Mushy: Man I'm bored...
Boris: How about...
Mushy: Do the disclaimer and get this over with -.-"
Boris: If you promise you'll punch the old man again~ Mushy: Deal!
Boris: MushroomIsKewl doesn't own H/C/JnKnA. She only own herself.
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Chapter 4: April Season RULE!
Ace carries me every places in the castle despite how many times I told him I can walk by myself... Wait...this guy has no sense of direction then where and when can I meet the Queen? As I relize that simple fact I sense this very hateful aura of a man. A half rabbit man to be exact. As I see him runs by I yelled: "Ace! Follow that stalking white rabbit"
"But there are no white rabbit in this castle" He said.
"Why do I always have to do things the hard way?" I thought to myself as I jumped off Ace's shoulder and started to drag him the same way the stalking rabbit goes. Even though Peter doesn't in my sight anymore, I can still detected his aura.
After awhile of following Peter stalking perverty aura (Ace pretty heavy to drag around so it'll take times) It led me to a very big door seems to show where the Queen is. Behind this door there are Peter's aura and another one. This other aura is pretty nice and gentle.
"baka Ace-kun! The Queen is inside right?"I said pointing to the door. "Oh! We're here already. Told you I'd bring you to her" He said with a grin.
"Don't you mean I'D bring YOU to her" I thought to myself with a sigh. Ace grabs my hand then drag me in. On the throne was a beautiful woman. She has curly purple hair with a crown on top of her head. She wear a red dress with some hearts decorated on it. She also wear red lipstick. There's no doubt that she is the most beautiful woman here in Wonderland. She look at me with her crimson eyes.
"Oh...um... Hello your majesty" I said, hoping not to be disgrace.
"No need for the formal talk. We never see you before. What is your name? We would like to know" She said.
"My name is Mushy. I was taken to Wonderland by the Chesire Cat"
"We are Vivaldi, the Queen of Heart" She said with a and Peter are arguing about something."Since you're pretty cute just like Alice, we would like to show you our secret hobby"
Without a word I followed Vivaldi nee-san. Theree were some maids accompany us. Vivaldi open the big wooden door in front of us. And inside...Were lots of cute plushies. Some of the plushies at a corner of the room took my interest.
"You can play with any of them if you like" Vivaldi nee-san said while hugging a pink teddy bear. I dash to the corner of the room. There were lots of cute sea critters there: octopuses, sea horses,...I saw a purple puffer fish. I can't help it but to hug it and sit next to her.
"Vivaldi-nee has lots of cute stuff here" I said while squeezing the puffer fish.
"As Queen we have lots of problems to deal with. This is one of the ways we use to relive stress" She said.
"Which one is your favorite plushy here Vivaldi-nee?"
"We like them all but we like the teddies and bunnies the most. What about you dear?"
"I like the sea critters at the corner of the room" I told her as I point to where I got the puffer fish. "We don't like under water animals much but they were cute so we just took them here. Ah! You also shouldn't tell anyone about this room. Only these few selective maids know about it"
"No worries Vivaldi-nee" I said smiling at her."What is your other method of relive stresses?" I asked in curious.
"We be-headed people" She answer quickly.
*The times swap to midnight*
"Eh? It's midnight already..." I said with a pout.
"Why don't you stay with us here in the Heart Castle?"
"I'm sorry Vivaldi-nee. I'd love to but Boris made me stayed at the Amusement Park. Can I spent the night here then?" I said scratching my head.
"We'll tell the maids to prepare you a room" Vivaldi-nee said with a smile.
One of the maids lead me to a guest room. The room has pink wallpaper with a big white frames window. There's a king sized bed with white sheet. There's also a small table next to the bed with a night lamp on it. In the corner of the room there's a big wardrope. There's a smaller white door there which must lead to the bathroom. The maid give me a night gown then leaves.
"Great! A night gown." I said looking at the crimson object. "Vivaldi IS lady like so she can't have any pajamas for me..." I sighed. I am also empty pocket right now so I can't buy myself a pajamas... Maybe I can ask Alice nee-chan...She won't even agreed on buying a pajamas for me for sure. She's also too elegant to actually let me wear such a thing. I lay on the bed with my normal clothes, thinking how to get a pajamas... Dee and Dum only bigger than me alitle so their PJ's should fit me well...but that's to awkward... I sighed again. WAIT! Baka Gowland OWN the Amusement Park so I can ask him for the money...He DOES like me for calling Blood Gay Hatter. That settle then! I'd ask for Gowland first thing next time. I hardly fell asleep with my normal clothes on but the night gown shows to much...I just have to deal with it for one night...one...night...
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"ake...up..." I heard someone calling me to wake up. I'm too tired to reconize the voice of the person...
"Mushy...Wake up!" This is a female voice for sure. This voice could only belong to one person.
"Alice-nee..." I said rubbing my eyes."How...do you know...I'm here...?"
"You should wake up to enjoy the April Season..."
