Michael Bay: Hello, and welcome to Adventure Time: Awakening. My name's Michael Bay and I'm the director and producer of this movie. Let me go over the instructions before the movie starts. Please, silence your cell phones and discontinue texting. Nobody wants to spoil the movie, so no talking. After the movie, please put the trash in the garbage and the exits are around you. The film's also PG-13 and it also marks the first Warner Bros. Animated movie to be rated PG-13. The movie contains language, sexual situations, and even some nude images. Okay, that is, uh, silence your phones, no spoiling the movie, and throw away the trash. I guess the instructions help out after all. And one more thing, no smoking allowed. Enjoy the movie.
(The scene fades out and in to the desert named Badlands, The Land of Ooo. Four years after the Gum War, and we see Tiffany Oiler who looks through his microscopic eye and he turns around and walks to Dr. Gross.)
Tiffany Oiler: Dr. Gross, it looks like we found them. Finn and Jake did this to us.
Dr. Gross: Oh, they did, but I don't know why you're suddenly so against me, Tiffany.
Tiffany: Yeah, well, I trust Finn and Jake, and they have a better understanding of what's wrong and right than either of us. They're my friends, that's all.
Dr. Gross: Why won't you just obey me? This is for their own good.
(A rock passes him and Dr. Gross then he yelps)
Dr. Gross: Who's there?
(They turn around and see Bandit Princess, Ash, Ricardio, Samantha, Me-Mow, Pete Sassafras, Sir Slicer and Peace Master.)
Bandit Princess: You pathetic waste of human robot shit. I'd kill you right now if I didn't value my own life.
Dr. Gross: Who are you?
Bandit Princess: I'm Bandit Princess, and this is Ash, Ricardio, Samantha, Me-Mow, Pete, Sir Slicer and Peace Master. So, you think we're all bunch of ignorant, stubborn cowards? Well, you thought wrong. And I got some great news to tell.
Dr. Gross: Oh, this is exciting.
Bandit Princess: Patience St. Pim is still alive.
Dr. Gross: Patience St. Pim, huh? Well, she's the ice elemental, but we'll take that as a yes. Come on, Tiffany. We're gonna find Patience St. Pim.
Bandit Princess: Perfect. I got myself a deal, and it's been done.
Dr. Gross: So how do we find her exactly?
Bandit Princess: It's easy. We got teleporters.
Dr. Gross: Wow. That's... really incredible, but I think we'd like that.
Ash: Good. Now we'd better find her.
(Dr. Gross, Bandit Princess, Tiffany Oiler, Ash, Ricardio, Sir Slicer, Peace Master, Me-Mow and Pete teleport to the Ice Kingdom. The scene cuts to Land of Ooo and the text says "The Ice Kingdom". They arrive here and they find Patience St. Pim. Dr. Gross discovers Patience St. Pim and walks to her.)
Dr. Gross: There she is. She's still alive and she's frozen in her hibernation. (She cracks the egg then Patience St. Pim falls, groans and wakes up) Well, hello, ice girl. (Grins and chuckles evilly)
(In the house of Finn Mertens. Today is the 21st birthday of Finn. In Finn's room, he sleeps and the song plays "All Out of Love" by Air Supply as an alarm. Finn wakes up, yawns, walks to the bathroom and he takes a shower while "All Out of Love" still plays on the background. He turns off the shower, dries his body, brushes his hair and teeth, and he washes his face and hands. He texts Huntress Wizard and walks to Jake then the song fades.)
Finn: Hey, Jake. Good morning.
Jake: (He wakes up and yawns) Oh. Good morning, Finn.
Finn: You know what today is, right?
Jake: Really? What is it?
Finn: Today's my 21st birthday.
Jake: Really?
Finn: Yes. I'm 21 years old.
Jake: Wow. That's nice. Happy birthday. Let's see if I could round up the guests, if you know what I'm talking about. (Chuckles)
Finn: Oh, yeah. I knew that. Anyway, I'll call Huntress Wizard if she can help me find my... What happened? (Looks at his missing arm) Oh. Where the hell's my arm?
