"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pleasseee?"

"No."

"Prettyy pleasseee?" Doggy Eyes.

Reborn took a step backwards as he stared warily into the brunette's eyes. He wasn't able to get a good look at the girl previously since she sat pretty far away and her bangs were covering them, but right now, he could get quite a good look at them and he had to admit, they weren't very pleasant to look at.

Why?

Because they were too fucking cute.

"Reborn~~~!" Tsuna whined.

Taking another step back, Reborn felt sweat rolling down his neck. You're a hitman. You're a hitman. A hitman does not give in to extra cute doggy eyes. That has pink sparkles on them. They do not. A hitman does not- Oh damn.

"Fine."

Shit.

"Ara ara, Tsu-chan, are you playing with Reborn-kun?" Nana peaked her head out from the house into the courtyard with a motherly smile.

"Un!"

"I see! Remember to take a rest when you're tired!" she called to them as she walked back into the house with a smile.

"Hai~!"

Reborn deadpanned. The Sawada household was a family full of idiots. In what way, exactly, did this seem like playing to anyone?

Turning back to Tsuna, he watched dully as the ball came bouncing towards him("Hit it! Hit it!" Tsuna cheered in the back ground.") . Suppressing a sigh, Reborn he reached a hand out and smacked it back with little or close to no effort at all.

I'm a hitman. A hitman playing with a seven year old girl with a round bouncy rubber ball.

You've gotta be kidding me..


(The Round Bouncy Rubber Ball's adventure to Heaven and Hell)

Alright, let us, ahem, survey the beautiful scene in front of us for a second shall we?

Currently, on the right, we have Miss Sawada Tsunayoshi, aka, the bright sparkly girl with extra cute puppy eyes that none can resist. And of course, surrounding her, we cannot forget the extra bright sparkly aura.

On the left, we have Mr Reborn, aka , the world's strongest blah blah blah who is also very weak to puppy dog eyes especially those from the girl on the right. And lets not forget the dark murderous intent gathering around him by the second.

And of course! We must remember our main character, the round bouncy rubber ball who is continuously bounced from left to right by the two.

With the bight melodious choir and angels on the left and the solemn funeral march being played on the background with the spartan's slaves on the right, the poor ball has to admit that this is a pretty..awkward situation to be sandwiched in between.


Reborn twitched. Glaring down at the ball, he hissed in his mind. I swear I heard someone mocking me and whoever that was is going to die once I find him.

"Reborn! Hurry! The ball is reaching you!" Tsuna exclaimed.

Reborn looked up once again with an apathetic mask that was hiding his annoyance and stared at the ball approaching him.

*Twitch.*

*Twitch.*

*Snap.*

*Bam!*

Tsuna froze with her smile intact as Reborn took a dramatic step forward and smacked the ball with enough force for it to fly out of the Sawada's household and make a full journey around the surface of planet earth and back to the Sawada household.

"W-why did you do that?" she exclaimed in panic, turning around to glance at the direction in which Mr Round and Bouncy had flew off in.

"Because.." he hissed out, "It was annoying me."

Tsuna paused. She turned back around and stared at with a deadpan look.

Reborn glared back.

She stared at him for another second before throwing her hands up in disbelief and panicking again, "I can't believe you did that to Mr Ball all because of that!"

Giving Reborn a glare(Or rather a pout was all she could manage), she pointed an accusing finger at him, "Meanie!"

Reborn raised his eyebrows at that, "You're the one who wanted to play with it."

Tsuna sniffed and she cried out, "What are we gonna play now that Mr Ball is gone?"

With a smug smile that showed that he was everything but upset that 'Mr Ball' was gone, he made a shrugging gesture while raising up both his hands cockily, "Games are meant for kiddos."

"Reborn.." Tsuna blinked her large doe eyes that seemed to mock at him before stating dully, "You sound like an old man."

Twitch.

Twitch.

Twitch.

He glared down at the girl, "What did you just say?"

She pouted at him for a few seconds before she did the one thing no one dared to do to the world's strongest hitman.

She stuck her tongue out at him.

"Bleh!"

Snap!

Oh boy, she was dead. So dead.


The Ninth sweatdropped as he glanced at Iemitsu who was closed to doubling over in laughter on the floor, "Iemitsu?"

"Ahahaha! Holy- Did you see Reborn's expression just now? I can't believe this!" Iemitsu exclaimed as he slapped the floor repeatedly while trying to control his laughter.

The Ninth found himself too, chuckling mischievously. Well it wasn't everyday that you'd get to see the world's strongest hitman actually looking afraid of a seven year old and an old grandfather.

"Well, that aside," the Ninth coughed into his hand, "About Tsunayoshi.."

"Tsuna?" Iemitsu questioned before his eyes softened a little, "Ah.. That surprised me a little.."

The Ninth smiled, "I reckon so.. But.."

"But?"

"Even though Tsunayoshi herself says that she knows that you're in the Mafia, I don't think she has the full idea on what Mafia actually is. Perhaps there is a need to explain to her.." the Ninth stated.

Iemitsu's eyes darkened, "Must we? Can't we wait till she's more grown up?"

The Ninth sighed, "I understand what you mean, Iemitsu. But, the earlier she learns of it the easier for her to accept it. Besides, the reason Reborn is here in the first place is to prepare her for it. What's the use for doing so if she doesn't even understand what she's being prepared for?"

Iemitsu opened his mouth to protest, "But-"

"Ahahaha! You can't catch me~" Iemitsh and the Ninth blinked in surprise as Tsuna ran into the room, giggling. The next thing they knew, Reborn had ran in too.

"Sawada Tsunayoshi.." Reborn hissed, with a dark smirk on his lips.

"HIEE!" Tsuna jumped at the tone he used. Even a seven year old could tell that that tone wasn't good news.

The next thing they knew, Reborn had held Tsuna into a tight headlock with a menacing grin.

Now, anyone else would have stopped Reborn, but Iemitsu and the Ninth only stared.

...

Why was it that the situation seemed more like Reborn was playing with Tsuna?

"Hmm.. Now, what are you supposed to say?" Reborn tightened his grip.

"S-sorry! I'm sorry!" Tsuna wailed out.

Reborn huffed and released her.

"Reborn is a big meanie!" Tsuna pouted.

Reborn twitched and was about to pull another headlock until he noticed that there were, certain audiences around.

Meeting the gazes of Iemitsu and the Ninth's stupefied face, he thought, shit.


Cha-chang! The new chapters finally out! Whaddya think?

P.S, if any of you read The Final Stand, the sequel's out~

Its not really very good or anything, but do stop by and read it if you have time!

Raita.

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