Succubus Village Is The Worst
To answer your question, Zane… Yes.
More than you wanted will be revealed about Fu this chapter.
Also, I do love Nippon Ichi a lot. Why?
-FAIRY TAIL-
"This sight… it is grievous unto me," Erza said, horror etched into her face.
"Why… why does this exist? WHY MUST THIS OCCUR BEFORE MINE EYES!"
"Fuck you guys, you're not experiencing this," Zuri snapped, her voice fluctuating during thrusts, "Argh, Fu, I don't have time for this right now! Inverjaculis!"
Fu continued grabbing onto Zuri's hips and thrusting for a solid minute further, before doubling over.
"Ahhhhhh, low blow!"
Zuri fell to the ground, "All of the pain… It's been half a century since I dealt with that, argh…"
Fu stood up and flattened her skirt, if it could be called that and not a strip of cloth. No longer having to deal with the horrifying sight of Fu vigorously violating Zuri from behind, Lucy and Erza could properly register what Fu looked like.
…Lucy. For whatever reason, Fu looked exactly Lucy, but with a smaller chest. Fu put her hands on her hips, a look of intense discomfort on her face.
"So, when're you gonna let go of that spell? This is painful," Fu grumbled, bending over slightly at the waist.
"I think there's some conspiracy," Lucy said, staring at Fu, "It's not a normal conspiracy. It's not out for riches. It's just dedicated to making me see myself everywhere, in increasingly unsettling situations."
"Eh?" Erza asked, trying her hardest to keep her eyes averted from Fu.
"The first offense was Oración Seis, where Gemini decided to imitate me and lift up my shirt! The second offense was Edoras, where my Edoras counterpart enjoyed nudity and was in love with her Natsu! And now… now the gods of discomfort have deigned to drop a flat-chested me with a… a…"
"It's a penis. Though I'm not sure if you ever seen one," Fu said, shrugging.
"WHY DO YOU HAVE A… A…"
"Did you tell them my name? Or nickname?"
"Nickname," Zuri grumbled, getting up on her knees.
Fu appeared to be holding back as she stared down at Zuri. She bit down on her finger, and grunted as she bent over at the waist once more.
"This is the best and worst day," Fu hissed.
"Fu… is a futanari. Essentially, you, Lucy, only she has her equipment all of the time."
"This is just the worst day," Lucy said.
"Can you please please please please release me!" Fu begged.
"Only if you run into Empousa's house, first," Zuri said.
"…Awww… but Mama Emp'll beat me," Fu whined.
"Run!"
"Awwww!"
The succubus turned around and began sprinting, trying to keep the tears out of her eyes as she dealt with the severe back-up.
"That was the worst thing in the history of ever," Lucy said.
"Yeah," Zuri grumbled, gently massaging her backside.
"So, uh, is that going to happen every time we meet a succubus?" Lucy asked, "Are there any in there that look like Erza with equipment? Because, if so, I'm waiting out here."
"Eh… no, not that I recall. It's been so long since I'd been around her that I hadn't even thought of how she looked… mostly because she normally had pink skin. And her hair used to be cut a lot shorter. I dunno, I guess she got out of that phase of hers… and… Outverjaculi."
Erza and Lucy winced as they heard a loud sploosh sound, followed by a yelp of surprise and a separate one which conveyed total relief.
"Yeah, I didn't need those sounds," Lucy said.
"Nobody does," Erza said, quietly, staring into the distance.
"Welcome to my mornings," Zuri said, "…All of them!"
"You had the worst childhood," Erza said, "I… I'm so sorry."
Titania stepped forward and wrapped the succubus in a comforting hug.
"Well, uh, I totally dig the naked hugging," Zuri said, "But I do need to talk to Empousa soon if we're going to get everything done in the three-day limit."
Erza blinked, letting go, "Oh. Um. Yes. Right."
"We can totally naked hug later, though!" Zuri said, slowly walking towards the succubus village, "But, first, please make sure I don't die."
"Uh… Erza… Do you have any of my Keys?" Lucy asked.
"Just the one," Erza said, "Taurus."
"…I can't possibly use him to defend Zuri here. My boobs can't possibly compete with a whole village of succubae!"
"I think they could," Erza said, nodding sagely, crossing her arms.
Lucy hugged herself, "Okay, can I have some clothes?"
"Alright. Let's hurry up. We need to catch up to Zuri," Erza said, glancing out towards the succubus.
"And after all this is over?" Lucy seethed, quietly, "I'm done with this 'losing my keys' nonsense!"
-FAIRY TAIL-
Erza, decked out in the Heaven's Wheel Armor, quickly caught up to Zuri, just as the succubus looked back to make sure her bodyguards were still with her.