(At Huntress Wizard's castle, she hears her phone ringing, wakes up and answers Finn.)
Huntress Wizard: Hello?
Finn: (On phone) Hi. Huntress Wizard, it's me, Finn Mertens. And today's my 21st birthday.
Huntress Wizard: Oh, that's awesome. Happy birthday.
Finn: Thanks. Listen, I know what happened.
Huntress Wizard: Really? What is it? What's wrong?
Finn: I actually lost my arm.
Huntress Wizard: (Gasps) Oh, my poor boyfriend. Your arm's gone. And your arm's been bitten off by Golb.
Finn: I know. It's actually painful. And I missed Fern so much. I wish I could see him again.
Huntress Wizard: I know. Fern was usually your best friend. You planted him there after the treehouse was destroyed.
Finn: Look, I need you to help me find my arm. I don't know where it is.
Huntress Wizard: No problem. I'll find your arm, but I thankfully have the metal detector. Let's do this.
Finn: Okay. I love you, Huntress Wizard.
Huntress Wizard: Love you, too, honey. Let's find your arm.
(They end the call. The scene cuts to Finn and Huntress Wizard who find his arm while the song plays "No Problem" by Olivia Olson and Kendrick Lamar. Huntress Wizard uses the metal detector to search for Finn's arm. The metal detector beeps and she discovers his bionic arm.)
Huntress Wizard: I found your arm.
Finn: Really? Oh, thank God. It's here. (He takes his bionic arm and sighs relievedly) Finally. But apparently, it has two fingers, now it needs two more fingers.
Huntress Wizard: Huh. You're right. Good idea. It should probably need two more fingers.
Finn: Let's go to Candy Kingdom and tell Bubblegum if she could add two more fingers on my arm with the help of Aunt Lolly.
(At the Candy Kingdom, Princess Bubblegum works on her latest experiment with Aunt Lolly.)
Aunt Lolly: You know what an experiment means? It means when you create something out of everything else.
Princess Bubblegum: Did you say "everything?"
Aunt Lolly: Yes, everything.
Princess Bubblegum: I knew that.
(Finn and Huntress Wizard enter her lab.)
Aunt Lolly: Hey, Finn. What'd you find?
Finn: This. (Shows Bubblegum and Lolly his bionic arm) Huntress Wizard and I found it when we had the Great Gum War. It was actually weird.
Aunt Lolly: Oh. I see. Golb bit it off. So, it needs two more fingers, right?
Finn: Yes.
Aunt Lolly: All right, let's add it two more.
Princess Bubblegum: Let's see here. (Puts two fingers on his bionic arm) There. That should do it.
Finn: All right. Let's see if it still works. (He puts his bionic arm on his right arm and moves) Wow. It works. I'm finally... I'm actually better now. (Chuckles)
Huntress Wizard: I... I don't understand why. His arm actually moves and it still works.
Finn: Thanks.
Princess Bubblegum: You're welcome.
Finn: Anyway, I think I'm 21 years old, so who's up for the wedding between me and Huntress Wizard?
Minerva: I think I'm up for your wedding with Huntress Wizard.
Finn: Oh. Hi, Mom.
Minerva: Hey, Finn. What'd you find?
Finn: My bionic arm.
Minerva: Oh, I see. It was bitten off by Golb during the Gum War. And now you just found it with Huntress Wizard.
Huntress Wizard: Of course we did. By the way, it's a pleasure to meet you.
Minerva: Of course it is.
Finn: What if we call... Flame Princess? Or even better. Talk to Flame Princess.
Minerva: You know what? That sounds like a great idea if we could go to the Fire Kingdom.
Finn: Yes. (Sniffles and clears throat) Jesus Christ, I wish I could marry Flame Princess.
Huntress Wizard: Of course you could, Finn. You could marry Flame Princess. Fern might come back. Your future might live for survival.
Finn: What did you say? About my future? (He sighs and hugs Huntress Wizard) You're right. You should've married Fern. I should've married Flame Princess.
