Mushy: Vivaldi nee-chan~ It's your turn to say the disclaimer!
Vivaldi:Finally is our turn. MushroomIsKewl doesn't own H/C/JnKnA. She only own herself.

P.S: Answering Kirara-chan question: The kind of sticker he hated the most such as rainbows and unicorns and... you know what I mean ^^.

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Chapter 6: An explode-full day.
"I CAN"T BELIVE YOU ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE ME WEAR THIS STUPID THING!" I shouted at Dee and Dum so loud I think it's all over Wonderland.
"Aw~ Come on! You'll look great in that" They said in unison.
"You guys... Are gonna have to play a "game" with me to make me wear this stuff..." I said as I sprout an evil idea in mind.(Evil idea = Blood got injured. Physically and Mentally)
"A game?" They asked as they tilt their head to one side.
"Yeah... A "game"! Go grab me something can explode... I'll wear this stuff if you do so..." I gave them a fake smile just to make them fall into my evil plan.
"Deal!" They shouted as they ran with full speed just to look for something can explode.
5 minutes later...
"Seriously! Dee's kid uniform are definitely too big for me! But for the "Destroying precious things belong to Gay Hatter" plan I need them to cooparated with me so gotta sacrafice something if you want your plan to succeeded.
"Hm... I don't like the color of this uniform. Dee won't mind if I changed it alil' bit"
"Ey Mushy! We got some time bomb here! We can go and play your games now!" Dum shouted as Dee and him carried 3 time bombs.
"Eh? Why is the uniform green?" Dee asked as he saw the changed of color.
"I don't like blue very much so I just changed the color"
"How?" They asked with their mouth in "O"'s shape.
"That's a secret. So are we gonna play games or what?"
"One question! What are we playing?" Dee asked.
"It's a no name game. Where is Elliot-chan's room? His room will be a good place to played it!"
*Elliot-chan's room*
"Chickie Rabbit is gone with boss! What are we suppose to do?"
"Hm...When will he come back?"
"About an hour or so!"
"Good! That should be enough time! Put a time bomb under his working desk and set one hour countdown."
Dee and Dum do exactly as I said.
"Now we go to Gay-chan rooms"
"What are you planning there?" Dum asked.
"Something you wouldn't wanna know..." I said with a mischievious grin.
*Gay-chan's room* (I kinda like the word Gay-chan ^^)
"Put one of the bomb under his desk! Make it 1 hour countdown, too!"
"All done! What do we do with the last one?" Dum asked.
"I'll handle the last one! You guys go make snacks and charge the video recorder." I said to them while run off with a time bomb in my hand.
*The rose garden*
"The maids said I shouldn't come here cause it's private but look at me! I'm IN the stupid garden and gonna BLOW IT OFF. After set it count down time, I run straight toward the Amusement Park to asked Boris to come see the "Event".
*Amusement Park front gate*
"BORIS!" I yelled at him.
"Nyade?"
"You must come to the Hatter Mansion now! We must come back before Elliot and Gay-chan gets there first!" I said this as I pulled him the direction toward the Mansion.
"I just saw them walking back 15 minutes before you came..."
"Then HURRY UP and move your butt!" I shouted as I dragged him with full stregth.
"Wait... wait! I know a shortcut!" He swung me over his shoulder and runs full speed.
*At the Hatter Mansion 10 minutes before Gay and Elliot-chan come back*
"Dee! Dum! Grab the video recorder and get ready to record the most hilarious thing in the world. Boris! Go grab all the snack you can carried and stay in Dee and Dum's room! We'll be back in a few minutes." I yelled at them to make the plan goes as planned.
"Oy you brats! Where the heck are you? Ditching work again and I'll tell boss to cut your pay!" Elliot-chan yelled in furious made all of us scared.
"Come on! Hurry and do as I said or he'll find out!" I pushed Boris in the twins's room and hid Dee and Dum behind the curtain."Don't come out until I said you can...And turn on the recorder as Elliot-chan comes"
