Full Metal Alchemist and D Gray Man Crossover
Kanda stood there, listening to that moron, Allen try to defend himself. Stupid cursed bean sprout.
"Can we get on with this?" he shouted, now fully pissed off, ready to split all of the idiots in half. Everybody stopped for a moment before the Cornel spoke.
"THAT'S RIGHT…YOU NEED TO BUY ME A SANDWICH!" he leapt forward, aiming towards Kanda.
"You are a fool." Kanda smiled, "who said I was going to buy you a sandwich!"
"Sir, I think this is unnecessary." Hawkeye stepped forward, her face still blank.
"FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! HA HA!"
"Brother, please."
"Can I eat this then...?" Man, that bean sprout is stupid…
"STOP!" The armored man screamed, stopping everyone in their tracks, including Allen who was half way done with the sandwich he was eating. "I can't stand here anymore!" he looked at the little boy. "Brother, why don't we just make a sandwich, all of us, together, brother. It is a nice way of making friends too, right, brother?"
"That is not a good idea, Al! All of your ideas put us in bad situations! In fact, this whole issue was because of you!" he glared at him, and the armor seemed to shrink in fright.
"…I think you have your facts mixed up, pal." Bean sprout said, laughing slightly.
"Yeah, brother."
"Shut up, Al!"
"Hey. Why don't I just buy a damn sandwich already? I want this done." The Cornel looked at Kanda, amazed. Kanda was getting fill blown ANGERY.
"REALLY?" his face brightened.
"No. not really. I just wanted to see your expression when I said it." He smiled, evilly. That made everything better.
"Hey." Everyone looked over, to see a girl, 14 years old, max, wearing a sort of school uniform. "Has any one seen my weapon? His names Soul." She smiled randomly.
"Who names their weapon?" Kanda sneered.
"Hey, Maka, I'm over here." a guy with unusual white hair, like Allen stepped forward, from behind a bush.
"Hey, that's a human, you freak!" The little boy (Ed) said, jumping up and down.
"No. he's also my weapon." What the…
"Matt. I can't find that darn Matt." A guy who looked unusually like a girl walked by. "Has any one seen a guy with glasses and is obsessed with video games?" everyone was silent. What the hell was going on?
"Hello, Mello. I see you are here too." Another guy with white hair came forward, sitting in a wheeled chair.
"What the… Near?" the two suddenly looked at each other, just staring.
"RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN!" a guy who was in an orange suit jumped past them, his hair oddly spiked.
"STOP RUNNING, YOU HOOLIGAN!" the Cornel ran after him.
"Stop." Allen looked up to see yet another man with white hair, only with a large wooden box on his back. "That sandwich… it's a mushi."
"A what?"
"Are these people all Hollows… I can't tell… where am I?" A girl with navy blue hair was seemingly talking to herself was walking into the hallway.
"Come back here, yuri girl!" A girl with two ponytails grabbed another girl who was trying to run away from her.
"Don't be fooled! He's actually a BOY!" She said, but stopped talking as soon as she saw the girl who was talking to herself, and her nose started bleeding. "W-what a nice school uniform…"
"HA HA HA!" Everyone looked over at yet another person with white hair with ponytails.
"WHATS WITH ALL THESE WHITE HAIRED PEOPLE?" the Cornel yelled.
"And what's with the ponytails, you're a guy." Kanda sneered.
"You have one too, but I am Nora, the mighty demon Cerberus!" Nora yelled, baring his fangs. He looked like a dog.
"Man, this is so not cool." The 'weapon' Soul said.
"Hey… what the heck?" a guy with a sweat shirt on looked at every body, his face was surprised. "hey, dude, what are all these manga characters doing here?"
"What?" Kanda said.
"soo un cool."
"WE ARE MANGA CHARACTERS?"
COMMERCIAL BREAK (NOT REALLY)
Characters from:
Death Note, Soul Eater, Naruto, Mushi-Shi, D. Gray Man, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Bakuman, Nora, Maria-Holic.