Lucy, however, was much slower as she was not used to Adamantine Armor.
"How… how do you move in this!" Lucy demanded, panting, "Do… do I have to keep wearing it?"
"I'm making sure you are protected. As you cannot defend yourself, and I may be busy facing an onslaught of horrific succubae, I thought it best that you be in armor that would ensure as little damage or violation comes to you."
"V-violation…!"
"Yes… such as from that Fu person…"
"Why would I bother with you two when Paizuri's here?" Fu said, clinging to the fence for support, as her knees had been rather weak.
Zuri went into a poor imitation of a combat pose at the sudden noise, prompting Fu to break into laughter. Erza and Lucy continued slowly into the village, Zuri leading them.
"I'm gonna die. Everyone is just gonna home in on me with all of the spells and that will be the end of me," Zuri rapidly muttered to herself, "This is the most terrifying day of my life…"
Lucy desperately strained to keep moving in the Adamantine Armor, which proved to be more and more of a feat demanding Herculean strength which she sorely lacked. Finally, she just stopped moving completely, frantically trying to catch her breath.
"Come on, Lucy, you've only taken two steps into the village," Erza said, ten swords hovering around her.
"This armor… urgh… why… must it be… so… heavy?" Lucy grunted with every step.
"Well, it is made for maximum defense. Hopefully, you won't have to worry about it being useful, but I'm for being safe."
"Could you guys hurry up? You guys are beyond slow," Fu grumbled, impatiently tapping her foot.
"Sorry… that I'm… wearing… tons of goddamn metal."
"Firstly, that's dumb, but whatever. Second, whatever."
Fu then picked up Lucy, who squeaked in protest, and casually walked on. Erza stared, flabbergasted by the succubus' strength. She caught Zuri's eye, who simply shrugged, as if used to it. Erza reminded herself that she probably was.
"H'okay… no one has attacked me, yet," Zuri muttered, "This is a good sign…"
"!"
"What the fu-?" Zuri started, looking around wildly.
"WHO GOES THERE!"
Zuri, Fu, Lucy, and Erza all looked about, before finally honing in on the source of the voice to find a topless woman in a red scarf with lengthy, blue hair and a short, red skirt.
"Knock it off, Lah-," Fu started.
"NO! I have to give the awesome introduction to the visitors! …Wait, why are there two of you? VILLAGE! ALERT! ALERT! FU HAS SPONTANEOUSLY ASEXUALLY REPRODUCED! MASS PANIC IS ENCOURAGED!" the topless succubus screamed, leaping down to the ground.
"I am not like her at all!" Fu and Lucy both screamed.
"These are human visitors," Zuri said, "It's just… weird that Lucy looks like Fu. Crazy, random happenstance."
"Ah. Very well. Then my introduction may proceed as originally scheduled! I AM THE GREAT LAHARL!" the succubus screamed, conjuring a massive ball of fire.
Zuri blinked, more confused than anything. Fu crossed her arms and yawned. Lucy stared at the vast ball of fire. Erza stared at Laharl's exposed chest.
"Ohhhhhh, Princess. I think you forgot something," another succubus said, from on top of the opposite building.
This succubus wore very minimal amount of clothing. She wore a collar with a ring on it and what was essentially a two-piece swim suit, with the major quirk of the bottom having a crotch window. Lucy and Erza both immediately questioned the practicality of such a garment, but wrote it off as "succubus".
"Oh. Right. This is Etna," Laharl grumbled.
"No badass introduction? Bastard!" Etna snapped, swiftly bringing her knee into Laharl's abdomen.
The two succubae began fist-fighting, while a third succubus stepped out into the open, her arms crossed. She wore a white gown with red trimmings, most prominent being the hair ribbon and the bow on her chest. The succubus giddily approached Lucy and Erza.
"Hiya! I'm Flonne. I'm with them, sometimes," she said, smiling.
"Oh dear lord, someone with clothes. My prayers have been answered!" Lucy declared.
"Oh, yay! I helped someone's prayers be answered! Miss Lamington will be so proud of me!" Flonne declared, clasping her hands together, joyously, "This is the best day ever!"
Flonne gave a little spin and caught sight once more of the squabbling succubae behind her. Both of them now wielded weapons. Laharl knocked aside a thrust from Etna's spear with her blade, retaliating with fireball.
"Oh, dear me. They're still at this… Erm… Alright… I'll just have to stop them!" Flonne declared.
"Uh, I think that may be above you," Zuri said, "Just, uh, noting their struggle."
"I could help," Erza said, snapping her fingers, prompting all of her blades to twirl at once.
