Full Metal Alchemist and D Gray Man Crossover
Alan Walker walked through the court yard of a place he had never been to before. He had lost Lavi and Lenalee along the way to Komui. He suspected that they didn't want to put up with his ranting for the 127th time. He scratched his head and shrugged off his exorcists coat and bobbed his head each time he took a step.
"I wonder were those two are… stupid Lavi… stole Lenalee away from me again. And I wanted to finally make my move (after forever)! Lavi is just a ladies' man I guess… or a man's man… hee hee" (had to add it in although I totally contradicted myself. Sorry if you are confused about Alan's sexuality…) he continued on for a while, and noticed across the way, a little boy with long blonde hair was jumping up and down, although it did not help him grown taller for a man with black hair wearing a kind of navy blue coat was staring at… KANDA? "WAIT… what is going on here? Why is a perfectly fine tuna… no EGG SALAD sandwich lying on the ground! How foolish!" he looked up to see a woman with blonde hair staring at the black haired man. "And who are you?" she looked towards him, her face strait, showing no emotions, yet oddly beautiful.
"I believe I am too old for you." She said plainly, "I am sorry."
"Don't be. You look about 14. You know I'm 15 and I like a girl who's older than me. Aren't I cool?" He smiled. Oh yeah. I'm sllllllyyyyyyy.
"I'm 28." She stared blankly at him.
"Oh… well you look young." He laughed slightly, nervous.
"I look half my age? I don't think that's possible for a 28 year old." Suddenly they both heard a scream.
"AAARRRGGAAA!" the man with black hair clutched his face to where a sheet had plastered itself. "FULLMETAL… "He knelt to the ground. "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIGHT?"
The boy, who was apparently 'Fullmetal' looked at the man, confused, it looked like he didn't know whether to laugh or not. Or weather to run or not.
"You moron! Stop playing with me." Fullmetal screamed and inhaled sharply.
"Can we resume with this fight?" Kanda yelled, clearly pissed off.
"I… I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. NOT ONE THING… THE LIGHT… WHERES THE LIGHT?" he let out a weird sound, between a screaming cat and a weeping dog. "I'M BLIND."
"No you are not, sir."
"I'M BLIND! HOW AM I GOING TO LIVE MY LIFE? I'M BLIND!" Alan walked towards Kanda, becoming baffled by the situation.
"Cornel stop being an idiot, like Al! Stop acting like Al!" a man dressed in armor came forward, slightly.
"Brother…"
"Shut up Al." he shrunk back cowardly.
"THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU PONYTAILED GIRLY BOY WHO RUINED THE LIEUTENANTS COOKING!" suddenly a gust of wind blew the piece of paper off his face.
COMMERCIAL BREAK (NOT REALLY) TO BE CONTINUED…
So what do you think? It was really random, and I thought I would try something humorous. Reply!
(And I just noticed I was using the wrong Coronel (I spelled it like a popcorn cornel (woopsies!)) sorry! I guess you should just laugh about it and forget the fact. ANY WAYS… thank you for reading, more will come soon)
OH YEAH! And if anyone is into foreign music I have a suggestion to a Korean band they are called Bye Bye Sea, any way, they are good (remember, this is just my opinion. And this is getting to be very long so…) so check them out! Again, thanks!
AND ANOTHER THING… if you haven't noticed I am switching characters every chapter, so I guess I'll give you a clue as to who is next…
He is apparently 14, and annoys the heck out of Edward in this story. I don't think you'll be able to figure it out. as you can see I worked hard while preparing that clue. ANYWAY… thanks for reading. I'll be updating sooner than you think!