO QUESTIONS BEFORE THIS GETS TOO AWKARD! ( She presses on the applause button and applause appears from nowhere. Emmett and Jasper are still confused) Renesmee, if Jasper was a pie what flavor would he be?
Renesmee: Pumpkin.
Mandy: Why?
Renesmee: Because it's orange.
Mandy: Okkkkk, Emmett, would you marry me?
Emmett: Huh, what was the question? I was looking for the source of the applause.
Mandy: If I tell you where the applause came from would you marry me?
Emmett: ( thinks about it for a second) Sure ( then you see them ride off into the sunset on a magical unicorn followed by the Nyan cat)
Rosalie: WHAT! I DIDN'T GET TO RIDE OFFINTO THE SUNSET STALKED BY THE NYAN CAT!
Esme: Well to bad, me and Carlisle got to ride off into the sunset.
Aro: Your being very uncharacteristic today aren't you Esme?
Esme: Yes I am. I decided that it was time for me to stop being the emo mother person who stans in the back ground doing nothing cool.
Aro: Ahhhhhh I made that change quite some years ago as well.
Alec: BACKSTORY!
Aro: It was back when the Volturri was nothing more than a simple detective show. Me and Caius were sitting in our customized spinny chairs, of course Caius had the better chair. And a cat. I don't really know where that cat came from though.
Caius: Now that I think about, neither do I.
Aro: Anyway, I could tell by the way Jane walked that she had something on her mind. She sat down so gracefully a ballerina would come to tears. When she spoke she had a voice like nails on a chalk board. She said " Aro, Caius! Stop pretending your in a detective show and take me and Alec hunting for once!" And, of course, it was Caius who took them hunting while I stayed behind doing nothing important. That's when I decided to stop being an emo mother person because I am a guy! So I took over the Volturri and Here I am today!
Mandy:...
Madeline:...
Edward:...
Esme:...
Bella:...
Renesmee:...
Alice:...
Jasper:...
Emmett:...
Carlisle:...
Alec:...
Jane:...
Felix:...(still being a creeper)
Caius:...
Rosalie:...
Demitri: (sobs) I hate these teenage vampire romance novels! ( as he sits in the corner rocking back in forth reading New Moon)