"Taurus… would instantly fail, never mind," Lucy grumbled.
"Oh, no, no, no… That won't be necessary," Flonne said, cheerily, "I think I can deal with this."
"I bet yer ass it won't be good for ya," Fu said, crossing her arms.
"I… won't take that bet!" Flonne weakly declared, having thought about even the slimmest chance of losing the bet and the consequences thereof.
Flonne rushed over to the squabblers, reached down into her cleavage, and pulled out a slim, black box. Out of this box she removed a crucifix.
"By our Lord and Savior, I demand you stop the fighting!" Flonne screamed, holding it out towards them.
Laharl and Etna fell back, hissing in pain and glaring daggers at Flonne. The crucifix smoldered in her hands.
"I invoke the name of our Lord so as to command you to please be nicer!" Flonne shouted, prompting the crucifix to flash a white light.
Laharl and Etna fell back, dizzied by the light.
"Hey, she managed it without-," Zuri started.
Flonne fell back, twitching, her eyes whirling. Zuri rushed over and pulled the crucifix away from her, immediately putting it back in the black box.
"Damn it, she didn't take the bet!" Fu said, mildly annoyed.
"Aw, Flonne, really?" Zuri asked.
"Eh, I might not have actually tapped it, but I would've held it over her for a decade or two, anyways," Fu replied.
"Come on, let's hurry away before they wake up and eat up more pages," Zuri said, pushing Erza towards a specific building, amongst the smaller ones, "Hey, Fu, you still got the same house, right?"
"Yep. Never felt up to building my own, so I just spruced mine up. It's beautiful!"
"Does… does beauty imply leaving behind as many clues of sexual activity as possible?" Lucy asked.
"Shut up before I drop you," Fu snapped.
"Be nice! They're my friends!"
"That's the only reason I didn't immediately seize 'em up," Fu grumbled.
Lucy and Erza both felt their sphincters slam shut of their own volition. Lucy let out a little meep, while Erza's eyes went wide.
Zuri waved for Fu to pick up the pace, and the group rushed off to Fu's house.
-FAIRY TAIL-
Fu dropped Lucy, who fell to the floor with an earth-shaking thoom and a shriek of pain. Erza knelt beside her and began taking the armor off.
"Alright, I think you'll be safe… Hm. Is there any clothing she can borrow?" Erza asked.
"I am not sharing my clothing," Fu said, glaring at Lucy and Erza.
"But-!"
"Fuuuuuuuu, pleeeeeaaaaaase?"
"…rassin' frassin'…," Fu grumbled, as she went to her dresser drawer and began digging around.
Zuri grinned and a gave a thumbs' up to Erza as she continued undressing Lucy. Erza made herself believe it was unrelated.
"You'll have to forgive Fu. She has a minor superiority complex," Zuri whispered, leaning in close.
Erza blinked, nodding.
"Well, that seems kind of… ridiculous," Lucy muttered, still dizzied from the fall.
"Everything about Fu is ridiculous."
Erza and Lucy could only slowly nod, in complete agreement. Erza took the Adamantine armor's torso plate off of Lucy and the Stellar Spirit mage quickly sat up, a hand flying to her chest. Erza stared at her for a few moments, an eyebrow quirked.
"Not a comment from you, missy!" Lucy snapped, "That armor was the worst thing in existence! Never again! Sensible armors, only, unless I don't have to move in them!"
She stabbed her index finger at Erza, who could only stare at it. Noting Lucy's rage, she feigned horror and nodded.
"Very well," she said, a faint smile in her eyes.
Lucy's rage wasn't quelled by it. She seemed close to satisfaction, however, until the thong smacked her in the face.
"…what is this?" she demanded.
"You wanted clothes. There."
"This is a thong."
"It is clothing."
"I would like to cover my ass, damn it!" Lucy shouted, throwing the thong back at Fu.
"…why?" Fu asked, catching it effortlessly.
"Because I don't like showing my ass to the world, especially with succubae around!" Lucy screamed, indignantly.
"We'd only treat it with the greatest respect," Fu said, giving a lecherous grin.
Lucy reflexively put both hands over her butt and shied away from Fu. Erza pointed all of her Heaven's Wheel blades at Fu, glaring viciously at the succubus.
"Lucy is my girlfriend," she said, "As such, she will not be so much as harassed by any of you without a fight from me."
Fu shrugged, "I did want to use the 'go fuck yourself' joke at some point, but oh well, if you're gonna be babies about it…"
Zuri sniggered off to the side, until Erza glared her way. The succubus immediately gave an apologetic grin.
"I'd give you some of my old bottoms but, uh… Fu kind of… tore a hole in most of them," Zuri said, shrugging.