"Ah! Hey Mushy, have you seen the twins?" Elliot-chan said smiling while carried a stack of paper.
"I was playing hide and seek with them. I don't know where they are now. Oh! Let me help you with the papers" I lied as I give him a fake smile as well.
"Thank you!" Elliot-chan hand me some paper and walks straight to his room.
"Pst! Come out now you guys!" I whisper to Dee and Dum.
*Elliot-chan room (finally!)*
"Here you go!" I said as I put the papers on his desk."I'll go look for the twins for you while you do your job 'kay?"
"If you find them tell them Blood will cut their pay if they don't keep on guarding the gate, too! That should teach them a lesson for slacking off (*cough* will never work *cough*).
I run out of the room as I count down "3... 2... 1..." As soon as I count to 1 - *BOOM*! Burned paperworks fly around. Sit a now over toasted Elliot and a not-so-good-looking-desk. He's pretty in shock and still alive in such a close range to a bomb. This is Wonderland after all! People can't be killed that easily.
"You got that?" I told Dee and Dum.
"Of course! This game is really fun~" They said in unison with a grin.
"To Gay-chan's room! And beyond!" (Toy Story obsessive)
*Gay-chan's room (the better part)*
"What are you doing here?" Blood sitting in his desk said after I barged in.
"Alice-nee said I can borrow your books!"
"But I didn't give you permission to come to my room!" Blood said angrily.
"Do I seem that I care?" I said that as I run to the bookshelf at the furtest from his desk. Pretending that I was going to read one. *BOOMMM*
"What...the...(Blood swearing something undefined. Imagine what ever you want here *wink*)"
"My...my! I wonder who did that?" I lied. I really want to put soap in his mouth but I have to resist. There still one more place carried the last time bomb.
"Whoever did this, I swear I'm gonna kill them!" Blood said in anger.
"Calm down baka Gay-chan! You should go drink tea and cool yourself down..." I sweat dropped cause his aura keeps on yelling the word "revenge".
*After Blood left*
"Wow! Boss face is really hilarious" Dee and Dum said laughing.
*BOOMM (again)*
"What! There still one more time bomb?"
"It exploded faster than expected..." I said scratching my cheek.
"Where did you put it?" Dum asked.
"Gay-chan roses garden"
(Blood is swearing more undefined stuff and I'm just too lazy to write down what he swears ^/^)
"Come on! Let's share this to Boris!" I said this as I snatch the video recorder out of Dee's hand.
*After awhile of re-watching the video*
"Wow this prank is the best of the best! I'm showing this to the old man. He'll definitely like it~" Boris said.
"Tell him to show this all over Wonderland if he likes to! Next time I'll record something beter" I said with a thumb up.
*Time swap to night*
Boris POV.
"Aw~ It's night time again..." Mushy said with a frown. "How about we have a sleep over?" She suggested.
"Nah! I'm not in the mood..." I said lazily.
"Please... Boris-nii~?" She said with teary eyes. (Awesome skill learned from the twins)
"Yeah Boris! Stay with us!" Dee and Dum said with teary eyes too. God! Now the three of them are joining forces it's really hard to declined.
"How about I'll destroy baka Gowland's instruments?" Mushy said...
A whole week of no old man's music... That's a really tempting suggestion.
"Fine~" I said in defeat.

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Blood: Where the heck is that girl?
Alice: How should I know?
Blood: Cause she likes you the most?
Alice: She's not with me...
Blood: She's not with Elliot, she's not with the twins, not with my sister, not with the stupid cat and not even Mary... Where the heck could she be?
Mushy: Someone get me down from this tree please? (Can climb up but can't climb down)
Black: Serve you right *****!
Mushy: You do know that when I get down you will have another bar of soap for dinner, don't you?
Black: Only IF you can get down from the ****ing tree~