(Scene cuts to Martin who wakes up while in bed. He walks out of bed, enters his ship and teleports to Ooo in the distant future. The scene cuts to Ooo in a thousand years and text says "Land of Ooo, in the distant future..." as Shermy and Beth climb down from the tree after they pull out the Finn Sword.)
Shermy: Wow. The Finn Sword. That's incredible.
Beth: Of course it looks. That sword sure does work. I mean, I think Fern might...
(A wormhole appears as Martin's ship lands on the ground. The ship door opens and Martin walks and sees Shermy and Beth.)
Shermy: Who are you?
Martin: Martin Mertens. I'm from the past. Is Fern coming alive?
Beth: Yes, he is. (Fern comes alive) See? He's resurrected.
Fern: Hello, Marty. (Lands on the ground) I'm Fern.
Martin: Hey, Fern. Look, I need you, Shermy and Beth to come with me.
Shermy: Really?
Martin: Yes, really. I'll show you what Ooo looks like if we could travel back in time.
Shermy: I guess that sounds like fun, but okay. We'll go.
Martin: Awesome. Beth, you can change sizes, right?
Beth: Yes, actually. Here goes nothing. (Changes a size like Martin) Wow, I can change sizes.
Shermy: I knew that.
Martin: All right, let's go.
(They enter his ship as Martin starts the engine and flies back to the past. The scene cuts to Ooo in a thousand years earlier and the text says "Back in the past..." as the wormhole opens and Martin's ship lands on the tree. The ship door opens and then Martin, Shermy, Beth and Fern walk out of his ship.)
Martin: Well, here we are. This is where my son planted you there.
Fern: Of course he did. This is where I could meet him as a reunion.
Martin: Well, maybe you could meet my son. I just wish I could see my wife again.
Shermy: Of course, Martin. You could see your son.
Beth: I can't wait to see Jake for the first time.
Shermy: Oh, yeah. I think I could see Finn for the first time.
Fern: I think we'll have a celebration if the timeline never changes.
Martin: All right, let's go, go, go.
(They run to see Finn and Jake. The scene freezes and the camera pans back from the computer screen as Dr. Gross looks at Martin, Shermy, Fern and Beth.)
Dr. Gross: Ah, yes. Look at them. Shermy and Beth. They're from the future.
Patience St. Pim: And why was Martin traveling through time and then back again?
Dr. Gross: Martin Mertens. So he thinks he's actually a hider? It matters not.
Sir Slicer: I've never met Shermy and Beth before.
Patience St. Pim: By the way, why'd you find me?
Dr. Gross: Because we found you.
Patience St. Pim: Oh, I see that. Thanks for finding me. It was... actually cool. Although, your body looks robotic. And as for you, Bandit Princess, you ran away from that monster because you're a coward.
Bandit Princess: Look, Patience, I think being a coward isn't what you'd expect because you probably missed us all.
(Patience St. Pim kicks Bandit Princess in the head and strangles her angrily to the sack of hatchlings.)
Patience St. Pim: You are so despicable.
Bandit Princess: (Choking) Hatchlings. Careful, they're fragile.
Patience St. Pim: Even in death, there is no command, but mine.
(An egg spills out a chicken-bee hatchling while it chitters then Patience St. Pim throws Bandit Princess and walks to Dr. Gross while Bandit Princess coughs.)
Patience St. Pim: Dr. Gross, I failed deep this time. The counter-spell was a failure. And now, I have to do it again.
Dr. Gross: Oh, you have something new to do, Patience St. Pim. The counter-spell would've been a total success. Its spells can luckily be powerful without a trace.
Patience St. Pim: How is that possible?
Dr. Gross: It's possible because you're the ice princess. And now, collect them again. So you and the princesses can unlock your true potential.
Patience St. Pim: Oh, yes. (Sinisterly) That's really sweet if I could brainwash them again. The counter-spell might work again without interruptions. (Cracks her knuckles) Me-Mow, come. We've got job to do.
Me-Mow: Right away.
(They walk. Dr. Gross lays on the floor and drinks a jug of milk then she begins to laugh maniacally while the song plays "Gangsta" by Nicki Minaj. The scene cuts to the Fire Kingdom as Flame Princess sits on the throne after the song. The door knocks.)