Lucy felt like tearing out her hair, but settled for clenching her fists and growling in frustration. Erza settled down beside her and hugged her, consolingly.
A string bikini flew out.
"No!"
Pasties smacked into Lucy's forehead.
"No!"
A bustier flew over Lucy's head.
"No!"
A corset flew into Lucy's lap, but was immediately thrown to the ground.
"No!"
A whole arsenal of every variation of thong flew out, until Erza and Lucy were buried under a small hill of them. Erza's swords flashed out and the thongs scattered.
"NO!"
"Come on, Fu… I gotta get to Empousa, soon," Zuri said.
"Alright, alright…," Fu said, sighing.
She handed Lucy a black and white skirt-corset combo.
"It's the best I got."
Lucy grumbled, picking up one of the discarded thongs, and began putting on her unfortunate, new attire.
"Not a word, anybody," Lucy said, her eyes narrowed.
Zuri sighed, relaxing for a moment, now that Lucy's rage had settled. Fu sat down on the bed, right beside Zuri. She snaked an arm around Zuri's shoulders and grinned.
"Remember this bed?"
"…you never replaced it? How has it not broken?" Zuri asked.
"I got one of the other succubae to reinforce the frame of the bed with steel. Had to get the wood fixed up in places, but it's worth it to keep this bed."
"What's so special about the bed?" Erza asked.
"Zuri and I slept together on this bed. It's where I first woke her up in the best way possible!"
"Was it-?" Erza started.
"It's what you saw earlier," Zuri said, rolling her eyes.
"…Ah. I was afraid of that," Erza said.
"This is the worst day," Lucy said, having finally secured her new outfit on.
"It looks great!" Erza said, cheerily.
"I'd be fine if I was just wearing this for you… but I'm going to be surrounded by succubae. Gahhhh, why!"
Lucy appeared ready to weep and gnash her teeth, as comforting as Erza was trying to be for her.
"Look, maybe we'll just hide here… I'm sure the succubae will leave us alone."
Lucy sighed and quieted down. Erza held Lucy close, making sure her grip wasn't too tight, since she was wearing armor. Titania leaned down and kissed Lucy on the forehead.
"No, don't you worry. I'll take care of this, alright?" Erza said, smiling.
Lucy nodded, smiling back.
Their sweet moment was interrupted quite abruptly by creaking noises. The girls turned around to see that Fu had apparently gotten bored, and as a direct result, had resumed her previous activities with Zuri.
"Why does this exist?" Lucy asked.
"Let's look away."
-FAIRY TAIL-
Meanwhile, back at the Fairy Tail guild, Natsu and Happy were irrelevant, and Gajeel apparently had a question for Levy.
The Iron Dragon Slayer approached the short, blue-haired mage, his arms crossed.
"So, where is lesbian and lesbianer….More lesbianier…. I didn't think this one through as much as I thought I did. Where are Erza and Lucy? Not knowing where they are makes me worried. And slightly aroused."
"What was that last one?" Levy asked, slightly shying away from Gajeel.
"Muffin button. So, uh, where are they?"
"Huh? Oh, they left to go visit the Succubus village," Levy explained.
"The Succubus village? Hot damn!" Gajeel declared, pumping his fist into the air.
"I have explicit orders from Zuri not to tell you how to get there," Levy said, meekly.
"Do you always do what the succubus tells you to?" Gajeel said, raising an eyebrow.
"That's an excellent point. You're absolutely right. I am my own person," Levy said, clenching her fists in sudden confidence.
"Then you'll tell me how to get there?" Gajeel asked, leaning down, grinning.
"Nope," Levy said, crossing her arms and looking away from Gajeel.
"WHY NOT?" Gajeel demanded, throwing his hands up in surprise.
"Because I received separate orders from Lucy also telling me not to tell you how to get there."
"OH COME ON. Fine. Do you always do what Tits McGee tells you to do?"
"Man, you're on a roll today! You're right again! I won't listen to Lucy!" Levy declared, fist-pumping.
"Beyond excellent. So, you'll tell me now?" Gajeel asked, on the verge of stroking an invisible, evil mustache.
"Nope. Because I have another set of separate orders from Erza also telling me not to tell you how to get there."
"FOR THE LOVE OF- Fine. Do you always do what Erza tells you to do?" Gajeel demanded, throwing his hands up, before crossing them.
"…Yes," Levy said, looking down.
"What the fuck ever. At this point I don't know if I even care anymore," Gajeel grumbled, defeated.
-FAIRY TAIL-
Erza and Lucy, having been subjugated to simply the noises for a solid ten minutes, had regressed into being unable to look away from the sight.
