Disclaimer: this is a lemon fanfic. It is also AU, and characters will not be sticking to their real-life personalities 9or powers). There will be cheating, gangbangs, bisexual and gay sex, rape, and possibly even bestiality.

Many of the characters ( for example; Ino) will be portrayed as sluts and whores, whether or not they are such people in the og series. Fair warning.

Chapter 1: the CRA

Tsunade had a dilemma on her hands. The end of the Fourth Shinobi world war had brought about a time of almost absolute peace in the Five Great Shinobi villages, with only rogue ninja, bandits, and remaining Akatsuki and terrorists being a threat.

However, the presence of peace was not the absence of problems, as Tsunade had found out. A lack of war meant a slow collapse of internal unity, and with no external enemy to face, personal interests rose over the collective spirit. Right now, Tsunade was dealing with a council of rats, each councilman (and woman) trying to gain power for himself or herself.

And now, this. The CRA. The Council had all but demanded that Naruto and Sasuke undergo it (lucky them). Tsunade was merely grateful they hadn't come for her yet- she knew while men who were in the CRA program had it easy, women did not. Men got a harem; women had to degrade themselves as whores. As a male in the CRA, all you had to do was fuck a few women, make babies, and then marry those women. As a woman, you were basically the village cum-dump; A man could take you in the street and fuck you in public, and you would have to acquiesce.

The names on the list for each were large- Sasuke would have to choose four wives, and Naruto would have to choose six. However, the Hokage could make suggestions- and with Tsunade's genetic expertise, it was highly recommended that she find the best mates for both of them.

And th first one was obvious, at least for Sasuke- Karin. The Uzumaki's gene mixing with the Uchiha's would almost certainly give them a child with the Rinnegan- a mighty weapon should Konoha ever need it. And it would also get Sakura and Karin to stop fighting over him. Karin had certainly retained the Uzumaki "slut" gene, as she called it. Tsunade's mind harked back to Kushina, who'd been such a wanton whore before and even during her marriage to Minato she was surprised half the village's men hadn't had a tase of her cunt. She keenly recalled walking to their training session when her team was 16, only to see Kushina busy being spitroasted by the other two members of her team. Ah, such fond memories, especially after she'd joined the three. Tsunade's pussy was starting to water from the revelation.

Sakura would be Sasuke's other wife, of course, and she had ample time to decide the last two. Naruto, on the other hand, was a gold mine. The Demon Priestess Shion and Shizuka of Nadeshiko village had both formally asked for his hand, and they would get it, as would the famous Princess Yukie. His girlfriend Hinata was a certainty, although from what she knew they hadn't fucked yet- Hinata was a traditionalist who wanted to wait till marriage, but she certainly didn't stop Naruto from finding women to fuck ( or so she'd heard in the rumour mill. She thought Ino and Anko would make a good genetic pair for him, notwithstanding the fact that to put it mildly, they were whores. Sluts of an almost unprecedented magnitude, they would fuck anything that moved. Anko was a slut, and as the head of seduction, she'd taught everything she knew to Ino, who had essentially then made a name for herself as Konoha's greatest honey trap. Ino was currently the head of the Interrogation wing of T&I, and held a separate career- she'd started as a model, progressed to becoming a nude model, and then became a pornstar.

She didn't think Naruto would mind, though. No man could look at someone as sensual as Ino and Anko and not want to fuck them.

As Sasuke and Naruto heard what the old woman had to say, their jaws had dropped to the floor. Or at least Naruto's had. Sasuke's jaw was as emotionless as Sasuke apparently.

"So what you're saying is that I get to fuck 6 women and make them my wives?"

" *sigh* Yes, Naruto" groaned Tsunade.

"Cool!" whooped Naruto, jumping up and heading for the door.

"And where, pray tell, are you headed?" Tsunade asked, eyebrow cocked.

"To celebrate!" Naruto replied, still grinning that maniacal grin of his.

"We're not done yet. We need to make sure your 'tools' are in the right condition. A medical exam is needed. Drop your pants, both of you."

A grin spread on Naruto's face, as Sasuke stood up. They both walked towards Tsunade and dropped their pants confidently, showing two raging hard-ons. Surprisingly, they weren't shy about showing their dicks to each other. And boy were they big- Naruto was noticeably thicker than Sasuke, but Sasuke was longer by perhaps half an inch. The two were almost polar opposites; naruto's uncut cock juxtaposed against Sasuke's cut cock, Naruto's trimmed pubic hair against Sasuke's hairless, beautiful penis. The biggest difference, however, was in the size of the balls- Naruto's balls were HUMONGOUS- huge balls knocking against each other and making Tsunade's mouth water. Sasuke, on the other hand, was barely above average there.

"I've dreamed of this for years, baa-chan," said Naruto. "It's just an exam", said Tsunade, as she examined their dicks, cupping the balls in her hand, stroking their shafts. Naruto let out a groan- 'Baa-chan, your hands are so soft". Tsunade's pussy was getting wetter by the minute.

She couldn't stand it anymore.

"Fuck it. I'm going to show you why they call me the Legendary Sucker, she said, engulfing Sasuke's cock in one mouthful as she stroked off Naruto. She could handle his length- she'd had much bigger cocks in her throat before. Showering their cocks with spit, she switched from cock to cock rapidly, removing her top so that the two could see her magnificent tits.

"oH WOW, BAA-CHAN, THOSE ARE GINORMOUS!" Naruto said as he fondled her right tit, Sasuke having taken her left tit. A few more minutes of this, and Tsunade knew they were close to cumming.

She stopped, pushing the two downwards and then stripping off fully.

"I'm horny as fuck, and I need you both to fuck me." she said, facing the window and showing them her moist pussy and asshole.

The boys wasted no time- Naruto lifted her and placed her on his cock while lying down on the desk, impaling Tsunade. "Damn, baa-chan" he groaned, "you're so tight! I fucking love this pussy!".

Sasuke, for his part, started lick Tsunade's ass, sometimes moving to lick bits of Naruto's cock and Tsunade's pussy. Once it was sufficiently lubricated, he stuck his massive dick into Tsunade's ass. The two men began moving in tandem, forcing pleasure to course through Tsunade's body. She couldn't hold back any longer she came instantly. The subsequent contraction on both Naruto and Sasuke's cocks caused them to release their into her as well, a new wave of pleasure flowing through Tsunade as she felt the hot cum flowing into her from both holes.

THREE HOURS LATER

A completely cum-covered Tsunade finally passed out after the threesome she'd just had with Naruto and Sasuke. Sasuke smirked as the two dressed up and rose to leave, seeing cum oozing out of the Hokage's pussy.

'Summoning the last dredges of her stamina, Tsunade woke up, calling out.

'Shizune! Cancel all my meetings and come in here!"

The dutiful assistant obliged, shocked at the state of her master as she entered.

'"I need you to lick all this off of me"

A grin appeared on Shizune's face.

"Yes, Master."

Outside the office, Naruto and Sasuke grinned.

"Not done yet?" Naruto asked his friend.

"Not in the least." Sasuke grinned back. "And you know what that means."

Naruto knelt down to Sasuke's pants, unzipping them. He pulled down the pants, bringing out the semi-hard cock and kissing it. Putting his hands together, he shouted "Henge no jutsu!". A smoke cloud appeared, revealing a busty blonde the boys at the Konoha River stops called Naruko.

"Get to it, slut." Sasuke grinned

That's it for today, guys. See you next time!