Mortal Total Interview
Chapter 6
shrull: welcome back to Mortal total interview.
shrull: now before we answer those question let's introduce some guests.
Presenting Akuma from the game street fighter
All of mortal kombat: Boo
And Jin from Tekken
scorpion: What
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And Neo from Matrix
subzero: wah!
Goro: okay why the heck are they here.
shrull; They are just guests.
Goro: Yes but why are they here.
shrull: On with the show.
shrull: Okay now I've being hearing that my story is. Funny and interesting thank you reviewers for that. Now some of you may say "hey this is not a story it is an interview" I thought about this and this is my answer:
The interview Makes up the story.
This is fanfiction Unleash your imagination. This is my imagination my creativity and my work. Even though I have to collect questions from reviewers it still not something that's not a story. Its what you call a digital story with digital events. I mean...
Neo: JUsT GET ON WITH IT!
shrull: Hey can't you see I making a state ment here.
Neo: And can't you see I want my own star wars battle ship but life isnt the way we want it.
Akuma: You still play star wars
Neo: and you still like playing that
dumb tekken tournament.
Jin: Hey!
Neo: (in a girls voice) round 1 fight. (In normal voice) you guys are just a bunch of polkhy jolkeys.
Jin: Why I otta.
Neo: Otta do what, fight like a baby,
shrull: shut up!
(Whole stage gets quiet)
shrull: Thank you. On with the show.
Nightmare Raven 8/30/2010 ch2
Heh wellll...i dont think ive seen something
quite like this before...
Firstly i have a qestion for Quan Chi. During the
period that you and Shang Tsung had been in an
alliance, had it been your intention to end up
breaking the alliance eventually?
For Hotaru, would you consider facing me in
Mortal Kombat?
Havik, are the ways of chaos expirienced or
taught?
Thanks for the oppurtunity to ask these rather
insane questions. :P
shrull: long questions. And you spelt some words incorrect but don't worry its been corrected.
Okay answer the question mortal kombat.
Quan chi: okay the answer is simply No.
shang tsung: What do you men you said after our debt is done we break up.
Quan Chi: What debt.
shang tsung: the one that said as soon as shao kahn is killed and the medal thing is mine we break up.
Quan chi: Well you could have known it was a lie.
shang tsung: Yeah and you should not have said it in the first place.
Quan chi: Do want a knuckle sand wich
shang tsung: I,ll take mine with broclli.
Neo: Nice one.
Round 1
Fight.
shang tsung: ahhhhh!
Quan chi : ahhhhh!
shrull: Goro.
Goro: Okay.
Goro: (ties shang tsung an Quan chi to a log and puts them on a slow boat which is leadinng to China)
shrull: whew glad to get rid of em.
Next question.
...
shrull: Hotaru?
...
shrull: Hotaru!
...
Camera man : I think he went to use the toilet
shrull: oh for the love of...
shrull: let us just answer the next question.
Havik: okay now it was not experienced not tought either. I was born with it in my heart.
Neo: Is that why you stink.
Jin: And smell like rotten tomato onion garlic sandwich.
Jin and Neo start laughing.
Havik: No!
Akuma: Then explain that rotten deformity on your face which looks like the remains of spoilt meat.
Akuma Neo And Jin start laughing
Havik: I was killed.
Akuma: Yeah but the guy who killed you did a really bad job.
Neo: He must have hated you a lot.
The laughing continues.
shrull: shut up!
(Whole stage gets quiet)
Hotaru: I heard I was needed.
shrull: yeah answer the question.
Hotaru: What!
shrull: What.
Akuma: What
Neo: Whaaat!
The whole stage: WHAT !
Hotaru: Okay now the answer is no.
Jin: Why, cause your chicken.
Hotaru: No because it is an offense
Neo: To who your mom.
Hotaru: No to the laws
shrull: huh!
Hotaru: Law 56892135688513687 state that no warrior is allowed to come into combat with any other fighter that has no experience whatsoever.
shrull: How many laws do have.
Hotaru: 365...
shrull: Never mind.
shrull: next Question.
Gina 8/31/2010 ch2
This one is for Shao Kahn: Why do you always
wear that skull mask? Is it beacuese you don't
want people to see your face or you have some
deformation?
And here is Kitana's: Beceause of your age, do
you feel old? And does time pass quickly for you
or does it take forever?
shao kahn: My mask is there because...
Neo: Your ugly.
shao kahn: Listen you salvage son of a rotten meat. You say one more letter and this hammer is the end of our conversation.
Neo: D
shao kahn: ahhhhhhhhhhh!
shao kahn: (rushes to neo and grabs him by the neck) Listen you the reason why this mask is on my face is not because I am ugly. It is because I am trying to keep cool.
shrull: what do mean.
shao kahn: (releases neo and turns to shrull) Like a trademark..
shrull: Example.
shao kahn: scorpion has a mask kenshi ha a red robe on his eye.
Kenshi: Actually dude, I am blind.
shao kahn: (Ignores Kenshi) And Neo weres a black skirt.
Neo: Hey
shrull: Next!
Kitana: Hey I am not old.
shrull: oh yeah.
Kitana: Prove it.
shrull: shang tsung is it not true that Kitana is old.
...
shrull: shang tsung?
Goro: (clears throat)
shrull: oh yeah (in a low tone)
shrull: Well just answer the question.
Kitana: okay but this brings out my worst secret.
All mortal kombat girls bring out recorders.
Kitana: I have my birthday once every 1000 years.
Liu kang: (Faints)
shrull: it means that you have lived for 3232000 years
Kitana: longer.
shrull: You are old.
Kitana: so what.
Kitana: It means more respect.
shrull: But your old.
Kitana: Let's just end this show.
shrull: Okay.
CUT!
Warning: pls I do not accept M rated questions. And all the character here are not mine except for shrull.
see ya next time on
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I said CUT!