"Okay… okay… Fu… that's enough…," Zuri said.
"Ten more minutes?"
"No."
"Five?"
"No!"
"…Three?"
"Inverjaculis!"
Fu immediately clenched up, "I was almost there! So unfair!"
"OFF!" Zuri shouted.
Fu pulled out and fell back, clenching her fists in pain once more. Lucy and Erza immediately averted their eyes from her exposed erection. Zuri got off the bed and stretched.
"I will give you plenty of sexy time when this is all said and done. But not right now," Zuri said, wagging her finger at Fu.
"Alright, alright…!" Fu shouted, "Just… arghhhh."
"Lucy, Erza, step outside for a minute."
The girls were outside in a heartbeat. After another round of unpleasant sounds, they returned inside to find Fu laying back, a big grin on her face.
"Where… where…?"
"Out the window. Don't go around back for a while," Zuri said, stretching again.
"Are… are you going to put on some clothes?" Lucy asked.
"Eh, probably better this way. So… nah. Wish me luck!" Zuri said, nervously, as she strode outside.
"Wait, you're leaving me here with her!" Lucy and Fu asked, in sync.
"Get along!" Zuri called out, shutting the door.
"Well, this is a good start," Erza said, "So, how long will her… test take?"
"Usually takes me about five minutes, but I'm also the only one good at being futanari," Fu said, shrugging.
"No one else?" Lucy asked.
"Nope. I mean, the others can make themselves temporarily futanari, kinda. But I'm permanently like this."
"Eh? How's that possible?" Lucy asked.
"Well, there are some humans born like that, so it should only follow that other species would do the same," Erza said.
"What she said," Fu agreed.
"So, uh, do you have any hobbies that don't involve sex?" Lucy asked.
There was a very clear 'does not compute' expression on Fu's face.
"…Do the others have hobbies devoid of sex?"
"Partying?" Fu suggested, unsure.
"How often does that devolve into sex?"
"…Most of the time."
"So, we're probably just going to have to sit around until Zuri gets back. That's wonderful," Lucy grumbled.
"You don't have to! Relationships are totally better when they're open! You learn so much more about sex that way," Fu suggested.
"You're the worst person. Stay away from me and especially my butt," Lucy said, curled up next to Erza, her back against the wall, glaring at Fu.
"You sure? Everyone who I've tapped has agreed there's nothing quite like it!"
"That's okay," Lucy grumbled, "That's super okay."
"Also, I am the only one allowed to stick things in Lucy's butt."
"What?"
"Shush, I didn't mean it like that," Erza muttered, blushing profusely, "It just came out that way."
"Oh, so you're a futanari, too?" Fu asked, leaning forward, interested.
"Err, well, I've never actually tried it out…"
"Oh, it's the greatest thing! Come on, show me!"
"That's inappropriate!" Lucy shouted.
"No, no, I mean that I haven't tried the attachment, personally. Lucy has, though."
"…Attachment?" Fu asked.
"We've taken to enjoying an attachment that… resembles futanari, I suppose," Erza admitted, putting a finger to her chin.
"Why would you let her know?" Lucy demanded.
"We are in a village of sexual deviants. If I were to talk to anyone about it, I suppose this is the best place."
"Oh, boy, is it ever!" Fu shouted, leaning forward and grinning, "You two might be okay, for humans."
"For… humans…?" Erza and Lucy asked, tilting their heads in unison.
"Yeah, sorry, but humans generally suck."
The lovers looked at one another, a clear concern evident on their faces.
"Should… should we take offense at this or…?" Lucy muttered.
"No, no, just let it be. We're in a whole village of non-humans. It would be unwise to argue."
"So, anyways, I've got a plethora of futanari-only sex techniques to share with you! Hm. I need someone to help me demonstrate…"
Erza held up her blades, "No."
"Okay, not either of you. Lemme get Ashley…," Fu said, standing up, "This'll be great! I've always wanted to teach a fellow futa-in-training!"
"You seem too happy about this," Lucy grumbled, "And I'm not that big on this plan! This involves watching you having sex… a lot."
"It could be educational," Erza said, tapping her chin.
"It's either this, or we throw a party," Fu said.
"…that won't immediately be sex," Lucy said.
"Party it is?" Fu asked.
"…Party it is."
Fu opened her door, took in a deep breath, and screamed, "PARTY AT MY PLACE! WE GOT VISITORS!"
The stampede of almost-naked to naked women was startling. It was pretty apparent to Lucy that she may have made the wrong choice.
End of Chapter Two
And yes, the sexual deviance will continue to be disturbing. But no loli. Ever.