Alice nee-chan opens the big window. The warm air of Spring has now covering the whole place waking me up even more... There is an aura coming straight to the guest room. That aura could only be one person.
"ALICE MY LOVE~~" Peter scream as he jumped straight to Alice. I throw the night lamp at him with full stregth causing him to unconcious. "Alice-nee should run..." I said like nothing has happened. When Alice got out of the room. I kicked Peter out and locked the door. I walk to the wardrope to get some clothes. In the wardrope there exactly what I like to wear. A white hooded T-shirt with black shorts. Tieing back my hair to a pony tail and put on my shoes, I left the castle and go straight to the Amusement Park.
As I run through the woods I accidentally comes back to the Mansion - now in Autumn. How can that happened? My sense of direction pretty normal to stumble back here. Dee and Dum aren't here so I enter the mansion cause the extremely powerful aura is now covering the place. Carrot cake, carrot compote, carrot dishes aura starting to fly around."Elliot-chan pretty high today" I think to myself as I run straight to the back of the mansion. Every resident of the Mansion is here having tea, I must have come at the wrong time.
"Mushy!" Dee and Dum yelled as they tackled me to the ground.
"Hey there Dee and Dum" I said to them as they pulled me up.
"Hi Elliot-chan and Gay Hatter-chan" I said to Elliot and provoking Blood at the same time. Let's the torture begin!
Everyone is holding their laughter while Blood has a very angry face."Seriously! What has Mary feed your brains with?"
"Mary? Who is she?" I maybe mean to the people that I hated but my innocent-ness is still in my body. Everyone burst to laugh while Blood just chuckle "She is also in the Amusement Park. You should ask the cat, he'll tell you"
"Okay...Elliot-chan can I have some carrot cake too?"I told Elliot as my stomach starting to grumble. I haven't eat anything yet.
"Of course! You must be hungry" Elliot said with a smile.
*After awhile of eating cake and chatting with Elliot, Dee and Dum*
"There's only ONE cookie left, brother" Dee said.
"I should be the one eat it cause I'm cooler" Dum yelled.
"No way! I'm taller than you so I should be the one who can eat it"
"That was last year trick! We both have perfectly same height"
Dee and Dum started to bickering about who should eat the last cookie. "You brats are noisy! I rather eat it so you can shut up" Blood said with a scary face.
I bite his hand while grab the cookie."Sorry Gay Hatter! This will be my cookie"
I release his hand. Eating the cookie after that then runs off."See you all later then! Next times I'll stay here longer" I yelled at them while waving off.
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That was fun! Next time I'll ask Dee and Dum to blow off 1/3 of his rose garden. That will be really funny. I must tell them to video tape it if can. That video shall be use to black mail him when time come. I keep on thinking how to torture him the most painfulest way mentally. I stumble across a...really big circus!
I see Alice nee-chan playing cards with a man. That man has red hair and an eye patch. He also dressed alot like a ring leader. Maybe he's the one own this territory...The view suddenly change. It's no longer a circus... It turn into a dark prison now. Don't know what's going on, I run straight to where Alice-nee is.
"Eh? It seems that we have another visitor" The ring master said. His aura was pure white and it's very hard to detect what it is.
"What the ****! There's another ***** here! Having one is enough but two? I'd rather be dead!" A voice of another man said. This guy seems to swear alot! I finally think bringing my emergency soap was a clever idea. I turn around. He also has the same hair style and eye patch as the ring leader is. He dressed more like a prison guard and his aura was the same as the ring leader's exept it was pure black. That's very odd! No one in the world can have TWO of the same aura.
"Well *****! What's your ****ing name?" The prison guard hissed. This guy has gone TOO far! I think to myself as my eyes switched to a bright crimson color.
Alice POV.
"Oh no... You just have to say it do you,Black?" I sigh.
"What is the ***** gonna do? Beat the **** out of me?" Black said with a doubted voice. No need to answer his question, Mushy kicked him straight to the ground with no mercy. Her eyes were bright red, it's very diffrent from the time she beat up the twins. After an hour of beating up Black she pulled out something from her shorts pocket. I can't belive what I'm seeing! She shove down the soap to Black's throat with a insane eyes sight. I've always dreamed of doing this to Black everytimes he swear but to think how Black is sufferring makes me worry about him alitle.
"That kid got nerves to do that to my counter part" White said with a shocking face.
"That kid your talking about is like a demon comes to life... She'll beat up anyone who annoys her and her friends and kill them if needed to" I told White a few things I know about Mushy."By the way should we help Black?"
"...No. Let him suffer for awhile longer" White said while smiling.
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Black: How dare you *****!
Mushy: Shut up! I still armed with a dozen bar of soap. I can use it on you anytime I wanted to!
Black: Like hell if you can ****ing do that!
(Shoving soap down his throat again)
White:*Pulls out a camera* This is comedy gold! I'mma share this video all over Wonderland now~ Ciao!