Glee:
The Perks of Braces and Glasses:
Chapter 11:
The performance:
It was time for the New Directions to perform. This year, they decided to let the five of the boys start their performance with a song from one of Tyger's favourite musicals...
Principal Figgins: And now, for the final act of the evening, our very own glee club, New Directions!
(the audience applaud.)
We Are The Altar Boyz:
(Joe is Matthew, Sam is Mark, Tyger is Juan, Jake is Abraham, and Ryder is Luke.)
[Matthew]
There's a brand new sound, that's going 'round the world
[Mark, Luke, Abe, Juan]
world, world, world, world...
[Matthew]
It's deep in the heart, of every boy and girl
[Mark, Luke, Abe, Juan]
girl, girl, girl, girl...
[Mark]
But it's not so new,
it's primitive and tribal... if you look you can find it, in Gideon's Bible
[Luke]
To the ends of the earth, we're trying hard to reach, every chance that we get,
we always like to preach
[Juan]
And we feel so good,
it never fails to please us when we spread the word of the one and only Jesus
[All]
Jesus!.. Now we don't believe in hurtin' or in hatin'
'Cause that's the kind of stuff that leads to Satan
We believe in showing lots of love
'Cause that's the way to get to, heaven above
We are the Altar Boyz
[Matthew]
You know we're comming to your town
[All]
We are the Altar Boyz
[Mark]
We're gonna knock the devil down
[All]
We are the Altar Boyz
[Juan]
We're going to sing to you today
[All]
We are the Altar Boyz
[Luke]
We always kneel when we pray
[All]
We are the Altar Boyz
[Abe]
You know we love to dance and rhyme
[All]
We are the Altar Boyz
[Mark]
We quote the scriptures all the time
[All]
We are the Altar Boyz
[Matthew]
And I think you'll
[All]
Find... we're gonna altar your mind, your mind, your mind, your mind
[Matthew]
You know who's in the house?
[All]
Who who who?
[Matthew]
God is in the house
[All]
Yeah yeah yeah!
[Luke]
Everybody make some noise!
[All]
Woooah
Hallelujah Hallelujah x2
Everybody's making some, making some noise x2
Jesus is here, and he loves us all x2
Jesus Christ is here x2
Introductions!
[Matthew]
Matthew!
[Mark]
Mark!
[Luke]
Luke
[Juan]
Juan
[Abe]
Abraham
[Matthew, Mark, Luke, Juan]
He's Jewish!
[All]
Father (Father), Son (Son), the Holy Ghost!
[Abe]
Now some people think, we're really kind of odd when we sing about how,
we love the Lamb of God
[All]
Yeah they like to fight!
[Matthew]
They heckle and dispute us
[All]
But we don't care!
[Matthew]
Even if they persecute us!
[Mark, Luke, Juan, Abe]
Even if they persecute us!
[All]
We are the Altar Boyz
[Matthew]
We know that God is where it's at
[All]
We are the Altar Boyz
[Mark]
Because we think he's real phat
[All]
We are the Altar Boyz
[Juan]
You know we don't get no complaints
[All]
We are the Altar Boyz
[Luke]
And we can even name the saints!
[All]
We are the Altar Boyz
[Abe]
We think that church is super fine
[All]
We are the Altar Boyz
[Mark]
We love the wafers and the wine
[All]
We are the Altar Boyz
[Matthew]
And I think
[All]
You'll find... We're gonna altar your mind!
(the audience applaud.)
Up next were the girls...
(Tina sings Mollie's parts, Unique sings Rochelle's parts, Marley sings Vanessa's parts, Sugar sings Frankie's parts, and Brittany sings Una's parts.)
Notorious:
[Mollie:]
I'm a outlaw
I'm the big boss
I'm a gangster on the dancefloor
I'm a outlaw
I'm the big boss
I'm a gangster on the dancefloor
[Rochelle:]
Don't hold back
It's nice to see somebody make an effort
You know I like it in the street lights
Like I like the spotlight
Do you like me?
[Vanessa:]
I l-l-love this track
So if you wanna come with me you should know
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like this beat
Yes, crazy & infectious
I make it my business
B-boy my resume says I'm a bad girl
Oh...
[Rochelle:]
Oh so baby look in my eyes
Do you recognise me?
I've been a bad girl
I'm a bad girl
I'm notorious
[Chorus]
I'm a outlaw
I'm the big boss
I'm a gangster on the dancefloor
(N-n-notorious)
I'm a outlaw
I'm the big boss
I'm a gangster on the dancefloor
[Una:]
Boy beware
I got a record and I'm known for my style
And everybody knows my name here
I'm the head of game here
Pleasure and the pain, yeah
Because my resume says I'm a bad girl
Oh...
[Vanessa:]
Oh so baby look in my eyes
Do you recognise me?
Oh...
I've been a bad girl
I'm a bad girl
I'm notorious
Notorious, notorious
N-n-notorious
I'm notorious
[Chorus]
I'm a outlaw
I'm the big boss
I'm a gangster on the dancefloor
The dancefloor
Oh...
[Frankie:]
So baby tell me
Can you get it from my energy?
Oh...
I've been a bad girl
I'm a bad girl
I'm notorious
[Chorus]
I'm a outlaw
I'm the big boss
I'm a gangster on the dancefloor (dancefloor)
I'm a outlaw
I'm the big boss
I'm a gangster on the dancefloor (dancefloor)
I'm a outlaw
I'm the big boss
I'm a gangster on the dancefloor
[Vanessa:]
Oh so baby look in my eyes
Do you recognise me?
I've been a bad girl
I'm a bad girl
I'm notorious
(the audience applaud.)
Then, the glee decided to perform altogether with one of their well known songs:
(Tyger and Tina have solos and sing a duet. The others sing the harmonies and back-up.)
Don's Stop Believin':
Tyger:
Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin' anywhere
Tina:
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train goin' anywhere
Tyger:
A singer in a smokey room
Tina:
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
Tyger and Tina:
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
All:
Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searchin' in the night
Streetlight, people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night
Tyger and Tina:
Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anythin' to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some are born to sing the blues
And now the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searchin' in the night
Streetlight, people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night
(guitar riff.)
All:
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight, people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight, people
Don't stop!
(the audience applaud and give a standing ovation.)
Principal Figgins: And the winner of this year's talent show is... New Directions!
Meanwhile, backstage...
Roz Washington: What?
Kitty: Coach, how could they beat us?
Roz Washington: I think I know why. And you know what we need to do.
Cheerio Daniel: Is it beg for forgiveness and join New Directions?
Kitty: No!
Roz Washington: We're going to take down Tyger Gonzalez!
Kitty: And New Directions!
THE END