Mortal Total Interview
Shrull: welcome to...
(High tone plays)
Liu kang : Mortal...
Scorpion: Total...
Shrull: ahem...
All together: INTERVIEW!
(Fireworks splatter and people chatter... You know that rhymes. Yeah very good but what's the point I am just a doint. Hey that's funny back there the doint thing you know its kind of whatever I say comes on the screen so the more I talk you guys just read the words coming up and all that...)
Scorpion: do we always have to start the show like this.
Shrull: you want to do how we use to do it before.
(Flash back (preschool) uhh)
Baby liu kang: bossabo
Baby shrull: biba
Baby scorpion: booboo
All together: babaga ege bogoogoo
(Diapers fly, babies cry)
(End of flash back)
Scorpion: uhh
Liu kang: I know
Shrull: guys that never even happened can you proceed to your seats in a good fashion.
(Scorpion and liu kang do dazzle on the red carpet)
Shrull: show offs.
Shrull: before we start we have some new characters to add to the show.
Shrull: presenting ladies and gentle men Skarlet Khan from the underworld. (Fireworks come out)
(People start cheering)
...And kratus (fireworks die out everybody hushes)
Shrull: what's wrong
Shao kahn: that (grunts) thing is meant to be dead.
All of mortal kombat: yeah!
Shrull: listen guys he is only going to be here until it comes.
Scorpion: what's it.
Shrull: nothing.
Sub zero:But
Shrull: on with the show
Questions:
(2 of them)
JadeNoblemansPrincess95 9/22/2010 ch3
Okay, I have a question for Rain.
If there were any of the girl fighters you'd hook
up with, who'd it be and why?
Rain: that's for me too know and for... What the...(Strapped to a rocket)
Kitana: blast off.
Rain: ahh (taken to space)
Shrull: kitana what are you doing.
Kitana: preveting big mouth here to tell his secret.
(All the girls): oooooh
Shrull: please bring him down.
Kitana: fine jeez.
tarkatan 3/17 ch5
i have a question for reptile. has reptile done (beep)
with anyone? sorry for the m rated question, but
ask it
Shrull: (sweating) whoa whoa whoa. No M rated questions here because I am sure it had never happened.(Turns to stage) right reptile.
(No answer)
Reptile: wwell...
Shrull: see it never happened.
MASTER-OF-SUPRISE 4/15 ch6
tsung does the stealing soul thing really
help you stay young? The reason I ask is because
you seem to get older in each game. did
you ever have to babysit kitana or mileena or do
you just hang out with mileena? Rieko where are
you from?
Shang tsung: see there's a huge big fat lumpy diffrence between immortal age and immortal looks. I got the bad looks in the family.
Kratus: true when I came in I thought had come back.
Shang Tsung: why you son of a...
Shrull:hey,hey,hey. Be careful with the words pal. In case you have not noticed this is...
Kratus: SPARTA! (Goes down anime style)
Shrull and shang tsung: Akward
Shrull: reptile your next.
Reptile: give me that!
Shrull: rep boy
Reptile: I am warning you:
Shrull: REPTILE!
Reptile: sorry just trying to seperate this two.
Shrull: never mind.
Reiko: I come from jupiter!
Shrull: Really.
Reiko: Na my origins are secret and can never be discovered they have been hidden well all this years and are even more secret than quan chis medallion.
Shrull: oh yeah.
Shrull: (brings out laptops and starts typing .net
Reiko: hmm!
Shrull: A general. Seriously. One in shinnoks army.
Shao Kahn: Pathetic (using mk3 voice)
Reiko: hey I battled the elder gods:
Shrull: and got slaughtered what's the point of it then.
Reiko: (burst out crying and rushes to the toilet)
Shrull: wow.
Shao kahn: Pathetic (still using the. OH WHO CARES I JUST STAY AND WHAT IS MY JOB BRACKETS. !,?/:_( brackets)
Shrull: that's the end for now.
In the next show you will see what "it" is.